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Also, by gbaji's logic, straight people should have never been allowed to get married because that would be giving them rights they once didn't have.
Nadenu wrote:
Also, by gbaji's logic, straight people should have never been allowed to get married because that would be giving them rights they once didn't have.
That reminds me of asking my mother, "Who married Adam and Eve?" during one of our sex-ed chats.
Oh, how she must have looked forward to those.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
They married each other, duh!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Mom? Dat choo?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
So the serpent was the best man, or what?
the serpent was a metaphor....
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
rdmcandie wrote:
the serpent was a metaphor....
So is 'a best man'.
Just as Planned.
Timelordwho wrote:
rdmcandie wrote:
the serpent was a metaphor....
So is 'a best man'.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Gingrich is projected to win. Only 6% of the precincts have reported in.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Romney went from "The only guy to win both Iowa and New Hampshire and the only candidate ever to win those plus South Carolina" to "Won New Hampshire, lost in Iowa and S. Carolina".
13% in and Gingrich has a 13 point lead. He's not going to lose it.
Edited, Jan 21st 2012 7:12pm by Jophiel
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Gingrich is projected to win. Only 6% of the precincts have reported in.
13% in and Gingrich has a 13 point lead. He's not going to lose it.
Edited, Jan 21st 2012 7:12pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Hasn't Romney already given his concession speech?
I'm seeing people commenting on the concession all over twitter right now
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"This race is going to be even more interesting," Romney said during his concession speech. "This is a hard fight because there's so much worth fighting for."
I'm seeing people commenting on the concession all over twitter right now
The polls closed an hour ago, and I can't find anything anywhere about any concession speeches.Didn't say he'd lose it. Just a little early to try to poke fun at gbaji when there's even a small chance of "Oh, you liberals were all putting so much emphasis on Gingrich winning and he didn't and blah blah blah showing just how afraid of Romney you were and blah blah blah."
Edited, Jan 21st 2012 8:16pm by lolgaxe
Joph wrote:
13% in and Gingrich has a 13 point lead. He's not going to lose it.
Edited, Jan 21st 2012 8:16pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
The polls closed an hour ago, and I can't find anything anywhere about any concession speeches.
Romney was whining about his opponents using the "Weapons of the Left". No wonder Gbaji loves the guy.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
from twitter:
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kady kady o'malley
Has Romney mentioned the candidate who actually beat him in #scprimary, as opposed to Obama?
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
Has Romney mentioned the candidate who actually beat him in #scprimary, as opposed to Obama?
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kady kady o'malley
Oh there we go, an admittedly torturous reference to an unnamed opponent who is apparently in cahoots with the forces of darkness #scprimary
Oh there we go, an admittedly torturous reference to an unnamed opponent who is apparently in cahoots with the forces of darkness #scprimary
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kady kady o'malley
No one here gets out alive. @AKaczynski1: Romney family frantically trying to leave the stage being called back by Mitt.
No one here gets out alive. @AKaczynski1: Romney family frantically trying to leave the stage being called back by Mitt.
According to an article I read, Romney mentioned Gingrich by name once.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I wanna see the word cloud... Maybe someone should mention to him that Obama isn't running for the republican nomination
Jophiel wrote:
Romney was whining about his opponents using the "Weapons of the Left".
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Is anyone else watching Gingrich's speech? I'm horrified...
This is a ******* joke.
This is a ******* joke.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
***** Gingrich, check out the conspiracyists.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
33rd Degree Mason? OMG, is that a MMORPG trade skill thing?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I know "officially" that Santorum has been declared the winner of Iowa, but I think I saw on Rachel Maddow's show last week that 8 precincts have gone unreported because apparently none of those votes were ever received? So who knows which of them really won.
Yeah, there were all sorts of *****-ups. But, officially, Santorum was certified as the winner.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Was he officially certified the winner? Chad Olsen, executive director of the Iowa Republican Party, declared it a split decision due to the missing precincts.
Edited, Jan 22nd 2012 2:40am by Allegory
Edited, Jan 22nd 2012 2:40am by Allegory
Yay, more horserace coverage. If we're REALLY lucky there will be meaningless news stories implying anything is actually in doubt all the way until March 6 when it becomes obvious Romney can't lose any of the states which actually have a significant amount of delegates.
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