'twas the night before Friday, and was quiet, nothing stirred, except a bored member and a few dosen members on the forums. And so we being our story about several truely gentlemanly figures intelligently and calmly debating a certain issue.
Against Omen #1: "Greeting's everyone, I beleive it would be in your best interests to know I beleive Omen is botting as I've been part of their linkshell. I don't like the leader either."
Against Omen #2: "I do believe so too, dear boy, as my experience with them and HNMs has been less than satisfactory."
For Omen #1: "Oh dear! What ever makes you feel we are botting? I do propose that one brings forth some evidence. On a side note, I hate you."
Against Omen #1: "One does beleive from the actions of said linkshell that the members do bot and one finds it quite dishonourable and it should be brought to public eyes. I also find you to be quite intimidating and childish."
For Omen #2: "I don't believe one knows what one is talking about, I do ask you to mayhap never open ones mouth again."
Neutral #1: "Oh! I do believe my popcorn's ready! Jolly good!"
For Omen #1: "Again, I beseech you to bring evidence of said botting, if one cannot, I politely ask you to please shut the damned **** up."
Newnamed person against Omen #1: "I don't like you and you can't spell."
Neutral #2: "Oh blast! I've missed the first 5 minutes of Fenrir's daily drama, I'm glad I set up my recorder!"
Against Omen #3: "I do find it very interesting that Omen does not say they do not bot."
For Omen #3: "I do beleive it necessary to point out once again that one does not have sufficient proof to pin this on us."
For Omen #4: "Tlw mpk's yet you accuse us of botting? It seems mightly unfair, dear boy."
Against Omen #4: "I beseech you to bring evidence of tlw's mpking."
Neutral #1: "I do seem to be out of popcorn, what a jolly awful thing to happen. Ah but I should not mind, this drama does seem to get repetitive."
Against Omen #2: "I do beleive we saw a character of yours warp, do you perhaps wish to explain this?"
For Omen #1: "Would you be a dear and bring forth some evidence?"
Against Omen #5: "I find what you said to me over ffxi to be quite offensive, I just wish you to know no offense was taken."
For Omen #5: "I find your actions to seem quite offended, one would appologise but I must make some tea and I don't like you."
Neutral #3: "I beleive you both are contradicting yourselves and should die."
For Omen #1: "I do beleive you should concider that quote in your signature as a real life move, dear boy."
Neutral #3: "What a bloody good idea! However one had already thought of it and is executing said motive as we speak."
Neutral #4: "Excuse me chaps, would one mind while I go philosphical of sorts?"
For Omen #6: "I must say, I beleive those against us are just angry, not to offend or anything."
Neutral #5: "I like horses from ****."
Neutral #4: "I like glue."
Neutral #6: "Do you like my grammar symbol robot?"
Random Other Person #1: "I don't like RB."
For Omen #7: "I do beleive it about time to bring back the old stolen stuff thing again. It was him. God day to you all!"
Yetanothernuetral: "Oh I must disagree! I believe it was someone else!"
New Named person Against Omen #2: "Oh my dear people, can you not pity them? They surely need to get out more. Not that I managed to think this answer through. Also, here's a cartoon enforcing something."
And so the thread deteriorated into a meaningless spam pit which everyone proceeded to post in not really remembering why it existed in the first place; and the narator felt much more fulfilled as the boredom he had suffered before this had subsided.
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