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#1 Nov 18 2008 at 9:22 AM Rating: Excellent
Two-thousand posts probably isn't a big deal to most of you, however, this ding is not an ordinary ding, it is a dong.

Today marks the eve of Kuwoobie's™ fourth year on Alla, it is! To honor this occasion, we will honor each of you by listing your names in a row. That's not even the best part! Because Darqflame has failed to give Kuwoobie™ an order as her slave, we will leave that up to one of you.

Please note that only a person from the list below will be allowed to give Kuwoobie™ a command. The final decision as to who's command he must obey will be decided by everyone using either a poll or by popular demand. If a decision is not reached by February 2nd, 2012, a command will be chosen at random.

Ari The Best
Allegory The Patient
Annabella The Dexterous Hand
Belkira Is Always Right
BarkingTurtle The Lucky One
Timelord The Incredibly Predictable
Tarv
Nobby The Alpha
Samira The Gentleman
Katielynn The "*****"
Kayne Forum Variable 22
Usagi The Win Master
Jophiel the Wise Guy
Darqflame The Master of Darqness
UglySasquatch The Indifferent
Ash The Pessimist
Dyadem The Scary Avatar
Nixnot 22 Enforcer
Ikkian The Pokémon of the Day
Sogoro the Sailor Man
SWM The Man Behind the Girl Pictures
RJ THE Funniest Poster
Kaolian The Law
Mindel The Estranged


Honorable mentions:

Stubs
Charubs
Kaain
Sora
Lemmi
Driftwood
GrowlingBunny
Catt
Bijou
Naughtyword
Wint
Nexa
Thumbelyna
Sweetumssama
Wingchild
Iamadam
Elderon
Punkfloyd
Vataro
Deadgye
Guenny
Yodabunny
Kaelesh
Nadenu
MentalFrog
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#2 Nov 18 2008 at 9:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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I don't understand this ding but I'm mentioned so Smiley: thumbsup
#3 Nov 18 2008 at 9:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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I like how Tarv is just Tarv.
#4 Nov 18 2008 at 9:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats :).
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Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#5 Nov 18 2008 at 9:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira is a lady.

Fail dong.
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#6 Nov 18 2008 at 9:30 AM Rating: Excellent
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Samira is a lady.

Fail dong.


Yes, but nobody is supposed to know that Smiley: dubious
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Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.

#7 Nov 18 2008 at 9:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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**** off and die.

Also, rate me up, *****.
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#8 Nov 18 2008 at 9:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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#9 Nov 18 2008 at 9:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I don't understand this ding but I'm mentioned so Smiley: thumbsup
#10 Nov 18 2008 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
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Don't rate someone down on a ding thread, you retards. They get their ding threads if nothing else.

Kids these days.

Smiley: oyvey
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Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#11 Nov 18 2008 at 9:34 AM Rating: Excellent
I was has an mentioned.

You're alright Obiwan kuwoobie

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#12 Nov 18 2008 at 9:37 AM Rating: Excellent
Smiley: bah
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#13 Nov 18 2008 at 9:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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Aww, I'm the White Rabbit. I love the White Rabbit!

Screenshot


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#14 Nov 18 2008 at 9:39 AM Rating: Excellent
Samira wrote:
Aww, I'm the White Rabbit. I love the White Rabbit!

Screenshot




You always reminded me of the White Rabbit for some reason.
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Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.

#15 Nov 18 2008 at 9:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira will always be a gnome to me.
#16 Nov 18 2008 at 9:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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kuwoobie of the Seven Seas wrote:
You always reminded me of the White Rabbit for some reason.
Samira is absurd in concept but very prim and proper in delivery.
#17 Nov 18 2008 at 9:42 AM Rating: Decent
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I guess I should feel honored for the mention but I don't.

I'm gonna go call Iggy, atleast he remembers me.

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#18 Nov 18 2008 at 9:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
kuwoobie of the Seven Seas wrote:
You always reminded me of the White Rabbit for some reason.
Samira is absurd in concept but very prim and proper in delivery.


And always on the verge of being late! and if I wore gloves I'm sure I'd lose them.

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#19 Nov 18 2008 at 9:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mindel wrote:
@#%^ off and die.

Also, rate me up, *****.
I'm going to narrow down the command options by repeating this.
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#20 Nov 18 2008 at 10:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Not just an mention. A honorable mention!


Carbunculations on 2K, kuwoobie! Smiley: yippee
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#21 Nov 18 2008 at 10:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
kuwoobie of the Seven Seas wrote:
You always reminded me of the White Rabbit for some reason.
Samira is absurd in concept but very prim and proper in delivery.


Ash made a genius observation.
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Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#22 Nov 18 2008 at 10:41 AM Rating: Excellent
Congrats Kuwoobie™ and thanks for the mention.







Kuwoobie is a registered trademark and used under license.
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#23 Nov 18 2008 at 10:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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I was thinking about you the other day, Kuwoobie. I wanted to see how you were doing, and make sure you weren't still considering suicide.

So my command to you is not to kill yourself.
#24 Nov 18 2008 at 10:56 AM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
So my command to you is not to kill yourself.


I never really understood that. All this posturing "Oh, you have so much to live for!" and other ********* I figure if they want to go, go. Not like this planet has the room for people who don't want to be here.

It's sad that this forum has plenty of room for ****** threads though.

So grats on 2k or whatever.
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#25 Nov 18 2008 at 10:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Grats!

You so get me! :D
#26 Nov 18 2008 at 11:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kaelesh wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
So my command to you is not to kill yourself.


I never really understood that. All this posturing "Oh, you have so much to live for!" and other bullsh*t. I figure if they want to go, go. Not like this planet has the room for people who don't want to be here.


