What server maintenance does to FFXI junkies.Follow

The following is a instant messenge conversation between my friend (Averrasu in game) and myself (Valkar in game) during lunch break when we'd normally be playing FF XI. I warn you, the following is completely silly, and probably not worth your time.

Valkar: I R sick..
Valkar: <Poisona> <Do you have it?>
Averrasu begins to cast Poisona on Valkar.
Valkar resists the spell.
Valkar:ÊBlargh!
Valkar explodes.
Averrasu: Sorry... low level whm
Averrasu takes 43 damage.
World collapses.
Tangent universe created.
Averrasu falls to the ground.
Laws of physics no longer apply.
Utter chaos!
Averrasu reaches level 1,000,000,000!
Averrasu dances happily!
Valkar is now rank Warrior and has the job 45
Averrasu grows another tail... from his forehead!
Averrasu: yay! now i can slap people!
Averrasu readys Tail Blow.
People takes 376 damage.
Averrasu defeats People!
People falls to the ground.
Averrasu loses 700 experience!
Valkar's hands are replaced with Rubber Chickens.
Valkar readies Thousand Feather Strike.
Averrasu reaches level Pi!
Valkar hits himself for 458 and becomes a Auction House.
Target is too far away.
Target is out of range.
Averrasu readies Bleargh!
Auction House takes 7 oranges.
Auction House readies Price Undercut.
Players no longer make gil!
Auction House readies Accidental Bid.
Averrasu laughs out loud beside Auction House!
LeetTaru buys an Insect Wing for 349987 gil
LeetTaru falls to the ground.
Auction House's Annoying skill rises 0.5 points.
Averrasu points at LeetTaru.
Averrasu cackles maniacally at LeetTaru.
Averrasu wears LeetTaru as a hat.
Averrasu: Hurray! Taruskin Helm +1!
System Message: ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
System Message: All of your base are belong to maintenance!
Aunction House readies Server Lag.
NoobPlayer readies Check Sales Status.
Please try again in a little while.
Please try again in a little while.
Please try again in a little while.
NoobPlayer falls to the ground.
Auction House has reached level 58.
Auction House learns Price Inflation!
Averrasu: <Lost> <Trousers> <Do you have it?> <Reward>! <Double Thrust>
Auction House casts Silence on Averrasu.
Averrasu's eyes brim over with tears.
Averrasu:
Averrasu:
Averrasu:
Averrasu throws his hands up, disgusted.
Averrasu can no longer use disgusting Language Translator sexual innuendos!
Averrasu nods to Auction House.
Auction House's Self-righteous Skill goes up 0.3 points

This is what maintinence does to junkies. Please. Don't hate us. Just pity us.

wow lol that is AWESOME! =)

OMG! i just laughed my **** off! LOL thanx man, made my day ^^

I cant believe it.. Delanie... Hmmmmmmm are you the same Delanie from about 4 years ago? Do you remember me?