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#1 Dec 07 2014 at 8:28 PM Rating: Good
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It's pretty cold and brisk. You might say there was a nip in the air.
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#2 Dec 07 2014 at 11:38 PM Rating: Good
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It's not very likely that I would say that.
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#3 Dec 07 2014 at 11:55 PM Rating: Decent
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I guess it's not in very good taste, is it.
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#4 Dec 08 2014 at 12:00 AM Rating: Good
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Not so much that, as it isn't really in my vocabulary. I might say that it's ******* cold out, though.
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#5 Dec 08 2014 at 7:06 AM Rating: Good
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My husband says, "It's nipply cold".

I'm usually his gauge.
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#6 Dec 08 2014 at 9:22 AM Rating: Good
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It's nice and warm next to my space heater.
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#7 Dec 08 2014 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good
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It's pretty cold and brisk. You might say there was a nip in the air.

The reminds of my own dear father, who on days like this would gather all of the children together in front of a roaring fire, point out the windows to the snow covered landscape and with a twinkle in his eye, say: "Do you think you're better than me, you little pieces of shit? I know one of your took my cigarettes, when I find out which one, I'm going to burn all of you little fuckers with them"

I jest, he's lovely. .



Edited, Dec 8th 2014 10:28am by Smasharoo
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#8 Dec 08 2014 at 4:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Smasharoo wrote:
"I know one of your took my cigarettes, when I find out which one, I'm going to burn all of you little fuckers with them"


Not really the best way to get the siblings to point their fingers at the culprit.
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#9 Dec 08 2014 at 6:07 PM Rating: Decent
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But it will encourage them to police each other better. Like keeping the whole class in for recess because one child poured glue on the teacher's chair.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#10 Dec 09 2014 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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Eh. It's cold here too. Colder than a witch's tit.

Elinda wrote:
My husband says, "It's nipply cold".

I'm usually his gauge.
I like your husband. I think he and I would get along. Too bad you guys live within the arctic circle.

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#11 Dec 09 2014 at 10:15 AM Rating: Good
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cynyck wrote:
I like your husband.


He's alright. Next month marks 30 years. Someday I'll tell the tale of our very frosty elopement.

We're having a weather thing here. I'm going home from work now while the gettin' is good. I'm going to use my afternoon off to indulge in the new gobgnomish hearthstone cards.
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