Yigit Crackows... get them, simple as that.
Oh man, why didn't I think of that?
I don't see how the fact that no one is doing assaults on my server is not a valid excuse. You can't solo assaults. I can rarely get people to do them by shouting in whitegate. I can't get any friends or shellmates to do them. Your response to that is "You should have done assaults earlier then!" but that's really poor advice since it requires me to utilize time travel. Doesn't the fact that very few people even do assaults anymore make it significantly more difficult to get yigit crackows or are they still really really easy to get?
Even in the absolutely optimal, absolutely unrealistic situation, it would take someone starting at 0 about 2 weeks to get Yigit Crackows. Not incredibly difficult, but not super easy either.
It would be so easy for you to think i'm jealous because you have better gear than me, but that's not it at all. I'm telling you that you make it sound like it's easier to get things than it is and often do so in an insulting manner (for example if you say that there is no reason to not have a particular piece of equipment the implication is that the person who doesn't have that equipment must be deficient or they must not be trying hard enough). I guess that's what elitism is, but i'm not saying it because i'm jealous; i'm saying it because it makes the advice you give very discouraging. You seem to be imagining the optimal scenario and then thinking "in that situation, it's easy to get that item, so it must be an easy item to obtain!"
Yes, the whole game basically boils down to "If you do Event X enough times, you will eventually get Item Y" but that doesn't mean it's easy to do Event X.
If I was in a dynamis shell where I had the most points out of anyone else with black mage leveled and we exclusively did Beaucedine until we got the coat, then yeah it could take just one run or maybe a week or two at most to get it. But if you're in anything short of the optimal situation, it's going to take weeks or months to get it- including hours and hours of time doing dynamis. That's not what I consider "simple".