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#227 Aug 08 2005 at 2:36 AM Rating: Decent
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When the BLM tell u to get infront of him and have cover ready bcus he is going to use elemntal seal + ancient magic... and u stand there wondering if has used it yet, bcus u do not seem to loose any hate
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#228 Aug 08 2005 at 3:37 PM Rating: Decent
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-You have DRK/THF in party do SATA/Guillotine for 917 pts. onto NIN opposite you before second voke and is surprised mob doesn't turn around.
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#229 Aug 14 2005 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
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I like it when I am pt'ing as something else with war subbed and I can voke faster then the person that is supposed to be tanking
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#230 Aug 14 2005 at 9:24 PM Rating: Default
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When you think dying like Boromir in LOTR(I think that's his name)

is extremely badass


oh **** yeah

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#231 Aug 17 2005 at 1:16 AM Rating: Decent
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...when this happens to you.

http://www.smartdrv.com/images/uncurse1.jpg
http://www.smartdrv.com/images/uncurse2.jpg
http://www.smartdrv.com/images/uncurse3.jpg

And I'm still having fun as Paladin!

Edited, Wed Aug 17 02:15:59 2005 by SmartDrv
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#232 Aug 18 2005 at 6:21 AM Rating: Decent
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I hate when that happens... stupid mandies and their weak hits can't even overcome Regen ><
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#233 Dec 03 2005 at 4:37 AM Rating: Decent
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- Your heroes are the Star Onion Brigade.

- When you sleep, you wake up to yourself hitting an invisible provoke button. ( I play PS2, so I'm constantly trying to hit the shoulder button.... )

- When a stupid Melee job decides to stand in front of you when the Thief is SATAing... and they take hate and you scream in anger in RL. Grr....

Grah!
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#234 Dec 03 2005 at 4:42 AM Rating: Decent
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- Your heroes are the Star Onion Brigade.

- When you sleep, you wake up to yourself hitting an invisible provoke button. ( I play PS2, so I'm constantly trying to hit the shoulder button.... )

- When a stupid Melee job decides to stand in front of you when the Thief is SATAing... and they take hate and you scream in anger in RL. Grr....

Grah!
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#235 Dec 04 2005 at 9:15 PM Rating: Good
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Since this was bumped, I'll add another...

- When after you switch jobs, sell your pld gear, and have been playing your new job for half a year people still ask you when you're coming back to tank for them.
#236 Dec 05 2005 at 12:45 PM Rating: Decent
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not exactly PLD but still pretty funny...

-you know youve been playing FF too long when your driving down the road and all of a sudden your friend yells "Dude dont scary the birds theyll link."
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#237 Dec 07 2005 at 10:48 PM Rating: Decent
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--You switch to leveling BLM because you're sick of not being able to watch TV (go to the bathroom/get a drink/blink more than twice/breathe) without finding six dead bodies on your screen.
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#238 Dec 07 2005 at 11:13 PM Rating: Decent
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~When your party is going through downtime waiting for you to be unweakened (stupid pops), and the party adjacent calls for help... so you rush along to help out, and have already voked the mob before you remember you're still weakened >_>

~When your first reaction after being killed again isn't **********" but "wow, <random tp move> for <x amount> of damage... that's more than THREE TIMES my current max. hp! :D"

~When you've been to Phomiuna Aqueducts so many times you have truly scary fomor hate... just because tanking the minotaur is so much fun, you can't refuse each friend/ls mate/random stranger that asks you to do it. Backwards tanking ftw ^^
#239 Dec 08 2005 at 10:45 AM Rating: Good
SmartDrv wrote:
...when this happens to you.

http://www.smartdrv.com/images/uncurse1.jpg
http://www.smartdrv.com/images/uncurse2.jpg
http://www.smartdrv.com/images/uncurse3.jpg

And I'm still having fun as Paladin!

Edited, Wed Aug 17 02:15:59 2005 by SmartDrv


/jealous

Some new ones that have come up for me recently:

- Your maxed out +Enmity merits get you in trouble with pretty much any other job you play.

- You are leveling White Mage and your extra HP merits put you at a higher HP than your tank.

- When buying new gear for a DD job, you wonder what it would do for your Spinning Slash/Retribution damage.

- You find yourself bragging about how many times you have hit level 74 due to HNMs, Dynamis, and CoP.

- You are pushing your Woodworking to 100 just so you can sport your own signed Kinkobo, Terra's Staff, Pluto's Staff, and Rosenbogen +1.

Edit: Speeling.

Edited, Thu Dec 8 11:06:00 2005 by Sarlos
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#240 Dec 09 2005 at 10:07 AM Rating: Decent
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...you take your helmet off in town and forget to put in on in parties, just because half the helmets in the game are hideous.
GUILTY

I'm not very high level put I absolutely hate IM helmets look....I'm currently still in brigandin armour and well it looks hideous without my helmet on (looks like a checkerboard hoodie) but I cannot wait for my IM armour and Legs, ever since I first saw the NPC Wolfgang, I couldn't wait to have all my IM and not wear the helmet, because i'm the same Hume skin. 3 more levels and I'm equiping it right away, it's sitting in my inventory right now haha
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#241 Dec 12 2005 at 1:14 PM Rating: Decent
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- While leveling THF in the dunes you are forced to sub /MNK to quit voking.

- Then you feel bad when the other 3 melees with 'voke die to a pug and you can't pull hate off the mages with 'Perfect Dodge.'
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#242 Dec 16 2005 at 5:55 PM Rating: Decent
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-Lose about 9k exp in a week or so and you just shrug it off.

-kite Vrtra along with 3 of her summons and get the greatest kick out of it.

