No no no! You see, when you take the integral of the amount of HP sustained on firesday, you will realize that you get e to the x. Everyone knows that the derivative of e to the x is e to the x plus the derivative of the x. Now, because this goes on your finger, you have to use the mean value theorem. This will give you -6, so you are now at your homepoint. Glad I could clear things up.
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