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#1 Aug 04 2004 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, I was bored this morning....


How different WAR subs would handle everyday problems.

Taking out the Trash:

WAR/MNK
He gathers all of the trash from the house. Every now and then he uses boost to keep from dropping the many bags.
Once he dumps them into his trash bin he wheels it out to the curb. Being a WAR and not too bright he is hit by a car.
He walks back inside the house to call a tow truck to come and get the car.

WAR/THF
Using flee, he speeds around the house gathering all of the trash in lightening fashion. While doing so he finds $2.87 in spare change. He is out to the curb and back so fast that the car misses him entirely. Chores complete, he hops his fence and uses sneak attack to snog his neighbor’s wife.

WAR/NIN
Whipping out his trusty bag of magic dust he casts Hitecky Macasooni: Garbage. (at a cost of $1,300) All of the trash in the house floats in the air and follows him out to the curb. The whole time he is using his cell phone in one hand AND holding orange juice in the other hand. The car hits one of his shadows and he doesn’t notice.

WAR/WHM
Mr. Buttersheep gathers up all the trash. His many months of book study have cut his gym time and the trash is a lot heaver than he was expecting. Dumping the trash into the bin he wheels it out to the curb. His slight boost in intelligence allows him to look for traffic before he steps into the street. However he is still a WAR and still not so bright and he watches as the car hits him anyway. The occupants of the car leap out and rush to aid him but he waives them off. He can after all cast cure on him self. He does so and feels a little better. He must lie there for another hour before he has enough mana to cast it again. Three days later he feels good enough to actually get up.

Saving the Princess:

WAR/MNK
Our hero finds the Princess at the local vending machine. The vile machine has taken her dollar but not given her the drink she picked. Pulling he GAXE he uses boost and cuts the machine in half. She gets the drink she wants AND the dollar back. He gets a phone number.

WAR/THF
Our hero finds the Princess at the local vending machine. With sneaky finger work he gets 3 sodas, 2 candy bars, and the entire contents of the coin box. After getting her phone number he uses sneak attack and trick attack to goose her on the ***. Spinning around the Princess punches the WAR/WHM, who was standing near by, in the mouth.

WAR/NIN
Our hero finds the Princess at the local vending machine. Whipping out his bag of magic dust he casts YokoOno Wocsahsi: Vending Machine (at a cost of $2,015). Cans spew out of the machine. He walks off with the Princess in one hand AND a soda in the other.

WAR/WHM
He still isn’t sure why he got punched.

Doing the Laundry:

WAR/MNK
Pretty simple. His Monk clothes are all darks so he tosses those in with everything else.

WAR/THF
No problem here.

WAR/NIN
He COULD cast Woliteikaite Fijitsu: Wash. (That would cost him $28.95) But he needs to save cash so he does it the normal way. As he does the laundry he reads a copy of muscle fitness in one hand AND holds his beer in the other hand.

WAR/WHM
Buttersheep boy tossed his WHM clothes in with his AF armor and now his mage robes have been turned pink.




#2 Aug 04 2004 at 11:07 AM Rating: Default
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LMAO...good stuff

I'm WAR/NIN the whole way I love casting Doggio: Killiti Mailman when i get my mail
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#4 Aug 04 2004 at 11:18 AM Rating: Default
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no contest for me, i'm the buttersheep

I kid I kid

i'm the war/thf

hey i love grabbing the booty
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#5 Aug 04 2004 at 11:23 AM Rating: Default
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Hilarious stuff!
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#6 Aug 04 2004 at 11:58 AM Rating: Decent
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War/thf taking out the trash reminds me of the super-hero Flash, and I loved Flash.

I'm a war/thf for sure.


Btw, could you imagine if you actually WERE one of these, and your entire neighborhood were all made up of different ffxi classes?


Whm wife: Where you going Isten?

Isten(war/thf): Oh I gotta go meet up with some friends, it's poker night.

Whm wife: Again? Last time you guys played they called the police(GM's) on you for cheating.

