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I'm serious, your bunny & smileys are adorable. I'm betting that in the Last half of your life you could be the one getting away walking around using a cane that had a mirror on the end. cuteness is powerful!

Yeah my LAST Girlfriend before i was married was hispanic. Ive seen it, and felt the fury.

This may be the LAST post in this thread.

WTF did you just say? I hope english isn't your first language.

Nice bit of projectionism there, imbecile. When you're told you're a sh[/i]itty flamer, pretend it was someone else you were mocking, for posterity's sake, right simp? Sadly, It takes someone with a much higher IQ than yourself to pull that one off convincingly, however.

In case you still don't get it, I've never used that generic "flame" in response to anyone.

Minaku wrote:

Oh and you forgot to include yourself on your mighty throne sneering down at the disgusting masses beneath you.

I didn't forget to include anything. This is self-evident; even you picked up on it with me not having to say anything at all. Pretty nifty, huh?

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I'm sorry we didn't let you into the clubhouse. You and rhi and spin can all sit outside and talk all the sh*t you'd like.

You just don't get it, do you? I've already made it clear to everyone in there with my actions that I've never even made an attempt to become "accepted" there. The forum is a joke. Understand that everyone is not a social reject like yourself and desperately needs acceptance, even if the only place you can get it from is from the internet. The fact that lefein is accepted there, speaks volumes. Face it, accepted or not in the asylum, you're still at the equivalent of the "reject" table from back in your high school days. Just quit while you're behind.
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Here's the story of Nephfhhasagfdgfs...

One day in the asylum...

Nephahak the newbie: hi guys! what's your favorite music? lol!

Fat EQ reject asylumite: GFY! Note the originality oozing forth from my pores on my bloated body.

Nephdsa OMG, you're so mean!
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The next day, in PM...

To: Nonlinear
From: Neph the rejected

Let's bring down the ayslum!!!11

Reply from: Nonlinear
To: Neph the rejected

shut the fu[i]ck up.
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Time passes, and eventually nephadj's dry wit and lack of any discernible intelligence makes the asylum high 1337 nerd council realize that he's one of them.

nephakjhfk Wow! I've been accepted! This is the first time in my life that I've been accepted anywhere! I'm totally awesome now! My banality has been overshadowed by the sheer coolness of being associated with the a5y1um!!1

From this point on, it is beyond nephafhkaj's comprehension as to why anyone would not want to be a part of a forum made up of eurotrash, burnouts, and leftist hippies.
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100% true by the way.

This is finally his chance to be on the "inside" of somewhere, as opposed to being outside wishing he was in.

Unfortunately, his "inside" is an anonymous internet forum.

When you're as inconsequential in life as nephadshfjklh is, I guess feeling like you belong somewhere in a virtual world is the only consolation you can get.

Survey says: FAIL

Now, get the fu[/i]ck out of my thread.

[i]Edited, Thu Oct 13 15:24:02 2005 by SpinShark

One more round of "pwning" and Spin will be done jerking off for the week. Then he'll go back to crying in the dark or whatever he does that made him this way, and this thread will sink into oblivion with the rest. Gotta say this one has been a barnburner though, some great guest appearences. See you next time you need to validate your existance to a bunch of people you don't care about. <3

Hey, what can I say, it's a nice way to amuse myself and make money at the same time. It takes barely any time, and no effort at all either, for the record. You're my little entertainment circus monkeys. This thread cracks me up.

Oh, and you might want to work on your reading comprehension. I wasn't explaining why I "don't care" about you, I was pointing out how you and your sooper 1337 forum are a bunch of fu[i][/i]cktards.

See the difference?

Greetings all, and welcome to the first annual allakhazam f*cking idiot convention. It appears that everyone has already arrived. So lets get things started, shall we. I hope you all registered for your door prizes.

Ok, lets start with our first session! I want everyone to randomly quote a post from above and then make some miscalaneous reference to the posters resemblance to some animal, or some persons genitalia.

Alright great! Now lets start the second session. I want everyone to try and make lame attempts at ending a topic by posting as many idle internet threats as possible. Things like "What, you got nothing left to say?" and "Oh, you can't hang with us big boys, but you can hang from my giant E-peen!" come to mind as possibilities. Please, please make sure to emphasize that somehow if you are lucky enough to be the last idiot to speak, that it will somehow heighten your status amongst the rest of us. It is important to stress this so that when everyone else gets sick of typing, you will be able to pat yourself on the back. <Apparently the years you spent ************ furiously to animal **** really built up the stamina in those typing hands! YAY!>

Oh, and last but not least. Please, everyone quote this post as much as possible, and flame me harder than your 15 year old brother who just came out of the closet. Since being a first time attendee. The only way for my E-peen to reach the gargantuan size I desire. Is that my post be quoted as many times as possible. Thus proving my my truely god-like status ;)

OK, I think thats everything!

Thanks for your time. Please enjoy the orderves, and make sure you all get a glass a kool-aid before you leave ;)

You know Nephy is going to go cry to an Admin over someone nuking his Karma just like he's been doing to so many people throughout the forums.
I think his post is clear proof enough the kind of person he is and those that he associates with on The Asylum. They complain about the FFXI community being full of "idiots and immature" but rarely have I ever come across ANYONE in the FFXI community that would ever be so abusive to random strangers.



evidence of his more mild meanside:



evidence of him whining about his Karma and semiadmitting to trolling a fellow user


His bragging about harassing people in the FFXI Forum



His idea of an intersting & witty post:

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Edited, Thu Oct 13 16:18:49 2005 by niobia

Spinshark rules. Oh yes, and just because we are not accepted by you freaks and geeks in the asylum, doesn't mean we cry ourselves to sleep over it.


Sadly, there is a world outside of you folks.

More evidence of Nephy and the Asylum gang getting jollys off bullying people. Whether you speak for or against them, you will get Karma camped.

Evidence 1
Evidence 2
Evidence 3
EVidence 4 just him being randomly "witty"
Evidence 5


theres more where this came from.


*Diveos is an asylum poster.When they get bored of attacking FFXI & WoW posters they generally turn on him and some of the others that they refer to as "Parrots" because all they do is repeat what the Elite say(better known as brown nosing)
Either way, the majority of these people with the exception of Exodus play EQ and not FFXI.




I spent my happiest moments randomly helping people with my whm on FFXI Rganarok. Never charging for G1, G2,even the dreaded G3, AF & what have you. I always believe that we should treat people as we want to be treated. But really, how helpful is this forum when the owner permits a small faction to abuse the people that come to this site to actually improve their game or find help for a part of the game that they are stumped on.
Spin was not insulting the FFXi or WoW community but the community that hates and continually works to try to destroy the FFXi & WoW communities - The Asylum.
All those times you thought an FFXi person was Karma camping you it was more than likely one of the Asylum "Elite" as they refer to themselves. (Why? because it makes them laugh to see you get upset.)







Edited, Thu Oct 13 17:47:03 2005 by niobia

Edited, Thu Oct 13 17:42:03 2005 by niobia

bump.