Yeah, I was bored this morning....
How different WAR subs would handle everyday problems.
Taking out the Trash:
He gathers all of the trash from the house. Every now and then he uses boost to keep from dropping the many bags.
Once he dumps them into his trash bin he wheels it out to the curb. Being a WAR and not too bright he is hit by a car.
He walks back inside the house to call a tow truck to come and get the car.
Using flee, he speeds around the house gathering all of the trash in lightening fashion. While doing so he finds $2.87 in spare change. He is out to the curb and back so fast that the car misses him entirely. Chores complete, he hops his fence and uses sneak attack to snog his neighbor’s wife.
Whipping out his trusty bag of magic dust he casts Hitecky Macasooni: Garbage. (at a cost of $1,300) All of the trash in the house floats in the air and follows him out to the curb. The whole time he is using his cell phone in one hand AND holding orange juice in the other hand. The car hits one of his shadows and he doesn’t notice.
Mr. Buttersheep gathers up all the trash. His many months of book study have cut his gym time and the trash is a lot heaver than he was expecting. Dumping the trash into the bin he wheels it out to the curb. His slight boost in intelligence allows him to look for traffic before he steps into the street. However he is still a WAR and still not so bright and he watches as the car hits him anyway. The occupants of the car leap out and rush to aid him but he waives them off. He can after all cast cure on him self. He does so and feels a little better. He must lie there for another hour before he has enough mana to cast it again. Three days later he feels good enough to actually get up.
Saving the Princess:
Our hero finds the Princess at the local vending machine. The vile machine has taken her dollar but not given her the drink she picked. Pulling he GAXE he uses boost and cuts the machine in half. She gets the drink she wants AND the dollar back. He gets a phone number.
Our hero finds the Princess at the local vending machine. With sneaky finger work he gets 3 sodas, 2 candy bars, and the entire contents of the coin box. After getting her phone number he uses sneak attack and trick attack to goose her on the ***. Spinning around the Princess punches the WAR/WHM, who was standing near by, in the mouth.
Our hero finds the Princess at the local vending machine. Whipping out his bag of magic dust he casts YokoOno Wocsahsi: Vending Machine (at a cost of $2,015). Cans spew out of the machine. He walks off with the Princess in one hand AND a soda in the other.
He still isn’t sure why he got punched.
Doing the Laundry:
Pretty simple. His Monk clothes are all darks so he tosses those in with everything else.
No problem here.
He COULD cast Woliteikaite Fijitsu: Wash. (That would cost him $28.95) But he needs to save cash so he does it the normal way. As he does the laundry he reads a copy of muscle fitness in one hand AND holds his beer in the other hand.
Buttersheep boy tossed his WHM clothes in with his AF armor and now his mage robes have been turned pink.