Isten: I didn't cheat! I just snagged some gil out of the my DRK and Sam buddies pockets. I was low on cash, figured I'd steal some, but I got caught.

Whm wife: Oh! wait take this, it's some left overs for the wyvern.

Isten: Baby, you know it doesn't like cooked food.

Whm wife: take the bones then he can knaw on them.

Isten: *sigh* Ok. By the way you see the car keys?



*** driving down the street****

*buttersheep runs into the road and gets hit**

Isten: Damnit Butters! What'd I tell you about the street!
Butters: I can't help it, you know how I get when I take out the trash.
Isten: Here, have some juice, maybe you'll be up by the time I come home.
Butters: thanks!


** at DRk Ir1337's house ***

Drk Ir1337: Isten bout time you showed up! Rng's still at the mall, he'll be back soon.

Isten: Upgrading again? **** that kid just wants to be "mr. fashion".

** arrow whizzes by isten's head**

Rng: Next time it's through your skull
Isten: haha! Are you still mad that I cut your toes off with my axe by accident last time we drank?
Rng: Don't talk about that.


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#7 Aug 04 2004 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
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Damnit Butters!

LMAO!!
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I'm WAR/NIN, only because of the beer. ^^
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#9 Aug 04 2004 at 8:34 PM Rating: Decent
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More Taking out the Trash:

DRK/WAR (ok, so it's not a WAR, so sue me)
He takes out the bag of trash, only to miss the garbage can several times in a row. When he finally does land the bag in the can, he finds comfort in the fact that it was really big bag of trash. He notices the WAR next door having no accuracy problems. He decides to start a nasty rumor that WARs are terribly Trash Dealers.

WAR/WHM:
Rarely gets to actually take out the trash. He spends all his time inside the house LFT (Looking For Trash).
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Then everyone else thanks to the DRK's assumption, that beacuse we don't take out as large a trash load, they think that we aren't as good at taking out the Trash. But, in reality our TOT (trash over time) is way better because we don't miss the can.
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#11 Aug 04 2004 at 10:26 PM Rating: Default
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WAR/RDM: Looks around the house and casts en-trash only to find that every time he picks up a piece it becomes 3 pieces. Noticing the trash closing in on him he casts stoneskin and phalanx, but its to late. The WAR/RDM has to call for help. The WAR/WHM who is now able to hobble heeds the call and quickly casts bar-trash. Only his enhancing skills aren't up to snuff. Quickly the trash agros him... the WAR/WHM calls for help but doesn't give a <pos>. The WAR/NIN casts Wariz Warudo: WAR/WHM for ($3,218) and finds out he's next door. Without hesitation he dual wields his land line and he cell to call for back up. WAR/THF and WAR/MNK spring and thunk into action respective-like. 2 hours later, the trash is canned, the WAR/WHM is still waiting to cure himself, while the WAR/RDM is stuck in Rabao.

Edited, Wed Aug 4 23:34:20 2004 by Aphaelion
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WAR/THF
Our hero finds the Princess at the local vending machine. With sneaky finger work he gets 3 sodas, 2 candy bars, and the entire contents of the coin box. After getting her phone number he uses sneak attack and trick attack to goose her on the ***. Spinning around the Princess punches the WAR/WHM, who was standing near by, in the mouth.


Oh yeah...definitely a War/Thf^^
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#13 Aug 05 2004 at 1:55 AM Rating: Decent
Hilarious! By the way I spend money on my ninja tools, that sounds about right.

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The car hits one of his shadows and he doesn’t notice.


Haha I love it.
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He walks back inside the house to call a tow truck to come and get the car.


that.....was f'in gold.

war/nin baby. the soda AND the girl.
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He walks back inside the house to call a tow truck to come and get the car.


I'm gonna have to agree with above poster and say that was f'ing comedy gold right there... I almost fell outta my chair... ^^
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He walks back inside the house to call a tow truck to come and get the car.


Funny stuff!

