Debunking of FFXI Myths!!
Disbanding from your party in the middle of a Warp II does not, in fact, Warp the Black Mage. It simply cancels the spell.
That has been the lesson for today.
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#28
Jan 17 2005 at 5:30 PM
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.
Edited, Mon Jan 17 17:30:30 2005 by Wintaru
Edited, Mon Jan 17 17:30:30 2005 by Wintaru
#29
Jan 17 2005 at 5:31 PM
Well, my shift at work is over, I expect you all to continue the legacy of FFXI in my absence (Lime being the official color now.)
I will expect a full report tomorrow at 9 AM EST on this same thread. Until then, keep this bumped and be on the look out for those.......EVIL threads!
Hijack them all!
I will expect a full report tomorrow at 9 AM EST on this same thread. Until then, keep this bumped and be on the look out for those.......EVIL threads!
Hijack them all!
#30
Jan 17 2005 at 5:33 PM
It pleases me very much to see everyone using lime in their sigs. Keep it up, everyone.
[ffxisig]186559[/ffxisig]
#31
Jan 17 2005 at 5:33 PM
The little monkey air freshener releases a clean and fresh scent, and it emits a piercing, ultra-high frequency shriek, scientifically designed to keep my Bathroom Monkey hard at work, 24 hours a day.
Now my bathroom's monkey clean and monkey fresh. And my bathroom monkey? He's more than a bathroom cleanser. He's a part of the family.
I don't know where monkeys come from.. I don't know how they reproduce.. I don't know how they eat.
But I do know one thing: they were born to clean bathrooms. And when it's cleaning power is all used up...
simply pick up another in any of three decorative colors:
Red
Blue
or Orangutan.
This little guy just started today, and, you know, I think my new Bathroom Monkey and I are gonna make a great team.
Zadiel
#32
Jan 17 2005 at 5:33 PM
Quote:
Even more interesting is the fact that having six fingers and toes is a dominant trait. We came to have 5 fingers/toes through in-breeding.
I had no idea O.o
Which oddly enough reminds me;
The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time.
Now, wouldn't that be a sight.
#34
Jan 17 2005 at 6:02 PM
Quote:
Quote:
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Even more interesting is the fact that having six fingers and toes is a dominant trait. We came to have 5 fingers/toes through in-breeding.
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I had no idea O.o
Which oddly enough reminds me;
The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time.
Now, wouldn't that be a sight.
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Even more interesting is the fact that having six fingers and toes is a dominant trait. We came to have 5 fingers/toes through in-breeding.
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I had no idea O.o
Which oddly enough reminds me;
The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time.
Now, wouldn't that be a sight.
Now if the law stated that it more than 3000 hookers could not be herded dowm Hollywood Blvd. at any one time it might put us pimps out of business.
#35
Jan 17 2005 at 6:10 PM
I hereby ratify the law stating that no more than 3,000 sheep may be allowed to wander down Hollywood BLVD at one time.
The law shall be changed to show that Hookers are no longer allowed to wander the streets of Hollywood Blvd and that no less than 3,000 sheep may be wandering across the said above Blvd.
There that sounds about right.
Let the good times roll.
The law shall be changed to show that Hookers are no longer allowed to wander the streets of Hollywood Blvd and that no less than 3,000 sheep may be wandering across the said above Blvd.
There that sounds about right.
Let the good times roll.
#36
Jan 17 2005 at 7:24 PM
Greatest. Idea. Ever.
Hmm...what useless knowledge do I possess? {Hmm...}
I just learned you can create a resistor from solder & a medicine bottle! XD
...Discuss...
...or not...
Hmm...what useless knowledge do I possess? {Hmm...}
I just learned you can create a resistor from solder & a medicine bottle! XD
...Discuss...
...or not...
#37
Jan 17 2005 at 7:30 PM
*sets out a wad of troll/idiocy bait*
George W. Bush appointed a bipartisan commission to investigate what the CIA and other intelligence agencies knew about prewar Iraq. HOWEVER, the White House ordered them to not investigate how the White House and the Pentagon used this intelligence.
