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#77 Oct 07 2004 at 4:03 PM Rating: Good
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#78 Oct 07 2004 at 4:14 PM Rating: Good
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One statement to describe San D'oria:
Freaking. bagpipes.

:p Elvaan Windurstian, and will NEVER go to San D'oria for no reason. >_>; It's not smart to bite a Elvaan's kneecaps if all they have there are bones and skin. x_x;; Damn vampire midgets.

Rate up. xP;
#79 Oct 07 2004 at 6:24 PM Rating: Decent
hello there elvaan muahahahah mark my words you will PAY.

im spyro the dragoon and im going to get you...ummm yes my lance is a galka toothpick .. so stop asking its better then the galka fork i had last week lol cya guys
#80 Oct 07 2004 at 6:33 PM Rating: Good
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Okay, that's just uncalled for. I can live without a wife, but no ****? /slap Elvaans

...You all will pay... -_-;;
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#81 Oct 07 2004 at 7:00 PM Rating: Excellent
You just watch, the taru of the world will unite and...bite you in the a$$, or well somewhere. Then we will rule the world!
#82 Oct 07 2004 at 7:07 PM Rating: Good
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And here I was expecting a serious complain thread...

XDD

Rate up, baybee...I needed that laugh.

Just remember, everyone: No matter how havily SE favors Elvaan, Mithra will always be better. ^_^
#83 Oct 07 2004 at 7:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Yes many a time i was fishing outside the Sea Serpants grotto only to see to my left a long Sahagin fishing as well. Well give him a /tell asking hows the fishing going. Nothing....

I ask again and once again no response. Before i know it a couple of his buddies from across the map come walking right up to me and beat the snot out of me.

Damned Sahagin Fish bots. One day...o yes one day i shall have my revenge upon you all.
#84 Oct 07 2004 at 7:35 PM Rating: Decent
A great thread, good laughs. :)

I at first thought you were serious, and started thinking this was another dumb rant. But it didn't take too long until I realized you weren't serious. Rate Up. ^^
#85 Oct 07 2004 at 7:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Saboruto wrote:
Ok, I've had it. I am absolutely disgusted with the kind of open racism SE is showing these days. It's getting ridiculous and I'm deeply offended. It's already painfully clear that they favour one race over everyone else and it has to stop. I know I'm not the first person to complain about this, nor will I be the last, but I MUST voice my objections to their current policies. I know everyone hates "SE is racist!" threads, but bear with me and read on, because this has been eating at me for some time now and it needs to be said.

You see, it's plain to me (and many others) based upon a number of factors, that Square Enix shows blatant favouritism towards those self-important, isolationist, too-good-for-the-rest-of-us elvaan. And I'm sick of it! Let's look at the facts, shall we?

1) The other four races are forced to share living quarters in pairs, but the elvaan get an entire kingdom all to themselves. Those poor humes and galka are stuck in the most godforsaken, desolate part of the world, and we tarus and our mithra friends have been given a "reservation" to live on. How considerate. We're not even allowed to open casinos on our "reservation" since legalised gambling is exclusively San d'Orian (remember that guy near the mog house in South San d'Oria who always wants to bet you 10 gil?)

2) San d'Oria has a huge, beautiful, modern cathedral. Do you know what Bastok has? A "house of worship" the size of a midget's broom-closet in the middle of all the sweat and grime and oil and fumes of the metalworks. And again, Windurst gets the shaft. We're not even PERMITTED to practice religion. And on a related note (point 2b), San d'Oria gets all of the white mage artifact quests. Everyone knows tarus make the best mages and elvaan are 2nd-to-worst, so why do THEY get the WHM artifact quests, hmm? VERY suspicious. Could this be part of S-E's plot to encourage elvaan WHMs, eliminating the need for more magically oriented races like the humes, mithra and tarus?

3) San d'Oria has the most convenient access to Jeuno. San d'Orians simply have to get on a chocobo, ride through the beautiful scenery of Ronfaure, pass through a mere HALF of La Theine, then we're back to a surrounding of peaceful trees in Jugner Forest, and then AGAIN they have a mere half-zone trip, this time across Batallia Downs. Meanwhile, Bastokans have to go through an entire extra zone to get to Jeuno (North Gustaberg... notice that San d'Orians don't have to go through both of THEIR newbie areas?), and Windurstians have to go through Meriphataud Mountans with it's annoying weaving road and stupid mountains (it might as well count as two zones). So, the elvaan have a nice, short, scenic trip while the rest of us have to pray our chocobo doesn't leave us stranded in the middle of nowhere, far from civilisation.