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Saving the Princess:


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Edited, Thu Aug 5 11:13:42 2004 by Deedlitchan
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#18 Aug 05 2004 at 10:40 AM Rating: Default
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WAR/THF
Our hero finds the Princess at the local vending machine. With sneaky finger work he gets 3 sodas, 2 candy bars, and the entire contents of the coin box. After getting her phone number he uses sneak attack and trick attack to goose her on the ***. Spinning around the Princess punches the WAR/WHM, who was standing near by, in the mouth.

oh yea, that's me all the way lol



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Edited, Thu Aug 5 12:00:17 2004 by melbolt
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RL situation : Getting inside that club so you can score chicks tonight.

WAR/MNK : Walks up to the bouncer and announces he's going in. Bouncer gives him trouble. After shouting like a maniac ( BOOST! CONCENTRATE! BERZERK! ) he pulls out the great axe and smashes the bouncer to the ground. He goes in and mingles. Clamato please!

WAR/THF : Watches from the line in front of the club the WAR/MNK go bongo on the bouncer, he runs in, tricks on the buttersheep(WAR/WHM) in line, loots the dead bouncer , /sh that the buttersheep did it, and runs in before anybody can realise what the **** really happened. Buys a drink to everyone at the bar with the bouncer's money, and makes friend fast ( the sly git!)

WAR/NIN : He's a ninja. He was already in, in the corner table, with 4 chicks having a martini. Course nobody saw him come in. He's a ninja. Girls go wild when he goes on stage to dance when the Dj puts on "kung-fu fighting". He somehow disapears in the toilet with 2 of the chicks.

The buttersheep (WAR/WHM) : He's still outside. After being attacked by other bouncers , he decides to heal them because after all, they didn't know any better. He's still sitting out there by the time the club closes ( i can't go in there without my mana! ).

Edited, Thu Aug 5 13:59:25 2004 by Sneakysquirrel
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#20 Aug 05 2004 at 4:13 PM Rating: Default
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Chores complete, he hops his fence and uses sneak attack to snog his neighbor’s wife.


I was on the phone with a customer when I read that, not good, "what's so funny sir?" "nothing mam had a catch in my throat??"

gotta love playing off the laugh as smokers lung.

BUT, I have to say, being a ninja myself I like a lil Tonko action for some invis and then sneak in a different house in the neighborhood every day and keep a variety you know...Mrs. Struthers loves it when I duel wield KY jelly and a corn cob..you know ol Sally don't ya?

But, I may have to lvl THF because I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to SATA Tonya Harding onto my x wife =D
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#21 Aug 05 2004 at 8:47 PM Rating: Default
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War/Thf...loose change is good
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#22 Aug 06 2004 at 8:22 PM Rating: Default
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Haha, this is hilarious! I'd have to go with the WAR/MNK. He's not too bright, but gets the job done regardless.

Another great thread Grumpywookie ^^
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Genious.. Rate up LOL
I get a break from reading other trash posts, this one actually offers some comedy....

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war/mnk He gathers all of the trash from the house. Every now and then he uses boost to keep from dropping the many bags.


lol keeps from dropping many bags. Should add "uses boost and focuses to keep him from dropping many bags" lol

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Mr. Buttersheep gathers up all the trash. His many months of book study have cut his gym time and the trash is a lot heaver than he was expecting.


Ah hahaha... Cut his gym time, the job is lot heavier, **** yeah ... Mr. Buttersheep.
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WAR/SAM
Taking out the trash.

The WAR/SAM is in the house and uses Third Eye to anticipate the trash. After it missing he uses meditate and runs out to the trash can. After getting 900% TP, he uses 10 Sturmwinds in a row, and the trash can explodes. After that he uses his Third Eye again for good measure.

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Beautiful thread. Now let's see for other job classes...
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#26 Oct 23 2004 at 1:33 PM Rating: Default
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WAR/BLM - like mr buttersheep he has cut his gym time and the bags are far to heavy, after getting conked on the head by the trash he casts his gimped aero spell and ends up cutting the bag and the trash falls on top of him. hours later he's still resting his mp, he misses the trash pickup completely.

