It puts the Sneak Oil on the skin, or it gets the aggro again.
Edited, Sep 21st 2008 9:28pm by LobsterJohnson
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LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
It puts the Sneak Oil on the skin, or it gets the aggro again.
Theytak, Siren Server, FFXI [Retired]
Amerida Baker, Balmung Server, FFXIV
LOLGAXE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
Amerida Baker, Balmung Server, FFXIV
LOLGAXE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!
Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
No matter how you jump and dance, the final crit comes from a lance.
Quote:
The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour, I'm funky like a monkey, skies the limit and space is the place!
Obi-Wan wrote:
For over a thousand generations, skillchains were the best way to kill a mob in the conquest zones. Before the Dark Times. Before Aht Urghan.
Morpheus wrote:
What is gimp? How do you define gimp? If you're talking about what you can calculate, what you can parse, /check and compare then gimp is simply poor gear interpreted by your game.
Not sure how useful my advice is, it's the best I can come up with at midnight.
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Fight Club (Tyler Durden):
"You're not your subjob. You're not how much gil you have in your inventory. You're not the chocobo you drive. You're not the contents of your mog safe. You're not your f***ing haidate. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
"You're not your subjob. You're not how much gil you have in your inventory. You're not the chocobo you drive. You're not the contents of your mog safe. You're not your f***ing haidate. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
use the food, Luke!
Hey, it is a helpful tip...
Hey, it is a helpful tip...
Taticius wrote:
Fight Club (Tyler Durden):
"You're not your subjob. You're not how much gil you have in your inventory. You're not the chocobo you drive. You're not the contents of your mog safe. You're not your f***ing haidate. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
"You're not your subjob. You're not how much gil you have in your inventory. You're not the chocobo you drive. You're not the contents of your mog safe. You're not your f***ing haidate. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
Tyler wrote:
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chocobo.
Quote:
The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour, I'm funky like a monkey, skies the limit and space is the place!
Luke Skywalker wrote:
Looks like he's heading for that small mithra.
Obi Wan Kenobi wrote:
That's no Mithra... that's a Manthra.
Edited, Sep 21st 2008 11:10pm by KirbsterofRamuh
Only works with a taru wrote:
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is Vanadiel, and a powerful ally it is.
Quote:
Yes, a taru's's strength flows from Heavens Tower. But beware of the Bard side. Quick XP, Merits, Impatience; the Bard side of Vanadiel are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the Bard path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will
FlixEffect wins this thread. 
Tropic Thunder wrote:
Tugg Speedman: There were times while I was playing MNK where I felt...
[pause]
Tugg Speedman: ...retarded. Like, really retarded.
Kirk Lazarus: Damn!
Tugg Speedman: In a weird way I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that is was ok just to auto-attack.
Kirk Lazarus: To be a moron.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: To be moronical.
Tugg Speedman: Exactly, to be a moron.
Kirk Lazarus: An imbecile.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: Like the dumbest mother @#%^er that ever lived.
Tugg Speedman: [pause] When I was playing MNK.
[pause]
Tugg Speedman: ...retarded. Like, really retarded.
Kirk Lazarus: Damn!
Tugg Speedman: In a weird way I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that is was ok just to auto-attack.
Kirk Lazarus: To be a moron.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: To be moronical.
Tugg Speedman: Exactly, to be a moron.
Kirk Lazarus: An imbecile.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: Like the dumbest mother @#%^er that ever lived.
Tugg Speedman: [pause] When I was playing MNK.
Edited, Sep 21st 2008 11:30pm by KirbsterofRamuh
Scholar
22 posts
FFXI is...
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"The Never Ending Stoorrryyy!!....
Whoah.. oh.. OHHHhh...
Whoah... oh... Ohhhhh..
Whoah oh OHHHhhhh......"
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Guru
3,059 posts
Han Solo to C-3PO wrote:
"It's not wise to upset a Galka."
"But sir, no one worries about upsetting a Tarutaru."
