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Well, I haven't had sex since graduation, so about a month? This is a rough, sweaty, pinned-to-the-wall time for me.
Well, if you're looking for someone to pin to the wall...
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Well, if you're looking for someone to pin to the wall...
Duct tape, butter and jumper cables... time to get to work!
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
Mazra wrote:
Duct tape, butter and jumper cables... time to get to work!
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Duct tape, butter and jumper cables... time to get to work!
I know. The use of butter substitutes should be encouraged in our youngsters.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Toast a bagel.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
mmm, bagels
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lolgaxe wrote:
Toast a bagel.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Bagels are cool, I like bagels.
I like hot bagels.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch wrote:
I like hot bagels.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
No. Toast. Then eat. With cream cheese.
Edited, Aug 15th 2013 1:07pm by Xsarus
Edited, Aug 15th 2013 1:07pm by Xsarus
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
No. Toast.
Make love to the toast? So would the crumbs count as Rough Play?
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
No. Toast.
Make love to the toast? So would the crumbs count as Rough Play?
Be careful where you smear your cream cheese.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
From celibacy to sex jokes, this is a great thread.
I hate you all and I wish you were bagels.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Friar Bijou wrote:
I hate you all and I wish you were bagels.
You want to eat us?... aaaand back to sex references
I like doughnut holes.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Allegory wrote:
I don't even drink coffee, because my body is a muffin fudging temple. The rest of you sluts and drug addicts can burn in hell.
Get some tea then. Problem solved.
Just as Planned.
Tea is tastier than coffee anyway.
Although I still can't do without my one cup of coffee in the morning.
Although I still can't do without my one cup of coffee in the morning.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Tea is tastier than coffee anyway.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Tea is tastier than coffee anyway.
You're dead to me.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
I'm sorry you can't handle the truth.
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