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#202 Apr 14 2017 at 1:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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When I first got to boot camp the company commander sat us down and told us that there was only two ways to react to any situation in life: Laugh or cry. Then he made us run for half an hour with our duffle bags to drive the point home. It doesn't matter if you complain or joke about it, it already happened.

Whenever someone complained about something sucking, he'd tell them "This doesn't suck. I'll tell you when something sucks." So after a few months of that we grew the balls to ask him "Okay, so what does suck?" which he said "One armed mountain climber with jock itch." Kind of makes running three miles seem less horrible.
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#203 Apr 14 2017 at 1:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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If you live a life without harboring prejudices or trying to creep on people, it pretty much takes care of itself. I've made it this far without being accused of being a racist or getting pepper sprayed to stop me from raping them.

Stop whining about being a white male.
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#204 Apr 14 2017 at 2:55 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:

Stop whining about being a white male.


This is what I mean. I have no problems because I belong to x group. Everything is sunshine and rainbows so long as I hold this shiny label over my head. I'm so privileged and ought to be perfectly content because of some incredibly trivial and meaningless detail. This small and unimportant detail has somehow become a mountain of contrived importance. It is tiring.
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#205 Apr 14 2017 at 3:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, no one said that. I didn't say "stop whining because you're a white male (so you don't have problems)", I said "stop whining about being a white male".

But you probably couldn't hear me well from way up there on your cross Smiley: rolleyes
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#206 Apr 14 2017 at 4:12 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Yeah, no one said that. I didn't say "stop whining because you're a white male (so you don't have problems)", I said "stop whining about being a white male".



So I've been procession what you just said for several minutes now, and I'm not finding much of a difference between these two statements.

Either way, I think what is happening is some kind of paranoia on my part. I can't possibly know what other people are thinking, but I feel like I must assume I am making my neighbor uncomfortable every time I step out of my apartment to go somewhere and he is outside smoking his cigarette because the world has conditioned him to distrust me. So I peer through the eye hole in my door until he has gone back inside before I leave. I realize it's probably not a big deal to him if I am there or not, but I don't want to inconvenience him. It just feels bad. I wish I could be neutral somehow-- that I did not have to be a part of "team white guy." It is completely out of my control.
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#207 Apr 15 2017 at 9:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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They aren't put off because you are white. They are put of because you are being creepy. So either stop that, or be more attractive.
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#208 Apr 15 2017 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
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Timelordwho wrote:
be more attractive.


You should tell people that indiscriminately on the internet and see what happens. Smiley: nod
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#209 Apr 15 2017 at 1:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Being white is awesome. Literally yesterday I was just walking around and three beautiful women came up to me and begged to suck my **** because I am white, and when they were done they left a big sack of cash on the alligator. It took hours to wash all the lipstick off my body.

Wait, no, we were talking about you. Sorry, let me get back on topic. Kuwoobie. Don't let anyone make you feel ashamed of being white. In fact, if anything, you should become a white supremacist. It's basically part of the narrative for your personality type, anyway, so no-one will hold it against you too much. It will give you a sense of purpose, belonging, and maybe some self confidence.
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#210 Apr 15 2017 at 2:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kuwoobie wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
be more attractive.
You should tell people that indiscriminately on the internet and see what happens. Smiley: nod

Hopefully, people become more attractive. I'm tired of being surrounded by internet uglies.
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#211 Apr 15 2017 at 4:08 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
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be more attractive.
You should tell people that indiscriminately on the internet and see what happens. Smiley: nod

Hopefully, people become more attractive. I'm tired of being surrounded by internet uglies.


Sadly, they become uglier instead. --not ugly in a physical way(wait actually they kind of do), but ugly like they won't rest until the whole internet knows what an awful, awful person you are for daring to criticize them and, somehow by proxy, their entire demographic.
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#212 Apr 16 2017 at 8:24 AM Rating: Good
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I think that you would be better off if you followed my advice.

Although, Kavekk's idea of going the untermensch race realist does have some merit.
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#213 Apr 17 2017 at 8:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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You should tell people that indiscriminately on the internet and see what happens.
Nothing. Nothing ever happens.
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#214 Apr 17 2017 at 9:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, according to Kuwoobie, they whine and cry about how mean you are to them which sounds about right.

Then they join alt-right MRA groups and blame women for all their problems.

Edited, Apr 17th 2017 10:10am by Jophiel
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#215 Apr 17 2017 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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No, white people and men.



Edited, Apr 17th 2017 6:42pm by Kuwoobie
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#216 Apr 17 2017 at 1:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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I have literally no idea what you're trying to say. I guess because you're trying to be cute with an edited quote but I have no clue what the original text is supposed to be in response to.
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#217 Apr 17 2017 at 2:44 PM Rating: Good
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White people and men, Jophiel. Can you even read?
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#218 Apr 17 2017 at 6:33 PM Rating: Good
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Kuwoobie wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
be more attractive.


You should tell people that indiscriminately on the internet and see what happens. Smiley: nod



Jophiel wrote:
Well, according to Kuwoobie, they whine and cry about how mean you are to them which sounds about right.

Then they join alt-right MRA groups and blame women for all their problems.



It actually should have just been

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No, white people and men..


There, happy? I think we can all agree. The only people who partake in victim culture are men. Totes.
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#219 Apr 17 2017 at 10:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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There, happy? I think we can all agree. The only people who partake in victim culture are men. Totes.

You're certainly making a persuasive argument for it.
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#220 Apr 18 2017 at 11:46 AM Rating: Good
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I was expecting a lot better than that. Come on.
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#221 Apr 18 2017 at 12:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sorry. Garbage in, garbage out.
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#222 Apr 20 2017 at 11:38 AM Rating: Good
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Divorce.
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#223 Apr 20 2017 at 2:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, that sucks in a "this always sucks" sort of way. Good luck.
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#224 Apr 20 2017 at 5:11 PM Rating: Good
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Well. Have you ever been divorced? Has anyone here? It is to my understanding that nearly every experiences it at some point or another.

My wife seems to think everything will be fine once we move to the other side of the state and starts working days. I think it's too late, but I have said nothing yet. She must know she is kidding herself. I'm probably just going to stay here when she moves. It is probably going to be the hardest thing I've ever had to do, and probably the worst possible timing. It will only become worse the more I wait, though, so it's not quite the worst possible timing. I'm nowhere near finished with school, though.

I don't know anything about anything. My biggest concern is how it might effect our son, and child support. I don't know anything at all.
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#225 Apr 21 2017 at 11:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kuwoobie wrote:
Well. Have you ever been divorced?

Nope. I had a long term, live-in relationship including a child that ended but we (thankfully) had not yet married.
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#226 Apr 21 2017 at 9:07 PM Rating: Good
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Have you ever been divorced?
Yep.

Are you and the missus fighting? Yelling at each other? Is it a dangerous or unhealthy environment for you kid?

If the answer is yes, then get out.

If the answer is no I suggest moving with her, transfer your classes, finish school, be a great dad and make the best of the relationship.


But whatever, I don't know you well enough to give any other advice.
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