It's kinda fun to command people, though.
#27 Nov 18 2008 at 11:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kaelesh wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
So my command to you is not to kill yourself.


I never really understood that. All this posturing "Oh, you have so much to live for!" and other bullsh*t. I figure if they want to go, go. Not like this planet has the room for people who don't want to be here.

It's sad that this forum has plenty of room for sh*tty threads though.

So grats on 2k or whatever.


One word: Liability.

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Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#28 Nov 18 2008 at 11:24 AM Rating: Good
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Kuwoobie, you should absolutely kill yourself. You have nothing live for and nobody likes you. The world would be a better place without you here. Make sure to videotape it and have someone youtube it. The joy of watching that would be the first and only positive contribution you ever made to society.
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The current's too strong. They've got to let go, drift apart. That's how it is with us. It's a shame, Kath, because we've loved each other all our lives. But in the end, we can't stay together forever.
#29 Nov 18 2008 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
My command to you, is to get plastic smurfery and change your appearance to look like papa smurf.
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#30 Nov 18 2008 at 11:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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I say, would you mind awfully removing my name from your phail of an post?

Kthx
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#31 Nov 18 2008 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
I say, would you mind awfully removing my name from your phail of an post?

Kthx
Same here. I don't particularly like being associated with this abortion of a thread.
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#32 Nov 18 2008 at 11:41 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
Nobby wrote:
I say, would you mind awfully removing my name from your phail of an post?

Kthx
Same here. I don't particularly like being associated with this abortion of a thread.


Screwdrivers are good for abortions Smiley: schooled
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#33 Nov 18 2008 at 11:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sogoro wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Nobby wrote:
I say, would you mind awfully removing my name from your phail of an post?

Kthx
Same here. I don't particularly like being associated with this abortion of a thread.


Screwdrivers are good for abortions Smiley: schooled
Also for fetal alcohol syndrome.
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The current's too strong. They've got to let go, drift apart. That's how it is with us. It's a shame, Kath, because we've loved each other all our lives. But in the end, we can't stay together forever.
#34 Nov 18 2008 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
Sogoro wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Nobby wrote:
I say, would you mind awfully removing my name from your phail of an post?

Kthx
Same here. I don't particularly like being associated with this abortion of a thread.


Screwdrivers are good for abortions Smiley: schooled
Also for fetal alcohol syndrome.


Hurray for Epsilons Smiley: yippee
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#35 Nov 18 2008 at 12:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lolwut?

Congrats?
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#36 Nov 18 2008 at 12:54 PM Rating: Decent
Ctrl + Araxius = GFY

Congrats.
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#37 Nov 18 2008 at 12:56 PM Rating: Good
Turn back and get me a picture.

Grats.
#38 Nov 18 2008 at 1:47 PM Rating: Good
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Grats, and yes that is a scary avatar.

I'm gonna keep that pic for a rainy day, so thanks for saving me some browsing time.

Edited, Nov 18th 2008 4:09pm by Dyadem
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#39 Nov 18 2008 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
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Since you said it's not a ding...Happy dong-a-long!
#40 Nov 18 2008 at 4:40 PM Rating: Good
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Alright, alright. As I always do when notable people (i.e. myself) are excluded from a ding, I have to ask...

who the flying **** is Wint Wingchild?
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#41 Nov 18 2008 at 4:51 PM Rating: Decent
Worst. Title. Ever!
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For a second I thought I was in the FFXI General and there was a version update :(
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#42 Nov 18 2008 at 5:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Well f*ck you too.
#43 Nov 18 2008 at 7:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh Kuwoobie, how silly of you to leave your fate in the hands of the popular vote of the OOT. A missionary letting cannibals vote on the night's dinner would be a less precarious situation.
#44 Nov 18 2008 at 7:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Kavekk wrote:
The OoT is like a young child. You have to shoot it between the eyes to get it to sit still and stop doing bad things.


I always thought we were like LAPD, we can beat anyone senseless and get away with it.
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#46 Nov 18 2008 at 8:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Reticulate Splines!

On another note, tahts a cool picture. I need to steal that one I think
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#47 Nov 18 2008 at 9:00 PM Rating: Decent
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I was mentioned by someone...coolSmiley: thumbsup







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#48 Nov 19 2008 at 4:51 AM Rating: Good
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I was thinking about you the other day, Kuwoobie. I wanted to see how you were doing, and make sure you weren't still considering suicide.

So my command to you is not to kill yourself.


Not to worry, Belkira. If I ever kill myself it will more than likely be by accident. Smiley: nod

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It's kinda fun to command people, though.


Yes! And I love to take orders and fulfill people's wishes, just most people opt not to ask me for anything.

Mindel wrote:
Kuwoobie, you should absolutely kill yourself. You have nothing live for and nobody likes you. The world would be a better place without you here. Make sure to videotape it and have someone youtube it. The joy of watching that would be the first and only positive contribution you ever made to society.


I actually had planned on doing that about a year ago after BT asked me to do the very same thing! The problem is, I still have not figured out a way to upload the video onto youtube or anywhere else after effectively killing myself.

Admiral Lemmi wrote:
Turn back and get me a picture.

Grats.


So be it.

TirithRR wrote:
For a second I thought I was in the FFXI General and there was a version update :(


Then the purpose of this thread's title has been fulfilled! Exclamation mark!
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Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.

#49 Nov 19 2008 at 4:19 PM Rating: Good
kuwoobie of the Seven Seas wrote:

Admiral Lemmi wrote:
Turn back and get me a picture.

Grats.


So be it.
@#%^ing right. You the man now dawg.

Edited, Nov 19th 2008 7:20pm by Lemmi
#50 Nov 19 2008 at 4:36 PM Rating: Good
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