4) San d'Oria has the easiest Teleport quest. Teleport-Holla is so ridiculously easy, the scroll sells for a mere 8,000 gil on Fairy. CLEARLY this is S-E's way of encouraging travel to San d'Oria. Meanwhile, Windurst's Teleport-Mea is absolutely RIDICULOUSLY hard to do, and thus sells for a tonne on the auction. And Bastok, with it's moderately difficult teleport quest, STILL gets stuck with having to travel a whole extra zone from their crag. S-E is obviously wanting people to go to San d'Oria, and equally obvious, they're trying to make it HARDER to get to Bastok or Windurst. FAVOURITISM, PEOPLE!

5) Can someone explain to me why Bastok is forced to share its smithing guild with San d'Oria? Bastok is a mining town. San d'Oria is a logging town. Again, favouritism. S-E wants to make sure their precious elvaans are clad in the latest armour, so they gave San d'Oria a free bonus guild.

6) San d'Orians don't just enjoy easy travel to Jeuno, their newbies enjoy the easiest travel to Valkurm Dunes as well. Bastokans have to go through that horribly dangerous tunnel filled with aggroing, linking bats. And Windurstians have to struggle through goblin hordes in Buburimu and vicious undead pirates and killer octopi on the ferry (which they have to PAY for.. paying for the "priveledge" of going to Valkurm Dunes, HA!) just to HOPE they make it safely.

7) San d'Orians, at some point, randomly took control of Rabao from its rightful owner, Bastok. Altepa Desert is the native home of the galka. It's connected DIRECTLY TO BASTOK via Korroloka Tunnel. So, why then is the auction house in Rabao linked to San d'Oria's auction house? Again, racism on S-E's part. It's disgusting how blatant their bias is.

8) And if you're thinking "Oh, well S-E USED to be racist but I'm sure they've gotten better by now!", think again. With the introduction of Chains of Promathia, San d'Oria has been blessed with a MOST unfair advantage. Apparently, easy access to Valkurm Dunes wasn't enough for Square's favourite children, so the game designers added an area to REPLACE the later levels of Valkurm, and linked it directly to North San d'Oria. Carpenters' Landing is the ideal place for late teens-early 20's to level, but is it centrally located for all to enjoy? I say not, my friends!

9) This one may surprise some people to learn, but I've done extensive tests and experiments, and there's only one conclusion: elvaan have a ping advantage when it comes to camping NMs due to their freakishly-long necks, they see the mob before the rest of us since they have the high-ground advantage... Additionally, the servers are located in San d'Oria which is HORRIBLY unfair to the rest of us, since it results in a 0.00028ms delay. Don't bother complaining to the GMs about it, either. A GM will almost always respond to an elvaan call before any other race so you may not even hear back from a GM for several hours (and when you do, their response is always "Have you blacklisted the offending nation?"). And god help you if it's your word against an elf's (yes, I used a racial slur, but it's justified! Damn those elves, damn them to hell!) The elvaan can train on you, steal your mobs, steal your wife, steal your ****, steal your cream cheese bagel, steal your house-trained beagle, and steal your bard friend's bugle and beat you to death with it, and the GMs will send YOU to jail for harassment. I know, it happened to me. "Legomyeggolas" on Fairy owes me... oh, he owes me GOOD.

10) My final point in this rant will be enough to convince ANYONE of the racism prevalent in this game. I want you all to think for a moment, about the royal family of San d'Oria. Think about the president of Bastok. Think about the Star Sybil of Windurst.... one of these three is not like the others. The president's office is always open, 24/7, for you to air your problems with Bastok's leader. Heavens Tower is an inviting, welcoming locale in the heart of Windurst. But the Chateau? Oh no, unless you're San d'Orian or on some "official business" they won't even let you in the door. S-E is obviously allowing the elves (there's that slur again, I get ugly when I'm mad) to isolate themselves from the rest of the world, fueling their superiority complex. Those xenophobic bastards... I've even started to see "ELV ONLY" in their search comments. SICKENING.

I'm going to have to go now, I'm so sick of this racism issue that I may be ill. The preferential treatment has to stop! Sign below if you're with me, and we'll petition S-E to stop the madness!

Edited, Thu Oct 7 09:08:59 2004 by Saboruto


Smiley: jawdrop

OMG its so obvious now!
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#86 Oct 07 2004 at 8:01 PM Rating: Good
LOl, I'm an Elvaan Female and hell you may as well make me feel bad for what you said about us^_^; But hey, what can I say but that I'm a proud San d'Orian eh. But sheesh I was laughing like crazy when I read this post, Excellent for Ya^_^ <--she's still laughing too, just thinking about it^_^;
What can I say but that Altana must've mojo'd some Elvaan well enough to have us smiled upon as we are \ (^_^) /
BTW...Sorry Altana I was joking! m(_ _)m <--have pity on her

But don't worry...Taru's are so damn cute^_^ love their lil dance huh. Humes, you're average and all but meh what can I say but...Hey! Mithra's...you put some tail-swinging action into Vana'Diel for us ~Where are those Male Mithra's of yours?! Stop hiding them please! Galka's...big, burly...not good looking but you're strength has got ya somewhere eh^_^; <--getting called a meat shield herself cause of her 43 PLD/WAR tanking abilities, but no worries Galk's you're the Originals^_^
Gimme a /wave or a /slap even if I annoy ya ~sorry in advanced~ in Unicorn^_^
#87 Oct 07 2004 at 9:58 PM Rating: Decent
Ha! Rate up!