Crap but meh ive got a headache gimme credit :/.
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Absolutely hilarious. I like the add on where the DRK/WAR misses the trash can a few times before finally landing "the big trash dump"


Hahaha, this thread brightened my day.
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Warr/Paladin

To an old post I saw before. I think this model would become the Sheep Turtle. Able to tear into things like a normal sheep but at the same time subbing paladin for that extra def buffer. This combo can also use exactly one cure to heal himself and has the ability to use holy circle for all those nasty undead.

More often than not a TurtleSheep is a evolved form of Buttersheep that has to come back to level his sub again again.

Taking out the trash

Mr. Turtlesheep doesnt believe in trash bags because the can itself can be easily taken out. While going out he looks for shoes and shirt and says forget it.....only going outside.

So decked out only in his

I <3 Garfield Boxers

he quickly shuffles over to the trash can on the street. Its good that Mr. Turtlesheep is about 50 pounds over wieght so the bitter 12 degree weather isnt hurting him so badly.

Along the way he catches a glimpse of Mrs. Paladin over in the next yard also coming out with her trash dressed only in a bathrobe. Of course our friend the corner cutter forget to put away the lawn tools yesterday so ends up not watching where hes going and steps on the shovel left out in the yard from the day before.

Up goes the shovel into his face which then knocks him over back into the lawn gnome. Now the lawn gnome is about 1 foot tall with a 2 ft on hat shaped like a cone.....see where this is going.

Jumping about ten feet into the air Mr turtlesheep then ends up dropping the trashcan which then turns over and explodes throughout the lawn.

So now the corner cutter is sitting in his tattered boxers(having been ripped by the gnome) and nothing else in the middle of his lawn with garbage all over the place (even some half eaten meatloaf with kethcup on it) a hot paladin neigbor with her jaw open is looking at him with a nasty look and all at about 6 o clock in the morning being cold enough to chill a beer in seconds.

Getting up and gathering the very last of his self respect our friend then starts to cast his one cure in his reserve. He manages to heal himself 2 hp out of 56 lost.

While walking back into the house the remaining tatters of his boxers blow off in the wind and he makes it to the door while losing the last of his self respect.




Edited, Sat Oct 23 15:43:42 2004 by Zadiel
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lmao hahahaha good one
War/Nin Rocks ^^
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You forgot WAR/DRK Wookie!

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i;m ganna add more jobs

Taking out teh trash

warrior(ALONE)
Gathers all the trash in the house, takes it out to the curb. but realizes theres a hole in the garbage bag. Now after several hours(reason why you really need subjobs). takes it to the curb. Being dumb and sub less, he wakes up in the hospital and goes back to the house, repeating the cycle.

War/Pld
Tries to protect bags from dropping. Goes out to the curb and finds a puppy in the middle of the road, he then drops the bag and tries to save it. Without much experiance as a true hero he dives right into the sidewalk instead and gets runned over by a bicycle(HAH NO CAR). And then a kiddy go cart (ok sorta a car). and then an old man. The war/pld is now crippled and wonders why his heroic efforts arn't kicking in.

war/rdm
he never even bothers. keeps refreshing himself. Also being a sorta nice guy he offers war/pld a beer. and a pack of ice.

Saving the princess

Warrior
Our dumbest hero ever finds the princess punching the war/whm. Instead he starts punching her in the face thinking he did the right thing. Instead he is tazered. He then wake up at the same hospital, thinking he had to take out the trash.

