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#1 Aug 11 2017 at 8:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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My 16 year old knocked up his girlfriend.
#2 Aug 11 2017 at 8:45 PM Rating: Good
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That sucks / Congrats
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#3 Aug 11 2017 at 8:49 PM Rating: Good
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Yodabunny wrote:
My 16 year old knocked up his girlfriend.


At least your 16 year old is the one knocking someone up rather than being knocked up. And now you get a grandkid.
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#4 Aug 11 2017 at 9:45 PM Rating: Good
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TirithRR wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
My 16 year old knocked up his girlfriend.


At least your 16 year old is the one knocking someone up rather than being knocked up. And now you get a grandkid.


Worst. Comforting. Ever!!

Edited, Aug 11th 2017 9:48pm by Bijou
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Last week, I saw a guy with an eyepatch and a gold monocle and pointed him out to Flea as one of the most awesome things I've seen, ever. If I had an eyepatch and a gold monocle, I'd always dress up as Mr. Peanut but with a hook hand and a parrot.
#5 Aug 11 2017 at 9:46 PM Rating: Good
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Double!!

Edited, Aug 11th 2017 9:48pm by Bijou
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Last week, I saw a guy with an eyepatch and a gold monocle and pointed him out to Flea as one of the most awesome things I've seen, ever. If I had an eyepatch and a gold monocle, I'd always dress up as Mr. Peanut but with a hook hand and a parrot.
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Triple!!


Edited, Aug 11th 2017 9:48pm by Bijou
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Last week, I saw a guy with an eyepatch and a gold monocle and pointed him out to Flea as one of the most awesome things I've seen, ever. If I had an eyepatch and a gold monocle, I'd always dress up as Mr. Peanut but with a hook hand and a parrot.
#7 Aug 12 2017 at 12:02 AM Rating: Good
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When's the episode airing on MTV so I can DVR it?
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#8 Aug 12 2017 at 9:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yodabunny wrote:
My 16 year old knocked up his girlfriend.

Is she 32? This might work out okay.
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#9 Aug 12 2017 at 1:21 PM Rating: Good
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Yodabunny wrote:
My 16 year old knocked up his girlfriend.
He'd fit right in with my extended family.

Do you need someone to help bury his body, or have you already taken care of it?
#10 Aug 12 2017 at 2:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Can't bury him, he needs to take care of a baby now, maybe some waterboarding.
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Jokes aside, this is obviously a tough time and it sounds as though she will be keeping the baby. I hope that the baby and parents will receive love and support from both sides and the baby is ultimately a blessing despite the hard road ahead.
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#12 Aug 12 2017 at 3:11 PM Rating: Good
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Well, my mother was pregnant with me before she was married and at 16 years old (She got married about 6 months after she got pregnant, to my father). I'm a mostly successful individual and my parents are still together 34 years later.

So all hope is not lost!
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I'm a mostly successful individual...


Smiley: dubious
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#14 Aug 12 2017 at 5:12 PM Rating: Good
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Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
I'm a mostly successful individual...


Smiley: dubious


Well, some people here may question my mental health...

But I am college educated, have a good job, own a home, etc.
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#15 Aug 12 2017 at 6:23 PM Rating: Good
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I kid, I kid!
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#16 Aug 12 2017 at 7:37 PM Rating: Good
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At 16 I'm assuming finances will be an issue for him. I'd recommend you tell him to start researching the aid he can get, WIC, etc.
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I recommend you shop around for a sturdy belt.
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Of the chastity variety.
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Of the chastity variety.
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And the whole danged human comedy keeps perpetuating itself through the generations.
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#21 Aug 13 2017 at 12:38 AM Rating: Good
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Yodabunny wrote:
Can't bury him, he needs to take care of a baby now, maybe some waterboarding.
Use the life insurance payout(he died because of an accident, after all) to hire someone less stupid to take care of the baby. Duh. Smiley: tongue
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At 16 I'm assuming finances will be an issue for him. I'd recommend you tell him to start researching the aid he can get, WIC, etc.
They live in Canada. We don't have any social nets.
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#23 Aug 14 2017 at 5:58 PM Rating: Good
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Or defenses against double posts.


Edited, Aug 14th 2017 9:00pm by Uglysasquatch
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#24 Aug 27 2017 at 9:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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He's starting his adult life far too early, but he's lucky to have you. This is a beginning, an unfortunately early beginning, but not an end, and I hope he realizes that. I'm sad that he's going to miss what should be a part of what we've come, in modern times, to value as a part of his childhood years, but he can do this with your help. I hope he can do his part to assure her, especially if she is of similar age, that she's not alone. A baby is no easy trial, at any age and the village has become devalued while never more necessary. Congratulations my friend.

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#25 Sep 12 2017 at 6:37 AM Rating: Good
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What do the new parents want? It's a family meeting involving both sides and discussing what everyone wants so a plan can be made to ensure the best possible future for the new parents, their relationship, and the child to be.
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Allegory wrote:
Of the chastity variety.
Just like this reply, it's probably too late for that.
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