Us West River folk tend to think of Sioux Falls as part of Iowa.
ALSO: Engineers and computer geeks aren't supposed
to be great jocks, just sayin'.
ALSO: ALSO: Where in NoDak are you?
I was driving my hearse to the whole-sale liverwurst outlet when suddenly a hermaphrodite in a piano truck backed out of a crackhouse driveway, and, as my shoes caught fire, I pirouetted across Boris Karloff Boulevard, slapping the truckdriver six times ni the loins with a Chattanooga road map, even though he was humming "The Pussycat Song."