Pikko wrote:
but while helping a friend move into an apartment, the guy slammed Vlor's hand in the door while they were moving the couch.
Hopefully Vlor finds a way to make it work in his favor. This is why my friends read and sign the Declared Detriment to Friendship Disclaimer before I help them move. It states that I will not be responsible for damage done to them or their belongings while moving, and any accusations of lost or missing items will results in immediate termination of the friendship. There's a addendum on the bottom of page 6 called the Brewsky Clause. It states that for each I injury sustain while helping them move will be remunerated with beer, the quality and amount of which will scale depending on the severity of the injury.
For instance, a simple bruise or scrape can be considered even-steven for the cost of a single bottle of AmberBock. More pressing injuries, such as Vlor's, can cost as much as a full case of Sam Adams or Guinness draught.