Vana'diel Bestiary: Bubbly Bernie  

got bored one day formed a bussiness with some ppl made 34k profite off the litte nm took me 4 hours to do

Hah, I didn't know it was a non-spawning mob. I was a bit on the inebriated side and decided to camp it seeing as how I've never taken down an NM before. Well, sure enough, it spawned, I beat the hell out of it and severely pissed off some taru BLM. I feel kinda bad now, because I really thought I had bagged it fair and sqaure, but not much I can do now. Oh well, that's a lesson learned, I guess.

im about to try it with a WHM10 (current equip)

Bernie does not have a spawn time. All you have to do is trade a Quus (fish) to the ??? near the left backhand side of the lighthouse and he will appear. This is just a simple quest from Bastok. The reward for this quest is 500 gil, and it is repeatable..So nooooooo...this isnt just like the other NMs that u have to camp out..and noooo.. its not good for stealing other people their Monster. :D:D Hope this helps you out.

this is the first NM ive killed...iwas watching someone fight it, but it was a close battle so i had my provoke ready...and sure enough, the guy died with Bernie having like 10hp and i killed it and got the drop...

people were calling me names for that...but who cares ^_~

dose anyone know how much fame you get per clock you trede in..if you get any

So you get money for this? wheres the girl?

This guy is easy. You shouldnt have a problem at lvl 10. Not to mention the person that asked about him at 13.

Ok, advice on doing bubblie bernie if you want to make money off of him:

1. Form a party of 2-4 people depending on how fast the HARDEST HITTING PT member can kill him. If he can kill really fast then 4 people is optimum number of people.

2. The hardest hitting member takes all of the group's quus and heads out to where bernie spawns.

3. All other PT members are "runners" and the runners all head to the gate in Bastok Mines district.

4. One runner takes 2 steps into the South Gustaberg region while the bernie killer is in position to kill.

5. The killer spawns bernie and kills him, he then PASSES ON THE CLOCK while the runner bids on it and the other 2 runners are both still in town. This will cause the runner to get the clock.

6. The runner goes into town and mails the clock to himself (or the killer depending on how many quus are being done).

7. The next runner steps into South Gustaberg to get a clock to mail, and this process can go on as long as the killer has quus to trade bernie, and the ruuner's mailboxes are not full.


If you're mailing list is full then you can clear it by having all people who were sent items check their mog house. For this reason it is recommended that the runners mail to themselves 1st that way they can go check their own mog house to clear their mailing list. Yes this will work if done properly and you can make a lot of money really fast once you understand the system. You will have to still turn the clocks in 1 by 1, but you can turn in 12 clocks in well under 10 minutes just by running back and forth between your mog house and Malene. I've never actually timed myself, but doing it with 4 people as a lv. 28 thf killing bernie I've managed to get 12 clocks per person in under an hour probably under 30 minutes even. I hope this has not been over-complicated and I hope it helps someone.

Notorious Monsters are always Impossible to Gauge it would matter if it was lvl 1 and you were lvl 9128481781375735.... it would still be impossible to gauge....