Anyways, I am a Hume from San d'Oria simply because, when I started, Sandy was the best looking of the three. Now at My level I can honestly say that Windy and Bastok suck of their own accord. I mean, You can find your way through Sandy so easily. Send a newbie to Windy without a map and he'll start yelling for help after a few hours. And Bastok is so bland.

Sandy also has the best backstory. *wink wink*
#88 Oct 07 2004 at 10:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Each and every point of the original post can be demolished by the fact that we have low DEX.

Low DEX > All other problems in the world combined

Dexterity is life. Mana too.

And yes Sandoria is better. We might be slightly corrupt but we don't have slaves and never surrender or collaborate with the beastmen.

By the way, I'd rate up but kind of pointless when you're already maxed.
#89 Oct 07 2004 at 10:19 PM Rating: Decent
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That has got to be the funniest thing I've ever read!!!!
#90 Oct 07 2004 at 10:27 PM Rating: Default
That post owned me.
#91 Oct 07 2004 at 10:28 PM Rating: Good
I would definatly rate this post up, that was hilarious.
#92 Oct 08 2004 at 4:29 AM Rating: Decent
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By the way, I'd rate up but kind of pointless when you're already maxed.


Rate-ups are never pointless. Just because the individual post is rated 5.00 doesn't mean your rating doesn't count towards the user's overall karma level. Not fishing for rate-ups here, but this is something a lot of people don't know and I didn't know until Illia told me, so I've made it something of a mission to inform others of this when I can. Feel free to rate me up if you liked the thread, though. ;)
#93 Oct 08 2004 at 7:20 AM Rating: Default
dude that was a riot!!

rate up
#94 Oct 08 2004 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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AA EV is the hardest one :(
#95 Oct 08 2004 at 7:32 AM Rating: Decent
At leastn we have nice hairstyles and CHINS unlike those fecked up manky abstokians

come on, even the lil people can buiod wooden houses ¬.¬ your still makeing mudhuts! stupid bastokians!
#96 Oct 08 2004 at 7:44 AM Rating: Decent
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Every time I look at your avatar, I know that it canot be a serious post, I mean, comeon, IT'S A DRUNKEN TARU!!!
#97 Oct 08 2004 at 7:57 AM Rating: Good
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At leastn we have nice hairstyles and CHINS unlike those fecked up manky abstokians

come on, even the lil people can buiod wooden houses ¬.¬ your still makeing mudhuts! stupid bastokians!


(Sleep)(You can have this.) Lol, your first setence has the kind of typos I make after staying up all night.
#98 Oct 08 2004 at 8:13 AM Rating: Excellent
I can't believe the most obvious form of elvaan favouritism hasn't been mentioned yet -- chocobos! The elvaan have the entire chocobo market in their pocket! Have you ever noticed who you rent your chocobo from? That's right! An elvaan. With the exception of one lone tarutaru in Windurst (and you know she's only there because of the Windurst Labour Union), elvaans run all the chocobo stables in town and at the crags!

It's the elvaan keeping chocobo prices high! It is the elvaan keeping us from having our own chocobos, so they can guarantee their flow of gil from chocobo rentals (how do you think they were able to afford to build San D'oria in the first place? That's right, chocobo money!). We must all rise together and stop this viscious chocobo cartel that the elvaan have started!

>.>
#99 Oct 10 2004 at 9:27 AM Rating: Decent
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Elvaans make 2nd to worst mages? My friend on Lakshmi, Smokey, is a 71 elvaan whm/blm with 933 MP, as much as a taru and his MND is so much higher than one.
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Same sorta thing with Watusa. I saw him fishing on the ferry one time. It felt like a hollywood celebrity sighting.
#100 Oct 10 2004 at 10:33 AM Rating: Decent
O.o
The others are on to us... at least they will never be able to figure out our secret code "neck-shake"...

/em runs into Chateau d'Oraguille and throws San d'Orian carrots and grapes at all the non-elvann passerby
#101 Oct 10 2004 at 11:53 AM Rating: Decent
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As a Galka, I think we are the most discriminated against. We used to have Bastok all to our-selves, till the Humes came in and sorta "enslaved" us all to work their mines, kill their monsters, and basically do their dirty work. Do not underestimate the power of the Galka. We will rise again!!!

Bastok is the most racist city in the game. That's why I am proud to call myself a Windurstian. Those little Taru's and Mithra's like having me around too.
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