"That's 'cause a taru don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose, Galkas are known to do that."
"But sir, no one worries about upsetting a Tarutaru."
"That's 'cause a taru don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose, Galkas are known to do that."
But for some real advice:
Casablana wrote:
I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you want to keep the beastman seals. Kindred seals are part of this too, the thing that keeps money going. If that group leaves for the BCNM and you're not with them, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Galadriel wrote:
With the coming of Aht Urghan some things that should not be forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became myth and for two and a half years partying as a black mage has passed from all knowledge.
Mikhalia wrote:
I care that the "No Child Left Behind" act has failed you.
Ghostbusters wrote:
Quote:
Dynamis leader: Are you coming BRD?
Ray: No...
Dynamis leader: Then... disband!
LS member: Ray, next time someone asks you to come to Dynamis BRD, you say yes!
Ray: No...
Dynamis leader: Then... disband!
LS member: Ray, next time someone asks you to come to Dynamis BRD, you say yes!
Quote:
Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Elvaan in 1904, they named it SanD'oria, which of course in Elvaan means "a whale's ******."
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean "land of annoying bagpipe music"?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean "land of annoying bagpipe music"?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.
Hmm.
Monty Python.
Quote:
I synth in your cardinal direction! Your crystal was of fire, and your piecrust smelled of ROLANBERRIES!
Quote:
You aren't alive anywhere like you're alive at fight club.... Fight club isn't about winning or losing fights. Fight club isn't about words. You see a guy come to fight club for the first time, and his *** is a loaf of white bread. You see this same guy here six months later, and he looks carved out of wood. This guy trusts himself to handle anything. There's grunting and noise at fight club like at the gym, but fight club isn't about looking good. There's hysterical shouting in tongues like at church, and when you wake up Sunday afternoon you feel saved. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 6
"You aren't alive anywhere like you're alive in Valkurm Dunes.... The Dunes aren't about winning or losing fights. The Dunes aren't about words. You see a guy come to Valkurm Dunes for the first time, and his *** is a loaf of white bread. You see this same guy here six months later, and he looks carved out of wood. This guy trusts himself to handle anything. There's grunting and noise at Valkurm Dunes like at the gym, but Valkurm Dunes isn't about looking good. There's hysterical shouting in tongues like at church, and when you wake up Sunday afternoon you feel saved."
"Hope Floats"
Quote:
The Dunes are usually scary and endgames are usually sad, but it's everything in between that makes it all worth living.
Marla Singer wrote:
This is probably one of those "call for help" things.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
The Princess Bride wrote wrote:
Beware of the R.O.U.S - Rodents of Unusual Strength.
Edited, Sep 22nd 2008 7:40pm by Kellinda
can anyone tell me the airspeed velocity of an unladen akbaba?
Theytak, Siren Server, FFXI [Retired]
Amerida Baker, Balmung Server, FFXIV
LOLGAXE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
Amerida Baker, Balmung Server, FFXIV
LOLGAXE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!
Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
The Terminator wrote:
brb
1st place: Flix
2nd place: Solrain
2nd place: Solrain
Theytak, Siren Server, FFXI [Retired]
Amerida Baker, Balmung Server, FFXIV
LOLGAXE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
Amerida Baker, Balmung Server, FFXIV
LOLGAXE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!
Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
Prof Jinte... Would that be a Bastok Akbaba or La Theine Akbaba?
At the following <call>, you will be {Looking for party.} for one hour, thirty-five minutes and thirty seconds.
Edited, Sep 22nd 2008 1:50pm by Seedling
Edited, Sep 22nd 2008 1:50pm by Seedling
PennyPincher wrote:
Prof Jinte... Would that be a Bastok Akbaba or La Theine Akbaba?
Theytak, Siren Server, FFXI [Retired]
Amerida Baker, Balmung Server, FFXIV
LOLGAXE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
Amerida Baker, Balmung Server, FFXIV
LOLGAXE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!
Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
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