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#1 Dec 21 2014 at 3:50 PM Rating: Good
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Each year with the extended family we do one of those gift exchange "games". Everyone brings a gift, all of them are put into a pile, people go up in order and grab one or take someone elses, etc. Nothing extraordinary.

Something like a 15 dollar gift limit. People usually bring various snack foods. Cheese, meat, and crackers, various Holiday candies, popcorn, chocolates, nuts. Things people would enjoy but wouldn't end up as clutter or landfill fodder. Sometimes the occasional DVD or some gimmicky tool set. But then there's always someone who brings the ****** gift. This year someone brought a six pack of toilet paper... which was definitely a ****** gift. (Pun not necessarily intended).

A 6 pack of toilet paper... that really comes off as cheap, and pretty offensive to everyone playing the little game who brought things.
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#2 Dec 21 2014 at 4:18 PM Rating: Good
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Were they at least Double Rolls?
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#3 Dec 21 2014 at 4:26 PM Rating: Good
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Kastigir wrote:
Were they at least Double Rolls?


Yes. It was like... top shelf toilet paper, Ultra Mega Quilted Baby Soft Triple Ply.

But still toilet paper.
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#4 Dec 21 2014 at 4:45 PM Rating: Good
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They missed a real golden opportunity: www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/obama_toilet_paper2012-big.jpg

Edit: apparently the link function doesn't work for URLs with naughty words like "toilet".

Edited, Dec 21st 2014 4:48pm by Demea
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Testing Link

Nope, works fine.

Edited, Dec 21st 2014 6:32pm by TirithRR
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#6 Dec 21 2014 at 7:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Demea wrote:
They missed a real golden opportunity: www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/obama_toilet_paper2012-big.jpg

Edit: apparently the link function doesn't work for URLs with naughty words like "toilet".

Edited, Dec 21st 2014 4:48pm by Demea


Holy crap... perfect gift for one of the aunts!!!
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#7 Dec 22 2014 at 12:32 AM Rating: Good
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You know, my first thought was that this would be about that recent Cards Against Humanity "Bull ****" sale.
#8 Dec 22 2014 at 8:17 AM Rating: Good
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Sounds like a reference to a King of the Hill episode. Only fifteen years late for optimum effect.
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#9 Dec 22 2014 at 8:18 AM Rating: Good
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Nice soft luxury tp would probably be a nice relief after holiday feasting. In fact there are other good reasons that this could be the best of the yankee swap gifts.

People tend to forget their own needs during the holidays. Maybe some forgot to pick up the tp....

Some people get very depressed during the holiday. Nice soft tissue is good for crying into.

Literately EVERYONE can use TP. It contains no nuts, no shell fish, no gluten, no carbs, no calories, etc.

It's all white...so it matches everyone's decor.

Seems petty to get pissy <--filtered wurd over it.





Edited, Dec 22nd 2014 3:19pm by Elinda
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#10 Dec 22 2014 at 9:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Our gift exchange was "Roman". I made fresh pasta and a few coupons for fresh pasta. It was well received.
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#11 Dec 22 2014 at 9:59 PM Rating: Good
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My grandmother made a bunch of fudge, peanut brittle, peanut butter balls, etc. The past two days have not been healthy eating for me. Almost pure sugar and chocolate.
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#12 Dec 23 2014 at 7:02 AM Rating: Good
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Spritzes were the only cookies I've baked for Christmas this year. I squished some into Christmas trees and some into wreaths.

My Dad sent me 4 dozen cookies he had baked though (one dozen each of 4 different kinds) and some peanut brittle.

I made candied pecans for gifts. They were easy, and really good.
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#13 Dec 23 2014 at 8:50 AM Rating: Good
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We're making cookies tomorrow.
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TirithRR wrote:
My grandmother made a bunch of fudge, peanut brittle, peanut butter balls, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w24Xd8fVlTU
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Normally my gift to family is the meat and fixings for Holiday meal. This year one of my daughter found prime rib on sale, so they brought it for our Christmas dinner. I need to buy the rest of the meal and stocking stuffers. We pick up grand kids today from their father and they will be staying with us for the holiday. No baking cookies for me, as my oven is on it's last legs. It sets off the smoke detectors when I turn it on. We are all going up to camp ground where daughter lives for dinner.

Thank goodness for credit cards, as I won't get last of my inheritance check until Friday. They will be paid off next month in full.
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#16 Dec 23 2014 at 9:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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When I used to play that game with friends in college, THAT would have been the gift I would have gone for because our rule was spend $20, close to exactly. So, that would have TOTALLY had cash in it somewhere. Or a gift card, or something. You get the idea. The silly-cheap gift was always the one everyone was gunning for. I got a $20 gift card in a box of jello once.

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#17 Dec 23 2014 at 9:44 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
When I used to play that game with friends in college, THAT would have been the gift I would have gone for because our rule was spend $20, close to exactly. So, that would have TOTALLY had cash in it somewhere. Or a gift card, or something. You get the idea. The silly-cheap gift was always the one everyone was gunning for. I got a $20 gift card in a box of jello once.

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Ya. My other Grandmother used to buy king size Hershey bars and then tape a gift card for 10 or 15 bucks inside the sleeve as part of the exchange.

We tried a "Secret Santa" deal once with the family, but it ended badly. A few people gave really poorly thought out last minute gifts. Like one uncle stopped on his way to the Christmas dinner and picked up a six pack of Bud Light or something along those lines, and gave it as a gift in a brown paper bag.
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