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#1 Jan 01 2016 at 11:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hopefully nobody is as hungover as I am.

I've resolved to quit smoking again. Started a few days ago for good measure, but of course I had a few whilst shit-faced last night. What's your resolution?
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#2 Jan 01 2016 at 11:47 AM Rating: Good
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Maintain my level of awesomeness.

True story.
#3 Jan 01 2016 at 1:04 PM Rating: Good
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Have a better year then 2015.

Really last year sucked big time for Jonwin and me.
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#4 Jan 01 2016 at 1:21 PM Rating: Good
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I made it five minutes into the year without nearly dying. It's gonna be a good year.

And I may swear off cheetos for a while.
#5 Jan 01 2016 at 6:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Accept failure without freaking out.

Of course, if I can't maintain it... HUGE FREAKOUT. Smiley: tongue
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#6 Jan 01 2016 at 9:23 PM Rating: Decent
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I have decided to make a black friend in 2016 as I currently have one friend slot open. I debated posting my friend request on craigslist, but I am not sure I want to weed out all the crazies out in search of one diamond. We will see how it goes.
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#7 Jan 02 2016 at 1:50 PM Rating: Good
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You have friend slots?
#8 Jan 02 2016 at 2:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Almalieque wrote:
You have friend slots?


Slot. Please pay attention. Are you, perchance, black?
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#9 Jan 02 2016 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
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He is.

You two are made for each other. Fill up his slot, Almalieque. I hear he likes it rough.
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#10 Jan 02 2016 at 3:28 PM Rating: Good
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angrymnk wrote:
I have decided to make a black friend in 2016 as I currently have one friend slot open. I debated posting my friend request on craigslist, but I am not sure I want to weed out all the crazies out in search of one diamond. We will see how it goes.
Shaun King could probably use a friend right now.
#11 Jan 02 2016 at 4:58 PM Rating: Decent
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
angrymnk wrote:
I have decided to make a black friend in 2016 as I currently have one friend slot open. I debated posting my friend request on craigslist, but I am not sure I want to weed out all the crazies out in search of one diamond. We will see how it goes.
Shaun King could probably use a friend right now.


How did I not know about this guy? His bio reads like a reverse uncle Ruckus story. Is that the new wave of civil rights leaders? Cripes.
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#12 Jan 02 2016 at 6:09 PM Rating: Good
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angrymnk wrote:
Is that the new wave of civil rights leaders? Cripes.
I take it you hadn't heard about Rachel Dolezal(not sure on my spelling) either?
#13 Jan 03 2016 at 10:09 AM Rating: Default
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angrymnk wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
You have friend slots?


Slot. Please pay attention. Are you, perchance, black?
So, you have no friends now and are looking for exactly one friend to put your friend count to one? Or, do you have friend slots, with one slot available?

#14 Jan 03 2016 at 8:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Almalieque wrote:
angrymnk wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
You have friend slots?


Slot. Please pay attention. Are you, perchance, black?
So, you have no friends now and are looking for exactly one friend to put your friend count to one? Or, do you have friend slots, with one slot available?



Hmm, I had two mildly close friends and lost both last year. Since two new replacements may be a little more than I can handle right now I want to start with one for now; to your point, one slot available.
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#15 Jan 04 2016 at 8:34 AM Rating: Good
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I spent some time thinking about it, and decided that "more exercise" was out of the question. I've already found my sweet spot where I can eat whatever I want and still see my junk in the shower. And "reading more" is out of the question since I feel I already read too much. I don't really have any unhealthy vices to give up. So I ended up deciding to watch more bad movies. I've resolved to watch at least three bad movies a week, and not excluding MST3k or other riff included versions.
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