5) You spend more time here on alla than you do on FFXI (this applies especially to people who have work/school, like me).
4) Instead of writing those english papers that are due tomorrow, you're here posting on Alla.
3) You haven't been on time to class for 2 weeks now because you use the school computers to post on Alla.
2) You actually read SpinShark's Thread Compendium.
1) The librarians have to pick you up and drag you out of the school library to get you away from Alla.
And would you look at the time! I'm late for Psyc 1A o.O again! Man my 3hr lunch break sure does go by *********** we have an exam today too ><. Stupid spinshark and your compendium...I shoulda been writing those English papers.