Now for my first hijack post... (not sure if this is true, heard about it on tv.)
Did you know that being shot in a non-vital area can potentially kill you? The shock from the impact can travel through bodily fluid and damage internal organs.
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#78
Jan 18 2005 at 4:48 PM
I think all Inquisition members should rate each other up, I've noticed much Karma killing.
Rate ups for everyone here!
Rate ups for everyone here!
#79
Jan 18 2005 at 4:49 PM
WingGundamZero wrote:
Now for my first hijack post... (not sure if this is true, heard about it on tv.)
Did you know that being shot in a non-vital area can potentially kill you? The shock from the impact can travel through bodily fluid and damage internal organs.
Did you know that being shot in a non-vital area can potentially kill you? The shock from the impact can travel through bodily fluid and damage internal organs.
Let's not forget that you can also get lead poisining. Unless you have a WHM near you with Poisona, your in trouble.
A Cure II wouldn't be bad either, now that I think about it.
#80
Jan 18 2005 at 4:53 PM
Hey...um... Does anyone know where I can get a monkey, a can of cheeze wiz, and typewriter.
Thanks
Thanks
75PLD/39WAR/29NIN/28BLU/20RDM/17DRG/17COR/15MNK
Paladin: AF Completed!
Genkei: 1,2,3,4, 5 completed! Maat defeated!!!!
Missions: San D'Oria 8.2 CoP Completed!!!
ZM 17 Sky access! Shiny Earring w00t!
Cloth Craft:74.2 Fishing:24.5 Cooking:24.2
Linkshell: Do you see the magic force that is gathering. Can you hear the roar that heralds its arrival. Feel the tidal force that is Arcanum!
Paladin: AF Completed!
Genkei: 1,2,3,4, 5 completed! Maat defeated!!!!
Missions: San D'Oria 8.2 CoP Completed!!!
ZM 17 Sky access! Shiny Earring w00t!
Cloth Craft:74.2 Fishing:24.5 Cooking:24.2
Linkshell: Do you see the magic force that is gathering. Can you hear the roar that heralds its arrival. Feel the tidal force that is Arcanum!
#81
Jan 18 2005 at 4:54 PM
Well, I'm editing this post was pointless.
Pie.
Discuss.
Edited, Tue Jan 18 16:54:48 2005 by griffinmonkey
Pie.
Discuss.
Edited, Tue Jan 18 16:54:48 2005 by griffinmonkey
#82
Jan 18 2005 at 6:25 PM
Fried chicken and potatoes I had for dinner. Tasty.
Did you know that 10% of a fruit fly's weight is in its nuts?
Did you know that 10% of a fruit fly's weight is in its nuts?
#83
Jan 18 2005 at 6:25 PM
DIE DOUBLE POST! *stabs*
Edited, Tue Jan 18 18:40:09 2005 by Evanji
Edited, Tue Jan 18 18:40:09 2005 by Evanji
#84
Jan 18 2005 at 6:40 PM
Wow 10%?!? o.0
Thats a lot of nuts!!
also I have $758 in change, small coins. Don't ask how.
Edited, Tue Jan 18 18:48:32 2005 by ffxirandomname
Thats a lot of nuts!!
also I have $758 in change, small coins. Don't ask how.
Edited, Tue Jan 18 18:48:32 2005 by ffxirandomname
#85
Jan 18 2005 at 7:23 PM
Quote:
Did you know that 10% of a fruit fly's weight is in its nuts?
{/disgusted}[Red][/Red]
#86
Jan 18 2005 at 7:30 PM
*breaks out the snapple caps*
Did you know that a person swallows an average of 8 spiders while sleeping during their lifetime?
Did you know that a person swallows an average of 8 spiders while sleeping during their lifetime?
Dear people I don't like: 凸(â—´―｀â—)凸
#87
Jan 18 2005 at 7:34 PM
And I thought the fruit fly one was upsetting. Eeewww...spiders...*hates anything with too many legs*
Anyhoo...did you know that 100% of lesbians are women?
