A beautiful elvaan PLD in AF is on her way to Lufaise Meadow by going through the Dunes. As she reach the beach, she sees a low-lvl tarutaru with no arms and no legs crying his eyes out.
-"Why are you crying, tarutaru?"
-"Well, you see, I have no arms and no legs, I've never been hugged by a beautiful women before".
Immediatly feeling a crushing pity, the elvaan moves toward the taru and hugged him. With his happyness restored, she says goodbye and go on her way.
An hour later, a very cute tarutaru WHM wearing nobles walks alone on the beach and she sees the tarutaru crying again all the tears from his body.
-"Why are you sad-aru?"
-"Well, in my condition, I'm not attractive to women and I've never been kissed before"
Feeling sorry and forced by the Code of the Taru to help every tarutaru in the need, she kisses him deeply and goes on her way.
The taru, feeling he's on to something, looks around for a while and starts crying again when he sees a sexy mithra BLM coming his way.
-"Why are you crrrying, tarutarrru?"
-"Well, I've got no arms and no legs, no women wants to be with me...I've never been ****** before by a sexy woman like you"
The mithra pauses a moment and thinks about it, then accepts his request.
-"Wait a few minutes, I'll be rrright back."
As she disappear out of sight, the tarutaru can't believe his luck. This is it! Finally! He's gonna have sex for the first time! He waits for about 10 minutes when he sees the mithra running back to him. However, she was not alone. Behind her was an army of goblins, ghosts, angry sheeps and the WHM AF Notorious Monster.
As his eyes open wide with fear, the mithra runs next to him, uses Manafont and casts Warp on herself.
-"Well, now you'rrre *************
Disclaimer - This joke dates from before the MPK patch. I know it doesn't work anymore.