oh lawdFollow

i been out drinking all night. its 1 am and im ****** hammered. i wanna hear everyones best drunk stories. ill post mine tommorrow wehn im a lil more sobre cause its funny and its quite long. so uh yeah.... get to it peoples

on my 21st bday last year, me and my buddies started drinkin at a friends apartment. we start beer-bonging and go through a couple cases when someone says "hey lets go to the bar". so we hop in some cars (my buddy was driving his truck with me in it) and take off. next thing i know there's a cop car behind us with his lights going and my friend is going "well this sucks" with a big *** grin on his face (hes a little nuts like that). so the cops give him the roadside test and throw him in the cop car and drive off, leaving me on the side of the road shouting to my friends who were at the bar only a couple streets away. so we proceed to get absolutely obliterated and this is where the story gets fun. i only remember bits and pieces but i remember being picked up about 5 blocks from the bar by some german tourists and then being droppped off at a motel. which i promptly wandered away from and ended up in some mexican guys back yard. so the next thing i know i black out and wake up at 5 am dirty and trying to walk onto a freeway onramp. i get a little ways out onto the freeway and then realize that its a bad idea to try to walk 7 miles to my home on a freeway. so i call my wife from a payphone and find out when she picks me up that ive lost my car keys, my wallet, and 1 sock (i have no idea lol). so that was my 21st birthday party. fun fun XD