How to use a calculator, for the ignorant. Follow

Diukor's calculator:

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*                             * 
*                             * 
*                             *    <- Screen. 
*                             * 
*                             * 
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*     *     *     *     *     * 
*  7  *  8  *  9  *  /  *Clear* 
*     *     *     *     *     * 
******************************* 
*     *     *     *     *Back-* 
*  4  *  5  *  6  *  x  *Space*  
*     *     *     *     *     * 
******************************* 
*     *     *     *     *     * 
*  1  *  2  *  3  *  -  *     * 
*     *     *     *     *     * 
*************************  =  * 
*     *     *     *     *     * 
*  0  * +/- *  .  *  +  *     *  
*     *     *     *     *     * 
*******************************

Step 1. Turn on the calculator. Note that if you have a calculator that does not have an on button, like this, may turn on by being exposed to light, artificial or natural.
Step 2. Input the first number. The +/- key may be used to make the number negative.
Step 3. Input the operation sign.
Step 4. Input the second number. You may also continue to input more number, as long as you separate them with an operation sign.
Step 5. Hit enter!
Step 6. Look at the calculator screen for your answer.

Notes:
If, at any time, you make a mistake, you can always backspace or clear the screen using the designated buttons.

DO NOT DIVIDE BY ZERO.

EDIT: Thanks to Dandruffshampoo for alerting me of the use of [ pre ] tags!

Edited, Jul 16th 2007 4:02pm by Diukor

Did I miss whatever this was supposed to be in response to?

It's funny... but I don't get if this is supposed to be part of a larger joke or not.

Fantastic guide! Absolutely brilliant!

Bookmarked.

Yes.

Just let me get my calculator out to add up how many...

"An indispensable guide, five stars" -- Lainne, 2007

No I win, you get 10%, it was my idea. lol.

Nice looking calculator.



Edited, Jul 15th 2007 10:52pm by itsbutters

This is a situation which calls for the [ pre ] tags.

Then you can add in  
*     *     * 
all the spaces you want 
*                                      *

I tried to give you a rate up for the humour, but clicking the rating buttons just takes me to the front page of Alla, so I'm not sure if it went through or not.

Funny post either way!

The buttons on your calculator are obviously in Japanese. You should order Diukor's Calculator For the Ignorant! It comes with a calculator (of course) and a written version of this guide! Only $19.95 US.

Xylia is a guy. He just posts in a manner that makes most people think he's a girl.