A little boy was standing in front of a mirror in the restroom in the city of Jeuno, when in walked a Dark Knight, dressed in his full AF gear. The little boy turned to the Dark Knight and said, "Wow! Are you a Dark Knight?"
The Dark Knight replied, "Why, yes I am, young man. Would you like to wear my helment?"
"Boy, would I!," said the little boy. He took the helment and placed it on his head and turned to admire himself in the mirror.
As he was looking in the mirror, he heard the door open and through a ray of bright light, a man entered the room. But, this was not just a man -- he was more than a man. He was an Dragoon Knight.
The little boy turned and went over to the stranger. As he approached him, he could see the reflection in his armor. His eyes widened as he stared up at the Dragoon Knight's chest. He tried to speak, but he couldn't. Finally, he took a deep breath, and managed to say, "Excuse me, Sir. Are you a Dragoon Knight?"
The stranger replied with a thunderous voice, "Why yes, I am!! Would you like to shine my boots?"
The little boy smiled, and said, "Oh, no sir!! I'm not a Dark Knight. I'm just wearing his helment!"
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