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#77 Oct 17 2007 at 8:24 AM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
KojiroSoma wrote:

This thread will now be about your favorite kind of Pie!


I like pies made from the lonesome tears of girls who have drunk boyfriends.

Seriously, did you get drunk and broadcast you ******* to the entire dorm? Is she ashamed because now everyone knows you only have on nut?

Funny you say that, because you so wanted to send me a picture of your ********* the other night while you were in blackout mode. I have witnesses!
#78 Oct 17 2007 at 8:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Because Evil Ari laughed her tits off.

ITT: aripy's alter ego that exists only to secks evil BT.
#79 Oct 17 2007 at 8:34 AM Rating: Good
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Funny you say that, because you so wanted to send me a picture of your ********* the other night while you were in blackout mode. I have witnesses!


I was wondering why you gave me your e-mail address.
#80 Oct 17 2007 at 8:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Funny you say that, because you so wanted to send me a picture of your ********* the other night while you were in blackout mode. I have witnesses!


I was wondering why you gave me your e-mail address.

I was dead scared you were going to PM me your ********* through Allakhazam and get yourself bant. I gave you a different option and told you to use it.

Edited, Oct 17th 2007 12:49pm by Aripyanfar
#81 Oct 17 2007 at 8:51 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Sack prz


Just be direct. He's going to be.
#82 Oct 17 2007 at 8:56 AM Rating: Excellent
So be honest, how many of you are thinking of my nuts right now?
#83 Oct 17 2007 at 8:57 AM Rating: Good
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
So be honest, how many of you are thinking of my nuts right now?


Smiley: inlove When aren't we thinking of your nuts, BT?
#84 Oct 17 2007 at 9:02 AM Rating: Good
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Darnit, I'm being put to bed. Have a fun day all, I'm gong to sleep.
#85 Oct 17 2007 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Darnit, I'm being put to bed. Have a fun day all, I'm gong to sleep.


We all know what she's going to dream about.
#86 Oct 18 2007 at 4:42 AM Rating: Decent
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Well, thanks for your support guys...

So far we're talking again. Still friends, but it's going to take a long time for things to go back the way they were.

See? Even OOT can be helpful at times.

Uhm... back on topic.

I had this wicked Lemon pie some time ago ._.; It was really really good.
#87 Oct 18 2007 at 4:48 AM Rating: Decent
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In the future, it's only a good idea to pull out your ***** if requested.
#88 Oct 18 2007 at 5:00 AM Rating: Decent
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It also sounds like you may have said something over the intarwebz that may have pissed in her cheerios. You did say it wasn't "sexual." If it's something you said, not many wimminz can forgive that, especially when it's recorded...
#89 Oct 18 2007 at 5:53 AM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Darnit, I'm being put to bed. Have a fun day all, I'm gong to sleep.


We all know what she's going to dream about.

I dreamt a basket of rambutan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rambutan)was deliverd to my door. I took off my shoes, put the basket on the floor of the living room, and then I stood in the basket. The rambutan were all sort of resilient and massagy under my feet. Then I jumped up and down on them, and their skins cracked with little sharp reports and the soft flesh inside them smooshed up everywhere.

The little tentacles were rubbery, the skin fragments were slightly sharp and crunchy, and the creamy white flesh was delightfully cold and watery as it squished up between my toes and around my feet. The sweet and sensual fragrance of the fruit was almost overwhelming as it rose in fumes around me.

Finally I got out of the basket, and looked with satisfaction at the complete mess I had made. I scooped out a huge double handful of the sweet, wet, sticky, crunchy mess, and I wiped it all over my chest, where the moisture immediateley made the cloth of my thin white cheesecloth dress semi-translucent.

Then i woke up.

Edited, Oct 18th 2007 9:54am by Aripyanfar
#90 Oct 18 2007 at 5:57 AM Rating: Good
You have some pretty goddamn freaky dreams Arip.

I dreamt I was a postman last night.

#91 Oct 18 2007 at 6:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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The little tentacles were rubbery, the skin fragments were slightly sharp and crunchy, and the creamy white flesh was delightfully cold and watery as it squished up between my toes and around my feet. The sweet and sensual fragrance of the fruit was almost overwhelming as it rose in fumes around me.

Finally I got out of the basket, and looked with satisfaction at the complete mess I had made. I scooped out a huge double handful of the sweet, wet, sticky, crunchy mess, and I wiped it all over my chest, where the moisture immediateley made the cloth of my thin white cheesecloth dress semi-translucent.


It's always about sex with you, isn't it?
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#92 Oct 18 2007 at 6:39 AM Rating: Decent
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I want someone to tell me what the hell happened over a webcam that wasn't sexual that would be as bad as he is describing?? So he showed a few people his one-eyed sock monster, is thats such a big deal when the chick isn't even your girlfriend?
#93 Oct 18 2007 at 6:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
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The little tentacles were rubbery, the skin fragments were slightly sharp and crunchy, and the creamy white flesh was delightfully cold and watery as it squished up between my toes and around my feet. The sweet and sensual fragrance of the fruit was almost overwhelming as it rose in fumes around me.

Finally I got out of the basket, and looked with satisfaction at the complete mess I had made. I scooped out a huge double handful of the sweet, wet, sticky, crunchy mess, and I wiped it all over my chest, where the moisture immediateley made the cloth of my thin white cheesecloth dress semi-translucent.


It's always about sex with you, isn't it?

It is in the game I'm playing with BT.

As long as he's thinking with his gonads, the less likely he is to feed me to his dogs.
#94 Oct 18 2007 at 6:50 AM Rating: Good
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Samira wrote:
It's always about sex with you, isn't it?

It is in the game I'm playing with BT.


BT will always win that game.
#95 Oct 18 2007 at 6:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Samira wrote:
It's always about sex with you, isn't it?

It is in the game I'm playing with BT.


BT will always win that game.

Oh I know BT will always win.

I'm practising losing serenely.
#96 Oct 18 2007 at 8:36 AM Rating: Excellent
Ari wrote:
The little tentacles were rubbery, the skin fragments were slightly sharp and crunchy, and the creamy white flesh was delightfully cold and watery as it squished up between my toes and around my feet. The sweet and sensual fragrance of the fruit was almost overwhelming as it rose in fumes around me.

Finally I got out of the basket, and looked with satisfaction at the complete mess I had made. I scooped out a huge double handful of the sweet, wet, sticky, crunchy mess, and I wiped it all over my chest, where the moisture immediateley made the cloth of my thin white cheesecloth dress semi-translucent.


I just came in my breakfast.

It's okay, though, because it was oatmeal and frankly it needed some flavor.
#97 Oct 18 2007 at 9:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Ari wrote:
The little tentacles were rubbery, the skin fragments were slightly sharp and crunchy, and the creamy white flesh was delightfully cold and watery as it squished up between my toes and around my feet. The sweet and sensual fragrance of the fruit was almost overwhelming as it rose in fumes around me.

Finally I got out of the basket, and looked with satisfaction at the complete mess I had made. I scooped out a huge double handful of the sweet, wet, sticky, crunchy mess, and I wiped it all over my chest, where the moisture immediateley made the cloth of my thin white cheesecloth dress semi-translucent.


I just came in my breakfast.

It's okay, though, because it was oatmeal and frankly it needed some flavor.

Well, that's one way to circulate the zinc around.

I'm happy I can provide you condiment at this distance. The intrawebs are nifty.
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