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His parents naming him Track ensured he'll never be respected.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Kavekkk wrote:
That's very self aware of you, Time.
Just thank your mother for passing on her beatable face to you.
Just as Planned.
So self aware you've started addressing yourself in the second person.
This might be a sign of DID or a full on psychotic break, come to think of it. Are you okay?
This might be a sign of DID or a full on psychotic break, come to think of it. Are you okay?
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
Cruz lies about not having insurance because of Obamacare, turns out he does have insurance then blames his insurance broker.
Poor guy, I can't imagine the pain I'd go through if my insurance broker misled me into thinking I had no insurance. Plus having my wife be mad and I'd be trying to find my new insurance -- wait, isn't that the insurance broker's job? -- so I guess now I need a new insurance broker as well, but the good news is that I don't actually need new insurance.
WSJ wrote:
Ted Cruz has health insurance, and he had it all along, his campaign said Friday night, reversing what the presidential candidate said a day earlier.
Mr. Cruz told a Manchester, N.H., audience on Thursday that he was currently uninsured — which he said infuriated his wife –after Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Texas canceled many individual policies, including his. As a result, Mr. Cruz said he was now looking to buy a new plan at sharply higher premiums, a turn of events he attributed to the Affordable Care Act, also called Obamacare. Mr. Cruz has been a harsh critic of the health law.
Mr. Cruz told a Manchester, N.H., audience on Thursday that he was currently uninsured — which he said infuriated his wife –after Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Texas canceled many individual policies, including his. As a result, Mr. Cruz said he was now looking to buy a new plan at sharply higher premiums, a turn of events he attributed to the Affordable Care Act, also called Obamacare. Mr. Cruz has been a harsh critic of the health law.
Poor guy, I can't imagine the pain I'd go through if my insurance broker misled me into thinking I had no insurance. Plus having my wife be mad and I'd be trying to find my new insurance -- wait, isn't that the insurance broker's job? -- so I guess now I need a new insurance broker as well, but the good news is that I don't actually need new insurance.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I can't believe his kids needed no health care for six months. No shots, no colds, no fevers, no routine checkups. Magical kids!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jophiel wrote:
Poor guy, I can't imagine the pain I'd go through if my insurance broker misled me into thinking I had no insurance. Plus having my wife be mad and I'd be trying to find my new insurance -- wait, isn't that the insurance broker's job? -- so I guess now I need a new insurance broker as well, but the good news is that I don't actually need new insurance.
I am wracked with grief from all of the perfectly good oxygen that is wasted passing through Ted Cruz's lungs.
No, seriously. I'm beginning to wonder now if there really is some conspiracy in place that determines who the next president will be by stuffing the pool of opposition with worthless Homer Simpson types. Or, perhaps they are actors, feigning stupidity and pretending to stumble over themselves any time it starts to look like they've garnered too much support from the voters-- yet now because the voters have become so stupid they must try extra hard.
No, seriously. I'm beginning to wonder now if there really is some conspiracy in place that determines who the next president will be by stuffing the pool of opposition with worthless Homer Simpson types. Or, perhaps they are actors, feigning stupidity and pretending to stumble over themselves any time it starts to look like they've garnered too much support from the voters-- yet now because the voters have become so stupid they must try extra hard.
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
The guy who wants to fight terrorists got tricked by an insurance salesman. 
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Kuwoobie wrote:
I am wracked with grief from all of the perfectly good oxygen that is wasted passing through Ted Cruz's lungs.
No, seriously. I'm beginning to wonder now if there really is some conspiracy in place that determines who the next president will be by stuffing the pool of opposition with worthless Homer Simpson types. Or, perhaps they are actors, feigning stupidity and pretending to stumble over themselves any time it starts to look like they've garnered too much support from the voters-- yet now because the voters have become so stupid they must try extra hard.
No, seriously. I'm beginning to wonder now if there really is some conspiracy in place that determines who the next president will be by stuffing the pool of opposition with worthless Homer Simpson types. Or, perhaps they are actors, feigning stupidity and pretending to stumble over themselves any time it starts to look like they've garnered too much support from the voters-- yet now because the voters have become so stupid they must try extra hard.
Well, at least its a more responsive system than congressional bill passage.
Just as Planned.
Trump has a press conference telling everyone he could murder someone and still not lose any steam.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
Trump has a press conference telling everyone he could murder someone and still not lose any steam.
My followers are SO STUPID....
The sad thing is, he's probably right.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
To be fair, his followers are probably in a militia and wishing that THEY could kill someone and not get in trouble for it.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Why don't we just ship all of these guys off to a crusader state or something?
Just as Planned.
I'm willing to bet that most anime fappers hold a deeply seated desire to kill someone as well so maybe there's something to the claim!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You can generally do a brisk business recruiting fighters if you offer clarity of purpose to otherwise aimless young men.
Just as Planned.
So I'm in Pella IA this week. People keep talking about Trump being there 2 days before, and apparently Rubio walked past me at breakfast. I wasn't really paying attention to be honest, one of the waiters told me. I've also learned more about the caucus system, which seems ridiculous.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Yeah, that was it.
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Gun battle between some of the rancher-occupiers and police. 1 dead so far. Wildlife center might be seiged, we shall see. Time to make some popcorn.
Just as Planned.
I think my favorite part is how the guy that died, Robert Finicum, started off adamant about "Give me liberty or give me death!" but then when the FBI started to actually move he quickly changed his tune to "Why are they being so meeeaaaaan?"
Edited, Jan 27th 2016 9:23am by lolgaxe
Edited, Jan 27th 2016 9:23am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Supposedly LaVoy Finicum (one of the protesters and the spokesman) who was killed, Ryan Bundy was wounded -- both after resisting arrest from Oregon state police and FBI. Bundy (and seven others) were arrested outside the center when they were trying to travel to some meeting or another 100 miles away. The Wildlife Center is now locked down with any unauthorized people entering the location facing arrest. So no more care packages, I suppose. the remaining occupiers say they won't leave.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Sarah Palin is endorsing Donald Trump!
While on Trump, Tuesday he said he'll boycott the last debates in Iowa because Megyn Kelly made him cry last year, marking the first time in it's history that Fox News did something right.
Edited, Jan 27th 2016 10:23am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Conservative extremist hero Cliven Bundy sez:
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I have some sons and other people there trying to protect our rights and liberties and freedoms, and now we’ve got one killed, and all I can say is, he’s sacrificed for a good purpose.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Let 'em all be heroes.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Let 'em all be heroes.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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