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#1 Feb 27 2016 at 11:34 PM Rating: Good
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I went to a birthday party for a bunny this evening. It was exactly as exciting as you'd expect.

Wheeeee?
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#2 Feb 28 2016 at 12:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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Lepus sylvaticus or Playboy?
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#3 Feb 28 2016 at 12:40 AM Rating: Good
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That was my first question as well.
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#4 Feb 28 2016 at 2:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, you were home by 11:30 do it couldn't have been that great.
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#5 Feb 28 2016 at 8:34 AM Rating: Good
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We started drinking at 2pm, but it was a party for an actual ******* rabbit. Who has a birthday party for their ******* rabbit?
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Did you get the rabbit drunk? And laid?
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#7 Feb 28 2016 at 11:20 AM Rating: Good
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I bet that rabbit was ******* pissed, smashed, positively lawn-mowered.
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#8 Feb 28 2016 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
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I bet that rabbit was ******* ******* smashed, positively lawn-mowered.


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#9 Feb 29 2016 at 8:28 AM Rating: Good
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So who got to bash the bunny?
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#10 Feb 29 2016 at 7:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Demea wrote:
We started drinking at 2pm, but it was a party for an actual ******* rabbit. Who has a birthday party for their ******* rabbit?


Ok. For a moment there, I did my patented brain-fart name swap thing, and thought Joph had been invited to said party. To which, my initial response was "and they invited Joph "Bunny Killer" to this thing?". Then re-read, and all is right with the world. Well, except for the whole fact of someone having a birthday party for a rabbit at all. Which is just freaking strange.
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#11 Mar 01 2016 at 10:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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There's a discouraging lack of bunny pictures in this thread.
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#12 Mar 01 2016 at 11:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Here, all the centerfold Bunnies. NWS
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#13 Mar 01 2016 at 11:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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#14 Mar 01 2016 at 11:47 AM Rating: Good
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Needs more origin story.
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#15 Mar 01 2016 at 12:13 PM Rating: Good
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My grandmother made me a rag doll that I named Funny Bunny. I still have her with some of the clothes she made for her too.
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#16 Mar 01 2016 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
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In other bunny news. Mount St. Mary's President resigns over comparing freshmen to bunnies who need to have there heads bashed in.
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#17 Mar 01 2016 at 12:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Protip: if you use genocidal metaphors in regards to people they're going to have difficulty believing you want to help them.
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#18 Mar 01 2016 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
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Just say it's for health care reasons, even if all available data shows otherwise.
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#19 Mar 01 2016 at 2:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Little Simon Newman, hoppin' through the forest, pickin' up the freshmen and boppin' 'em on the head...
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#20 Mar 01 2016 at 3:51 PM Rating: Good
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ElneClare wrote:
Here, all the centerfold Bunnies. NWS


My main takeaway from this is that the fifties had **** hairstyles.
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#21 Mar 01 2016 at 5:44 PM Rating: Good
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Kavekkk wrote:
ElneClare wrote:
Here, all the centerfold Bunnies. NWS


My main takeaway from this is that the fifties had **** hairstyles an erection.


Fixed.
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