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#1 Jun 26 2009 at 9:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/story.html?story=18610

The real story is that Vlorsutes was working on this week's strip, but while helping a friend move into an apartment, the guy slammed Vlor's hand in the door while they were moving the couch. Since I'd told BeastmenLord we wanted him to do next week's, we hadn't had a backup and this was the result. Smiley: eek
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#2 Jun 26 2009 at 9:17 AM Rating: Good
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Due to events, couches are now required to be registered as deadly weapons.
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#3 Jun 26 2009 at 9:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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I thought that was already required, thanks to Chapelle's Show
#4 Jun 26 2009 at 9:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Due to events, couches are now required to be registered as deadly weapons.

Don't joke. It's only a matter of time before that actually happens, with the way US law is constantly trying to protect us from ourselves. TVs will soon have disclaimers on them, "Not for human consumption." because someone was watching Food Network and tried to take a bite out of their screen.
#5 Jun 26 2009 at 9:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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but while helping a friend move into an apartment, the guy slammed Vlor's hand in the door while they were moving the couch.


Hopefully Vlor finds a way to make it work in his favor. This is why my friends read and sign the Declared Detriment to Friendship Disclaimer before I help them move. It states that I will not be responsible for damage done to them or their belongings while moving, and any accusations of lost or missing items will results in immediate termination of the friendship. There's a addendum on the bottom of page 6 called the Brewsky Clause. It states that for each I injury sustain while helping them move will be remunerated with beer, the quality and amount of which will scale depending on the severity of the injury.

For instance, a simple bruise or scrape can be considered even-steven for the cost of a single bottle of AmberBock. More pressing injuries, such as Vlor's, can cost as much as a full case of Sam Adams or Guinness draught.
#6 Jun 26 2009 at 9:25 AM Rating: Good
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I lol'd
#7 Jun 26 2009 at 9:46 AM Rating: Good
Sad thing is, ive seen worse, in my Colleges art department. @@
#8 Jun 26 2009 at 9:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Prim wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Due to events, couches are now required to be registered as deadly weapons.

Don't joke. It's only a matter of time before that actually happens, with the way US law is constantly trying to protect us from ourselves. TVs will soon have disclaimers on them, "Not for human consumption." because someone was watching Food Network and tried to take a bite out of their screen.
In fact, I heard that requirement was due to go into effect as soon as September.
#9 Jun 26 2009 at 10:07 AM Rating: Good
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Ah crap! I wish you'd told me, I was working on one and could have had it done yesterday. Now I feel terrible.

Never fear, you will have your Friday comic... by midnight! (Not Japanese midnight, because that was like 3 hours ago.)

Stay tuned...
#10 Jun 26 2009 at 10:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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If Pikko made the comic into a bento that'd be epic.
#11 Jun 26 2009 at 10:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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LOL It's ok BeastmenLord, we decided to turn it into a joke in itself, so it's still fine for this week. Thayos made a joke about PS2 limitations and we really wanted to go with that.
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#12 Jun 26 2009 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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SHENANIGANS!

Its not funny, Pikko. I actually signed in. You are a tricky one. This is entrapment. Putting linkage under funny cartoon. One moment I am tweeting. The next... BAM! I am here.

I am on to you...




Happy Friday Pikko! Happy Friday to everybody.
#13 Jun 26 2009 at 12:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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List of things to do today:

  • Wake up. (check!)
  • Go to work. (check!)
  • Bait Bunny. (check!)
  • Go home.
  • Sleep.
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#14 Jun 26 2009 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good
Pikko wrote:
List of things to do today:

* Wake up. (check!)
* Go to work. (check!)
* Bait Bunny. (check!)
* Go home.
* Sleep.


You forgot to add "Drink myself into oblivion" to your list.
#15 Jun 26 2009 at 3:13 PM Rating: Excellent
Yeah, my hand is officially broken in two places, so for now I don't know when I'll be able to start doing comics again. Can barely write my own name with how my doctors have the pins arranged to keep them in place. Typing and using a mouse with just your left hand is a real pain, I'll say that much.
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#16 Jun 26 2009 at 3:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Vlorsutes, Lord of Stuff wrote:
Typing and using a mouse with just your left hand is a real pain, I'll say that much.


If I can do it with my feet, then you can do it with your left hand. :p I don't know about drawing.. but everyday life stuff is fun to do with your feet!
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#17 Jun 27 2009 at 12:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Pikko wrote:
List of things to do today:

  • Wake up. (check!)
  • Go to work. (check!)
  • Bait Bunny. (check!)
  • Go home.
  • Sleep.


Smiley: lol I am honored just to be on your To Do List.

:P

#18 Jun 28 2009 at 11:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Poor Vlor... well, let's hope your hand recovers fully. I want to see more comics :)

Prim wrote:
TVs will soon have disclaimers on them, "Not for human consumption." because someone was watching Food Network and tried to take a bite out of their screen.


What happened to good old "Common Sense"? Is it still on death row?


#19 Jun 28 2009 at 11:50 PM Rating: Good
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What happened to good old "Common Sense"? Is it still on death row?


Common sense? In this day and age? Surely you jest...
#20 Jun 29 2009 at 1:27 AM Rating: Decent
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I am honored just to be on your To Do List.
If I weren't engaged and Pikko weren't married, she'd be on my "to do" list.

:-D I'm a horrible, horrible person.
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#21 Jun 29 2009 at 11:59 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Due to events, couches are now required to be registered as deadly weapons.

Much like your avatars, I'd wager.

Laughing myself half to death, and so forth.
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