In other words, the commision can look at the facts, but not discuss how the white house distorted them. Of course we the people have taken up this debate. I don't know much about Iraq, but i do know if somebody were to tell me not to double-check whether they've been lying, i'd have to be an idiot to think they weren't lying about something.
Now THIS is hijack material!
George W. Bush appointed a bipartisan commission to investigate what the CIA and other intelligence agencies knew about prewar Iraq. HOWEVER, the White House ordered them to not investigate how the White House and the Pentagon used this intelligence.
In other words, the commision can look at the facts, but not discuss how the white house distorted them. Of course we the people have taken up this debate. I don't know much about Iraq, but i do know if somebody were to tell me not to double-check whether they've been lying, i'd have to be an idiot to think they weren't lying about something.
Now THIS is hijack material!
#38
Jan 17 2005 at 7:31 PM
Ooooh. Now what would you power with that resistor?
Did you know the Charms Blow Pop factory makes 600 Blow Pops a minute? Mmm, Blow Pop goodness. :D
Did you know the Charms Blow Pop factory makes 600 Blow Pops a minute? Mmm, Blow Pop goodness. :D
#39
Jan 17 2005 at 7:32 PM
Solder from a medicine bottle.
By the gods thats the final key. I can finally finish my device. The world will now come to know the name of
DOOM
By the gods thats the final key. I can finally finish my device. The world will now come to know the name of
DOOM
#40
Jan 17 2005 at 8:04 PM
Quote:
The only 100% proven method of birth control is abstinence. Use protection!
Well, if you believe The Bible THEN THIS IS FALSE. Mary practiced abstinence and she got "with child". So, it's more like 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999% effective.
Discuss.
#41
Jan 18 2005 at 1:18 AM
Well as it turns out the girl had another guy on the side as she told me tonight.
I find myself more confused by women every year I age.
I find myself more confused by women every year I age.
#42
Jan 18 2005 at 1:21 AM
Quote:
Well, if you believe The Bible THEN THIS IS FALSE. Mary practiced abstinence and she got "with child". So, it's more like 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999% effective.
Mary got hers from the Holy Friggin' Spirit. Ain't no amount of abstinence or protection gonna stop the WILL OF GOD.
Fershizzle.
#43
Jan 18 2005 at 3:03 AM
....
I say this is MORE painful than said threads...
I say this is MORE painful than said threads...
#44
Jan 18 2005 at 3:16 AM
I think the weed I'm smoking is not strong enough....
#46
Jan 18 2005 at 7:12 AM
How do i make my siggy green!? O_o
#47
Jan 18 2005 at 7:19 AM
25 posts
If you take a mans intestines and nerve endings, and spread them out in a long cord . . .
then that man will die
then that man will die
#48
Jan 18 2005 at 7:27 AM
So i was reading the forums this morning and some guy makes this thread about a petition or something. Here is the link:
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=10&mid=1105994287230776619&num=45
It's total crap, but so is most of the stuff posted by this guy.
Discuss!
Edited, Tue Jan 18 07:41:41 2005 by Jacobsdeception
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=10&mid=1105994287230776619&num=45
It's total crap, but so is most of the stuff posted by this guy.
Discuss!
Edited, Tue Jan 18 07:41:41 2005 by Jacobsdeception
#49
Jan 18 2005 at 9:49 AM
I have returned! How goes the front lines?? Oh, and BUMP. :-P
We SHALL clean up this forum!
We SHALL clean up this forum!
#50
Jan 18 2005 at 10:12 AM
If your going to throw water baloons at a wedding ceremony, keep your back to an exit.
#51
Jan 18 2005 at 10:21 AM
25 posts
So i'm having a problem with some gil sellers . . .
psych.
trying to hijack a hijack thread by turning it into a normal thread.
psych.
trying to hijack a hijack thread by turning it into a normal thread.
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