Kaain left with SWM, Kalivha left with Cherubs
Sweetums was sharin' Midels's outlook on the topic of the leave
Tailmon had a facial scar, and Varus was a racist
They were all in love with leavin', they were doin' it on Alla
Growlingbunny played MMOs like a kid out in the rain
Then he lost her mind with Percosets, he was dancin' without a brain
They were all in love with leavin', they were drinking from a fountain
That was pourin' like an avalanche comin' down the mountain
I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through Friar Bijou's eyes
Some will leave in hot pursuit in fiery poster meltdowns
Some will leave in hot pursuit while sifting through computer breakdowns
Some will leave in love with life and drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche comin' down the mountain
I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through Friar Bijou's eyes
Quadkit took a banhammer while arguing on a forum
Rurode died a natural death, he caught a nasty virus
Then there was the ever present Everquest-player rapist
They were all in love with leavin', they were doin' it in Texas
Barkingturtle caught a banhammer, but it only hit his leg
Well, it should have been a better shot, and got him in the head
They were all in love with leavin', they were drinkin' from a fountain
That was pourin' like an avalanche comin' down the mountain
I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through Friar Bijou's eyes
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Just as Planned.