War/pld
Our hero wannabe cant be finds the princess punching the war/whm. Instead he dives

into the vending machine. A dollar pops out and the princess gave him a light kiss. The war/pld didn't know what he just did.

war/rdm
he didn't like the vending machine. He had a lemonade stand. Instead he offers the princess a poorly made lemonade. and ends up in the same hospital as our dumbest subless warrior.


doing laundry

Warrior
Our dumbest worst ever clueless son of a n00bish warrior, actually folled the manual. But ends up putting his garbage inside with his clothes.

war/pld
He starts diving after his clothes(he really like to dive and take damage and prevent the inoccent from harm)
same thing as war/whm,
except his pink hade a darker tone...


war/rdm
as he never took out the trash. he never did the laundry.




you can't leave those old subjobs out ^_^

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Edited, Sun Oct 24 00:50:48 2004 by agoodguy
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War/Drg mr.twenty-two and mr.sixty-nine take out the trash on differnet days as they are roomates/brothers.

Mr. twenty-two hefts all the bags with more power then he normally has and throws them into the garbage bin. When some teenager is flying down the street in his car talking to his friends in the back seat Mr. twenty-two calmly jumps into the air and nails the rear end of the car with his great axe. The car loses control and jumps the curb... effectively running over turtle-tank the War/Pld.

The next day Mr. sixty-nine takes the trash out. The other warriors in the apartment building mock him for not being any stronger then his younger brother Mr. twenty-two. While he can still take the trash out just fine, he should have moved on to a War/thf or war/nin and found some women to settle down with instead of living with his lil brother.

Then the club:

Mr. twenty-two jumps over the bouncer and plays side-kick to the war/thf and war/nin. The three of them trick war/pld, war/whm, war/blm, war/rdm, and war/brd into doing the YMCA dance on the stage while they laugh with their women.

Mr. sixty-nine tried to follow his brother, but the boucner noticed the second person jumping over him and told him he was too old for the club and should go home.

The princess:

Mr. Twenty-two taps the princess on the ***, jumps over her and cuts the vending machine in two, after grabbing some sodas he turns around just in time to offer her one. Noticing his oddly strong muscles the princess accepts and goes out with him.

Mr.sixty-nine tries the same thing, but when he offers her a soda it erupts in her face and she clocks him with her staff.
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(Soda Scenerio)
war/drk: Sees the lady in distress and confident in his power and abilities walks up to take care of the situation and hopefully get a lil action or at least a date for his good deed. He reaches into his pockets realizing hes broke and thinks hard then uses a last resort and lifts up his g. axe weapon to bash the machine in.

.............and then the rival

war/pld: Sees the lady in distress and the war/drk in fury over the machine. Being a good citizen the pld rushes in quickly willingly sacraficing his own safety for the sake of the machine and city property. Standing in the way of his rival and provoking a fight or argument on which was the better. He readies his shield and bashes the war/drk quickly to stun him from his rage.

...........and then the end
The war/pld stops the war/drk and heals him in appology but still leaving him hurt from lack of mana. Also getting the lady the drink being the honorable man he is. The war/pld gets the girl in the end, but too bad for her the war/pld is *** and the war/drk goes both ways... because everyone knows that war/pld and war/drk are *** combos for a war to use compaired to their /mnk /nin brothers and adopted /thf brother
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GrumpyWookie wrote:
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[...]Being a WAR and not too bright he is hit by a car.
He walks back inside the house to call a tow truck to come and get the car.

I think that's the PLD/WAR you're talking about. The WAR/MNK would have Countered the car and chopped it in half, leaving him relatively unscathed.
#37 Nov 02 2004 at 10:19 AM Rating: Default
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Yeah, thats probly what happened, sounds a lot like me ;-) Countering with a GAXE is one of the funniest things to see, especially when it drops the mob.
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#38 Nov 02 2004 at 3:54 PM Rating: Default
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I think that's the PLD/WAR you're talking about. The WAR/MNK would have Countered the car and chopped it in half, leaving him relatively unscathed.


Aww, someone beat me to it

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#39 Nov 02 2004 at 5:54 PM Rating: Default
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Haha, getting hit by the car and going in to call 911 for the other guy reminds me of Chad on Bleach carrying the injured motorcyclist that hit him to the hospital.
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#40 Nov 02 2004 at 6:34 PM Rating: Default
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I'm mostly the big, burly WAR/MNK, but also a little of the others as well.

