I sort of hate microwaves. I very very rarely use them. I reheat soup in a pan. I eat most other leftover things cold. I guess it's convenient for making popcorn, sort of? We are gentlemen of leisure, though, the boy and I, and are rarely in a hurry.
Nexa and I are replacing the range that came with our house, which is easily 50 years old and terrible. When we actually get around to it, we'll probably get a new over the range microwave/hood thing. I don't really care about it, Nexa's primary concern seems to be if the stainless steel shade will match and if the LEDs will be the same color.
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