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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Best corpse in show, someone stick a rosette on that cadaver.
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
I don't think I've ever been drunk enough to believe black powder and a lit fuse would make a good hat.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
stupid joke was not really joke, just stupid
Edited, Jul 6th 2015 8:51am by stupidmonkey
Edited, Jul 6th 2015 8:51am by stupidmonkey
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Huh, turns out Devon Staples was a character actor in Disney World. Turns out no one gets drunk and fucks up like Gaston, either.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Rick Perry distancing himself from Trump's less than thoughout speech about Mexico, acting as if either have a chance at anything other than some publicity for future endeavors.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Hey everyone, Jim Gilmore is running for president! I know, right?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Are they running for president or starting a football team? Only ten of 'em are going to be at the August debates.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
Are they running for president or starting a football team? Only ten of 'em are going to be at the August debates.
If we're lucky they'll start blowing off appendages in a fit of national pride.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
If we're lucky they'll start blowing off appendages in a fit of national pride.
Edited, Jul 10th 2015 10:25am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
The one Outraged Parent Demo I saw of the toy just sounded like BANG *mutter* BANG *mutter*. I'm certainly not invested enough to go eat at McDonald's to find out for myself.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Yeah, that'd be a pretty heavy level of investment.
Why - and this should be understood as a rthetorical question posed purely to demean others different from me - do people eat thee, anyway? It's not even cheap.
BECAUSE THEY SUCK THAT'S THE SUBTEXT. SUBTEXT IN CAPS. WHAT ARE THE ADMINS GONNA DO ABOUT IT JACK ****
ETA: Uh, eat there.
No offense to cannibals intended.
Edited, Jul 10th 2015 6:28pm by Kavekkk
Why - and this should be understood as a rthetorical question posed purely to demean others different from me - do people eat thee, anyway? It's not even cheap.
BECAUSE THEY SUCK THAT'S THE SUBTEXT. SUBTEXT IN CAPS. WHAT ARE THE ADMINS GONNA DO ABOUT IT JACK ****
ETA: Uh, eat there.
No offense to cannibals intended. Edited, Jul 10th 2015 6:28pm by Kavekkk
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
Samira wrote:
The one Outraged Parent Demo I saw of the toy just sounded like BANG *mutter* BANG *mutter*. I'm certainly not invested enough to go eat at McDonald's to find out for myself.
Apparently the toys come with a piece of paper that says what their phrases are. And the one in question is a minion chuckle "heh heh heh".
Edited, Jul 10th 2015 6:42pm by TirithRR
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
lolgaxe wrote:
Debalic wrote:
If we're lucky they'll start blowing off appendages in a fit of national pride.
I was referring to firework incidents but setting Cheney loose on the current GOP field does not sound like a bad idea.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Kavekkk wrote:
No offense to cannibals intended.
Looks like Greece is still circling the drain.
Edited, Jul 13th 2015 11:13am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
Looks like Greece is still circling the drain.
If I had the inclination, I could probably find several posts from my college days arguing that it's high stupidity to use a single currency across multiple countries with autonomous fiscal policy power, and I'd really have an "I told you so" for the world.
But whatever.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
The world doesn't operate off common sense.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Scott Walker endorses Harley Davidson. Harley Davidson doesn't reciprocate. Also Obama visits Oklahoma and is greeted by Confederate flags, the implications apparently lost in translation.
Edited, Jul 16th 2015 11:40am by lolgaxe
Edited, Jul 16th 2015 11:40am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I wonder whether Mel Brooks could get something like Blazing Saddles released today.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Paul Blart 2 got made, so I can't imagine there's any real standards.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Well, that's just bad, right? I'm talking about intentionally offensive satire.
Maybe things just aren't as shocking as they were back in the day. That's a hopeful spin, I suppose.
Maybe things just aren't as shocking as they were back in the day. That's a hopeful spin, I suppose.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Desensitization through saturation. 
Making the world a better place, one Wayans Brothers movie at a time.
Making the world a better place, one Wayans Brothers movie at a time.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Demea wrote:
I'd really have an "I told you so" for the world.
Well, maybe we'll wisen up and once again give people the freedom to choose which commercial bank note they use.
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