Vana'diel Bestiary: Demon Secretary  

Found in:Castle Zvahl Baileys
  • Notorious Monster
  • Based on Dark
  • Weak against Light
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Updated: Fri Dec 28 16:26:12 2007

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# Sep 11 2005 at 1:49 PM Rating: Decent
3 posts
thats funny. some of these ENMs have really stupid names.

Edited, Sun Sep 11 14:58:28 2005
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# Sep 11 2005 at 12:30 PM Rating: Decent
115 posts
At least there's no Demon Giggolo...yet
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Not THAT kind of secretary lol
# Aug 05 2005 at 1:51 PM Rating: Decent
701 posts
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say his name refers to a high ranking government official rather than a receptionist. eg. Secretary of State.

Of course, imagining a demon with a dress, high heels, a bad hairdo, and a phone headset is a lot funnier.
Character: Camiie
Elvaan Female
Bastok Rank 10
MNK 99 / BST 99 / SMN 99 / DNC 99 / SAM 99 / WAR 99 / THF 99
Silly mob names
# Jun 16 2005 at 7:44 PM Rating: Decent
50 posts
Hobgoblin Fascinator, Hobgoblin Physician, Hobgoblin Blagger, Goblin Shepard, now, demon secertary. Now if only these mobs lived true to their names, Vana'Diel would be such a better place. I mean I could seriously use a demon secertary to scare off all the n00bs that ask me stupid questions, or bug me for help. Or a hobgob fascinator to fascinate and entertain me while i'm LFP. but no... they just try to kill me ; ;
I am not the first, I am the only.
Tenshiiryu- (Valefor) SAM75,WAR60,THF37, NIN37,DRG17,WHM58, BLM35, PLD20, SMN15, RDM8. Hume, Rank 10 Bastok. LS: Darklegions, PerfectFailures, DavricleLikesMen
Dejango- MNK20,WAR10. Mithra, Rank 2 Windurst. LS: PerfectKhaos, TheBladesOfTruth
# Apr 12 2005 at 5:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Demon Secretary... hahahaha.
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On Hold
# Feb 26 2005 at 1:36 PM Rating: Excellent
53 posts
Sec: Mr.Shadow Lord?

S.L: Im working...what is it?

Sec: Well, Sir, a party of 12 adventurers just called..It seems they want to kill you and end your evil rein.

S.L: Ugh...damn..Put them on hold, im very bussy reaping the souls of the inocent at the moment!

Sec: *returns to the phone* Im sorry sir, but hes very bussy at the moment, i can put you on hold or regester an apointment.

(somewhere far away)

Hume: *sigh* fine, ill stay on hold. *lookes at the group of eager adventurers and shakes his head saddly*
"A flash of Lightning, a break in the Wave..He passes from Life...To rest in the Grave." --------Forever Mortal
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RE: On Hold
# Jul 20 2005 at 12:12 AM Rating: Decent
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# Feb 23 2005 at 1:54 PM Rating: Decent
OMFG Thats the funniest name yet! Secretary of the Shadow Lord I wonder XD
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# Feb 22 2005 at 4:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Cofee. Black. I'm not paying you to sit around.
Maybe if we wait long enough, he'll tell us about how he walked barefoot uphill through snow both ways in Uleregand and defeated the evil Snoll Tzar with nothing but a stack of pebbles. Men were men back then. Mithra were men, too, but they don't talk about that.

Mellowy is awesome, now.
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