Gotta Trick the Bouncer occasionally, and Tonko over to the neighbor's house for some nookie. ;)
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#42 Nov 04 2004 at 3:36 PM Rating: Decent
WAR/THF here partly because of the SA on the girls and partly because thats my job
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#43 Nov 04 2004 at 5:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Excellent post, Wookie, but i had to pitch in my two cents.

How A WAR/BRD Handles Everyday Problems.

WAR/BRD:

He is very charsmatic, and sings songs to entertain others. He is very popular and people like him. During a party, while he's playing the cornette, he realized he forgot to take the trash out. Everyone helps the WAR/BRD with the trash. Afterwards, the WAR/BRD continues to please the crowd aurally.

WAR/BRD:

He apporaches the machine and sings a song to the candy machine. A candy bar pops out. He gives the candy bar to the princess, and then, in a really cool voice, asks the princess out on a date, using the simple, "What up girl, How you doin'? I was wondering if we can go out for a cup of coffee or something."

She immediately gives out her phone number.

WAR/BRD:

Warriors, for the most part, do not like to do laundry. It's too boring. While the washing machine is doing its thing, he starts to play the flute. Being musically inclined, people start to gather around and enjoy the music. He whips out the harp, and people go bananas. After all is said and done, his laundry is finished, people leave in good spirits, and he makes a gil or two.

Edited, Thu Nov 4 19:07:10 2004 by ButtaSheep
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#44 Nov 04 2004 at 5:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Pretty simple. His Monk clothes are all darks so he tosses those in with everything else.


So accurate... its almost scary.
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he uses boost and cuts the machine in half. She gets the drink she wants AND the dollar back.


Change that to the screwdriver section of my leatherman, and you'd be correct again (I actually had to do that once ._.;; )
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Taking out the Trash:

NIN/WAR

The NIN/WAR gathers the trash and as he is about to drop it on the curb... he loses the trash! The trash is blow out into the rode and is spread around. The NIN/WAR frantically casts Avoidoncoming: Traffic and begins gathering the trash again. The NIN/WAR nearly makes it to the curb again when he begins to lose the trash... AGAIN! The NIN/WARs final shadow wears off as the trash truck comes flying in. He stands in the rode waiting for what will be his untimely demise, when a strong Strumwind from the WAR/THFs yard blows the trash, and the NIN/WAR, safely onto the curb.

PLD/WAR

The PLD/WAR collects the trash, walks outside, and drops it on the curb. The PLD/WAR clearly has an advatage in keeping the trash on him.

Saving the Princess:

The NIN/WAR finds the girl at the local vending machine. The machine has taken the girls dollar. The NIN/WAR looks up and noticed that local thugs have aggro'd and intend on taking what they want from the machine, the girl, and *gasp* the NIN/WAR. The NIN/WAR lines himself up uses Blowthef#ck Avoidassraping on the thugs and vending machine. The girl gets her soda, and is now safe from local thugs. The NIN/WAR, who apeared on his couch instantly without a scratch, phones a local escort service. (NIN/WAR will always get a girl, but as with everything else he does... he will pay for it.)

PLD/WAR

The PLD/WAR finds the girl at the local vending machine. The machine has taken the girls dollar. The PLD/WAR looks up and noticed that local thugs have aggro'd and intend on taking what they want from the machine, the girl, and *gasp* the PLD/WAR. The PLD/WAR does the honorable thing and provokes the thugs. The PLD/WAR, lacking the tools to attack the thugs, is beaten very badly. He is mangled, and defiled... but he saves the girl. The PLD/WAR then walks over to the machine and spends his last dollar to get the girl a soda. Princess, "Sorry you got all beat up and raped saving me!" PLD/WAR "[Ummm]... it's the life of a PLD, it's what I do."
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#46 Nov 04 2004 at 6:58 PM Rating: Good
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See?

Now this is funny...

I would be the WAR / NIN. But I wouldn't have a beer in my hand. I'm a margarita kinda kitty.

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