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#1 Oct 09 2016 at 1:38 AM Rating: Good
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The first relief pitcher to hit a home run in a post-season game since 1924.

Cubes!
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#2 Oct 09 2016 at 9:50 AM Rating: Good
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Have they been Gleamed?
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#3 Oct 10 2016 at 7:41 AM Rating: Good
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Cubs suck. Smiley: mad
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Cubs suck. Smiley: mad


That's okay because everyone else sucks more.
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#5 Oct 23 2016 at 10:32 AM Rating: Good
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#6 Oct 24 2016 at 8:36 AM Rating: Good
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Choke. Smiley: motz
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#7 Oct 24 2016 at 4:02 PM Rating: Good
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Rooting for ya. As a Sox fan, i can understand your misery. Plus, ***** Cleveland.
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#8 Nov 03 2016 at 2:50 AM Rating: Good
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Congrats RedSox Cubs.


Sorry, so many ex-Sox in this series, I forgot they weren't actually in it.
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#9 Nov 03 2016 at 3:42 AM Rating: Good
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Congrats RedSox Cubs.


Sorry, so many ex-Sox in this series, I forgot they weren't actually in it.



Man, that guy who predicted the Cubs winning in his yearbook is gonna get laid by all of Chicago.
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#10 Nov 03 2016 at 8:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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2.72 million people in Chicago, so if he does like maybe 20 a day that's 68,000 days, which is about 186.17 years.

Hmmm, that's not going to work. How old is he now? To do it in 60 years means having sex with about 60 people a day. Assuming you'd even have that long, since if the fatigue doesn't get you I'd think some kind of STD, and more likely many kinds of STDs, would find you. Not to mention who really wants to have sex with a 80 year old man who's slept with 2.7 million other people. The luster would fade eventually. Would need to be done a lot quicker than that...

Even a quick, pop-it-in then pop-it-out, would take what, maybe 15 seconds per person if we're trying to be efficient here. 4 per minute * 60 minutes * 16 hours a day would be 3,840 people a day. That would take you almost 709 days, or nearly 2 years. That's probably doable before you die from some disease, wear and tear is a whole different concern of course.
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#11 Nov 03 2016 at 8:34 AM Rating: Good
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You could probably cut that time in half by multitasking and get penetrated while penetrating.
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#12 Nov 03 2016 at 8:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hey now, there's a good idea.

Wonder if we could include oral too and be done before the first child support bill shows up...

Edited, Nov 3rd 2016 7:42am by someproteinguy
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#13 Nov 03 2016 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good
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They did the thing. Next year is now. The longest drought in sports history is over.

Fuck yes, Cubbies.
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#14 Nov 03 2016 at 11:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm not any sort of big sports fan but that was a pretty epic game Smiley: thumbsup
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#15 Nov 03 2016 at 4:07 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm not any sort of big sports fan but that was a pretty epic game Smiley: thumbsup


A friend of mine is a huge Cubs fan. When they were 3 games out (with, you know, only three games to play), I was like "yeah, he's not going to be happy". Was shocked that they managed to turn the series around and force a game 7. I tuned in about 2/3rds of the way through the game yesterday and saw them up 6 to 3, and was like "Ok. He's gotta be happy now". Then watched them nearly lose it in the 8th (or was it bottom of the 7th, I forget), and I'm like "Oh noes!". Then there was something about rain. Which, I guess, cleared their heads a bit and got them rolling again. Then I see them cheering.

Nice roller coaster of a game really. I'm not a big baseball fan, so I rarely tune in (even for Series games). But that was definitely worth watching. Curse of the goat lifted now? Or just allowed to pass this one time? Duh duh dun!!!
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#16 Nov 05 2016 at 10:58 AM Rating: Good
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