-Start researching ways to hold hate without a subjob for the New Dynamis
#243 Dec 17 2005 at 3:40 AM Rating: Decent
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You know you've been a pld too long when...

- People suggest duo-tanking and you just laugh.
- You have a macro made to warn thfs that you WILL be voking if they haven't gotten SATA off in 5 seconds.
- You have different gear macro'd in to all your ja's. (Adaman head piece macro'd for Koenig during voke and any ja's for instance).
- Your boyfriend is a war/nin and says to just let him get hit at the end of the battle because he has shadows and you just... can't.
- You have leveled plds of all races just to see which is better.
- Are never satisfied with the way you do your job.
- People invite you over other plds b/c your reputation proceeds you, even though you're the worst race for the job and onry rank two at level 60 =P (Guilty...Had my taru character leveled and rank 5 at the time, was too lazy to do the rank missions over again).
- You see a taru get hit and try to cover him even though you're not a pld and he's not in your party.
- Bad plds make you do this ---> >:(
- You're leveling blm and your tank is getting hit hard... You start nuking harder to pull hate so he won't die.
- You know how to get to every zone in every area.
- You /salute every paladin you see and say "{Paladin} {Power}"
- You get /tells from younger plds asking advice on gear and/or help with AF etc.
- You've become so bitter about the job you try to level something else... but every day you log back in as pld.
- You still have the best pld gear for every level cap.
- You go afk and leave the doors open and the sound all the way up so you can hear <call>s in case of emergencies.
- You spend 80k on one stack of food because it is the best... ***** fairy server -.-)

Anyway, that's all I can think of. =X
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#244 Dec 17 2005 at 6:47 PM Rating: Decent
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lol I'm soooo guilty of most of this stuff and my main is whm XD

Gotta start lvling pld again soon....
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#245 Dec 17 2005 at 7:44 PM Rating: Good
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Littlebane wrote:
- You're leveling blm and your tank is getting hit hard... You start nuking harder to pull hate so he won't die.


On a variation of this, recently leveling THF through the Dunes as THF/MNK with Hand-to-Hand (Sneak Attack + Combo is amazing), I will often use Boost specifically to try to pull hate if the tank's Provoke is down and the mob strays towards the mages. Somtimes the mob turns to me strictly from my damage and I will sometimes instinctively Boost to keep the mob on me, or perhaps to test the tank a little...
#246 Dec 18 2005 at 6:20 AM Rating: Decent
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i want to hug and kiss j00 all. i R guilty forr most of everything here. i thought i was the only one ; ; /cheer

my fave is -pls so long when you die ppl say sorry and you go lol or rofl at least you guys didnt die.
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#247 Dec 20 2005 at 5:13 AM Rating: Decent
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- Are never satisfied with the way you do your job.

Lol, that's so me. I get ****** off when the pl (if the pt has one) pulls hate from me, or Cure 3s me XD
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#248 Dec 23 2005 at 12:30 AM Rating: Good
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Lol, I think that's why people hate plds... 'cause way back when they were newblets, some mean ol' power leveler wouldn't let them tank... They were probably like... {Fear} lost power leveler, so they listened.

All my powerlevelers were my friends, so I told them ahead of time not to tell me to let them tank 'cause I wouldn't. :D

Anyway, I'm so bored. Someone think up more. ;)
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#249 Dec 23 2005 at 3:16 AM Rating: Decent
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My most recent, I hadn't partied with a thief in 20 levels, level 36 or so, so we go on aboutthe whole sata setup at the beginning and whatnot. I have a mnk/war as the first voke, well we all know how SATA works. So I agree, tell them i'll wait for SATA to voke, and what happens? Robber crab to camp, my provoke macro goes off and i engage. RDM, laughs as does my whm who i've been static with for 20 or so levels. Me, ****, how about we do that SATA thing next fight >.> haha.
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#250 Dec 23 2005 at 8:04 AM Rating: Decent
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-When u just want to celebrate if your swift blade hits for 200+ in exp.

-You reffer to exp/week instead of exp/hour bcus u never get pt's and when u do its without refresh and a bad whm.

-You wear VIT and DEF gear on your NIN

-You type "WHOO IM A NIN lmao!" when you get Arial Armor and one of your shadows dissapear proceeded by a /sigh

-You try leveling whm and purpousely refuse to heal the NIN, ending in massacre bcus they all that great and keep bragging about they never take hits¨

-You Laugh out loud when your galka warrior cant take hate form you with rampage + provoke, getting ur THF all *****

-You feel like slapping anyone with phalanx rings
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#251 Dec 23 2005 at 5:32 PM Rating: Decent
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You know you've been a PLD too long when:

-Every time you have a NIN or WAR/NIN in the same party as you, you make it your first priority to take all the hate from him/her.
-You level all your jobs to 30 or so, except for NIN, because you think they're worthless.
-You feel utterly ashamed if you ever lose the hate: even if it's from benediction.
-You feel a surge of satisfaction everytime the THF ends a skillchain on SATA Viper Bite, and the mob doesn't even glance at him.
-At levels 20-40, you're baffled whenever you don't get an invite within the first 30 minutes of seeking.
-You find yourself searching for undead NMs that you can slaughter.
-You buy Iron Musketeer's armor at level 30.
-You carry your AF sword around for 15 levels, even though you don't need it until 40.
-You sub WHM in order to PL someone, and try to Provoke it when they call for help... Several times in a row, but to no avail.
-You want to quit a party because you're not the main tank... Even as a WAR.
-You have a list of all the equipment you're going to buy for the next 20 levels.
-You find yourself oddly drawn to this forum, even if it applies to you solely because you have a PLD main.
-You're excited that you've been a PLD for far too long.

But that last one's not a bad thing, at all. Paladin Pride!
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