And I have my very own karma troll! JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED! *coughnot*
Oh yes, and since I'm the first girl to join (I think), might I be High Lady of the Inquisition? It's a decision you'll not regret making.
Edited, Tue Jan 18 20:25:46 2005 by Evanji
Anyhoo...did you know that 100% of lesbians are women?
And I have my very own karma troll! JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED! *coughnot*
Oh yes, and since I'm the first girl to join (I think), might I be High Lady of the Inquisition? It's a decision you'll not regret making.
Edited, Tue Jan 18 20:25:46 2005 by Evanji
#88
Jan 18 2005 at 9:01 PM
Yes! Mistress Evanji! =D
The milk of a hippopotamus is bright pink.
The milk of a hippopotamus is bright pink.
#89
Jan 18 2005 at 9:27 PM
Never Never Never stick a cat in a tub of water, with out putting protective wear on first.
#90
Jan 18 2005 at 9:42 PM
Does this mean we can hijack YOUR thread??? Yes yours. I can't tell you how many redumdant complaints about other redundant threads there are.
I keep pointing out to the less able to comprehend message boards that this is the nature of the beast. I mean there is NEVER going to be unending topics, but ones that apply to all, and finding a million post long thread to post your thoughts is NOT fulfilling in many cases.
Suggestion: if you don't like repetative threads... leave the message boards. It will save your frustration levels.
I keep pointing out to the less able to comprehend message boards that this is the nature of the beast. I mean there is NEVER going to be unending topics, but ones that apply to all, and finding a million post long thread to post your thoughts is NOT fulfilling in many cases.
Suggestion: if you don't like repetative threads... leave the message boards. It will save your frustration levels.
#91
Jan 18 2005 at 9:52 PM
Statistics show that 98% of Americans are sexually active, and choose to sugar their socks rather than Christmas carols. This raises an important question.
Does coffee bleed?
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Does coffee bleed?
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#92
Jan 18 2005 at 10:12 PM
Quote:
Does coffee bleed?
That's unpossible! If coffee is a liquid, how can it bleed? Why, the sheer idea of coffee bleeding is stupefying (I love that word$B!D(B) in itself!
(and Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance, fyi.)
#93
Jan 18 2005 at 10:23 PM
Hmm........interesting idea.........
Did you know that 63% of U.S. children ages 7-13 have no common sence or work ethic. Makes me think of all the fun we'll have when they turn 25 or so
hobo joe was here!
Did you know that 63% of U.S. children ages 7-13 have no common sence or work ethic. Makes me think of all the fun we'll have when they turn 25 or so
hobo joe was here!
#95
Jan 19 2005 at 3:01 AM
Kaolin is probably gonna turn this into,
A LAST thread so....
LAST!
A LAST thread so....
LAST!
#97
Jan 19 2005 at 3:14 AM
Didn't yaal get in trouble the last time yaal tried a last thread?
#98
Jan 19 2005 at 5:00 AM
YES! I am Mistress Evanji, High Lady of the Xeno-Inquisition! Bow down to me, you pitiful mortals! >:D
And I do have work ethic. I work a good 12 hours a day - counting school hours and homeowrk. Beingin honors = SATANIC homework. Better than being in a class with dumbtards though.
And I do have work ethic. I work a good 12 hours a day - counting school hours and homeowrk. Beingin honors = SATANIC homework. Better than being in a class with dumbtards though.
#99
Jan 19 2005 at 8:38 AM
If you pour melted chocolate on the floor, can a squirrel hear the ocean?
Sources say that it can.
Sources say that it can.
#100
Jan 19 2005 at 8:55 AM
Quote:
If you pour melted chocolate on the floor, can a squirrel hear the ocean?
Sources say that it can.
Sources say that it can.
Don't be an assclown! Everone knows that it depends entirely upon the type of chocolate you pour.
White Chocolate = No!
Dark Chocolate = Yes!
Semi-Sweet Chocalate morsels melted down = Are you nuts?!?
Now, on to more important matters.
On average, males think about sex every seven seconds....
/wait 7
/ja "Meditate" <me>
/ja "Release" <me>
/p brb WC
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