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#1 Jan 17 2005 at 3:32 PM Rating: Decent
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We all have sat here and squirmed at the sight of yet another "JP r teh suxxors!", "OMG...did you know we have gil sellers?! *gasp*", and "Sign My Petition to end all Petitions" type of posts...and all of their ackward hybrid combinations.


I have thought of an excelent idea to put an end to such redundancy! The FFXI Forum Xeno-Inquisition, which, to make sure there isn't any confusion, will be abbreviated as FFXI.

The job of anyone who would like to be part of the FFXI Team is simple. Everytime you see a redundant thread, you MUST do everything in your power to hijack it!

YES! HIJACK!


It may seem like an act of terroism, but it isn't! Just look at how well it works:

"omg wtf, the other day i was camping leaping lizzy and there were lik...omg....231 botters! i would never have thot ppl would use bots and stuff.

im making a petition to..."

"/slap

Did you know that for every 6 women born on earth, only 1 man is born? Yes, the ratio of woman to man is 6:1. Were we intended to be pimps?

Discuss."


There! See how simple it is? We are thy TRUE FFXI Team. We are higher than mods, more powerful than Admins (Pfft...I wish), we are the FFXI Forum Xeno-Inquisition!

Start of by hijacking THIS very thread! Yes! THIS one your reading! Just look at it...it's a thread that berates EXACTLY what it is!

Hijack this! Add "FFXI Team Member" to your siggy!

Join me, and together, we shall make the FFXI Forum alive once again!

Now...hijack this thread! *boss type of music starts to play*

Edited, May 29th 2008 6:35pm by Kaolian
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#2 Jan 17 2005 at 3:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Did you know that one hung over man approximatly age 21 (hmm maybe 26 but whos counting) can lift exactly 45234 LBS of material from 11:00 AM EST to 3:15 PM EST ?????


Anyone know of a good chiropractor?

#3 Jan 17 2005 at 3:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Did you know that working for gil can be rewarding?
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Edit: inserting my signature Hijack move..

Nobody expects the Spanish.. I mean FFXI Forum Xeno-Inquisition!



Even more interesting is the fact that having six fingers and toes is a dominant trait. We came to have 5 fingers/toes through in-breeding.



Edited, Mon Jan 17 15:47:09 2005 by PsiChi
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Ouch...how is that even possible?

I don't think I can lift much...of anything...now that I think about it. Is it normal for me to feel tired off of picking up a phone from a desk too often?


I always feel the burn after like...4-5 calls, I swear.
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#6 Jan 17 2005 at 3:51 PM Rating: Decent
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So on Saturday I went out on a date with the new flavor of the month. Keep in mind that this was my first date in like a year so I was feeling rather out of sorts.

This was sort of a blind date for me so already I was on edge. I meet this girl at the castles and coasters between where she lives and I live. We then drove around for like 45 minutes trying to find a place to eat and talking all the way.

Eventually we end up at Sweet Tomatoes and we ate some and talked for a while longer.

By the time the date was over it was like wed known each other for years. Im thinking of seeing her again but im not all that sure that I actually want to have any types of relationships at this point in my life.

She has a bachelors degree, her own place and her own car and shes only 21 ( im 23). My main thing is I almost feel intimidated by this. Kinda pondering my choices at the moment and getting ever more confused by the moment.

Discuss






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#7 Jan 17 2005 at 3:56 PM Rating: Decent
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You shouldn't let your pride get in the way to something can could maybe really make you happy. So what if she has a better jump at life than you, that should more or less push you towards at bettering yourself versus feeling tiny around her.

I say just go for it. What's the worst that could happen?


STD...child birth...emotional trauma...bah, forget those! :-P
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#8 Jan 17 2005 at 3:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Did you know the human body has enough nerves to make a cable so long it could go from Earth to the Sun and Back?

(Useless Info Forum)

Keep posting useless info on this thread, so we can Hijack it from Exodus. ^^
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She has a bachelors degree, her own place and her own car and shes only 21 ( im 23). My main thing is I almost feel intimidated by this. Kinda pondering my choices at the moment and getting ever more confused by the moment.


Sounds like she is the perfect person to take care of YOU! lol >.<
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#10 Jan 17 2005 at 3:58 PM Rating: Decent
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PsiChi the Flatulent wrote:
Edit: inserting my signature Hijack move..

Nobody expects the Spanish.. I mean FFXI Forum Xeno-Inquisition!



Even more interesting is the fact that having six fingers and toes is a dominant trait. We came to have 5 fingers/toes through in-breeding.



Edited, Mon Jan 17 15:47:09 2005 by PsiChi


Way ahead of you...though I didn't know about that inbreeding thing... Smiley: jawdrop
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#11 Jan 17 2005 at 4:22 PM Rating: Default
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I didnt even talk to her on Sunday and I have yet to speak to her today.

She is also a teacher BTW which in itself is HOT.

So im concluding at this point that either shes been too busy to call or doesnt want to talk to me again. The date went well and I think im afraid to try and commit to anything again because of being crushed more than once in the past.

It was the first date, which means nothing. But if she did like me another to go out again ill consider my options at that time.

Thanks Exo
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Allakhazam seems to like Double Penetration lately.



Edited, Mon Jan 17 16:23:26 2005 by Zadiel
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Dutchess Zadiel wrote:
I didnt even talk to her on Sunday and I have yet to speak to her today.

She is also a teacher BTW which in itself is HOT.

So im concluding at this point that either shes been too busy to call or doesnt want to talk to me again. The date went well and I think im afraid to try and commit to anything again because of being crushed more than once in the past.

It was the first date, which means nothing. But if she did like me another to go out again ill consider my options at that time.

Thanks Exo



Anytime, dude. Smiley: smile Just go for it! Here's rootin for ya! Smiley: chug
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#14 Jan 17 2005 at 4:29 PM Rating: Good
Did you know that 100% of all deaths are fatal?

If you can prove otherwise then you should reply to this post. :)
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NuclearMayhem wrote:
Did you know that 100% of all deaths are fatal?

If you can prove otherwise then you should reply to this post. :)



ROFL I couldn't help but laugh at that one. XD
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#16 Jan 17 2005 at 4:37 PM Rating: Decent
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FFXI should be considerd illegal drug use (due to its addictive nature ). I mean play it once and come back for more. Try taking a break from it ,and you jones for it.
#17 Jan 17 2005 at 4:48 PM Rating: Decent
Tamales make my bottom burble.
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The only 100% proven method of birth control is abstinence. Use protection!

ALLAKHAZAM XENO-INQUISITOR GALLICK REPORTING!
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Recent discoveries have led Scientists to believe 8/10 shoes have worn out soles; this leads to the disturbing question-
Can hair think?
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Nothingnessd wrote:
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Recent discoveries have led Scientists to believe 8/10 shoes have worn out soles; this leads to the disturbing question-
Can hair think?


Yes.


Next question! Smiley: tongue
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#21 Jan 17 2005 at 5:07 PM Rating: Decent
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4,000 people are injured by tea pots every year...

(That. and I have a friend who was cut by a shampoo bottle. How in the world does someone manage to be cut be a shampoo bottle?)
#22 Jan 17 2005 at 5:08 PM Rating: Default
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Double~

Edited, Mon Jan 17 17:15:30 2005 by Kalainen
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triple!

Edited, Mon Jan 17 17:12:38 2005 by Kalainen
#24 Jan 17 2005 at 5:12 PM Rating: Default
Recent discoveries lead Exodus to believe that hair can think. This begs the question-

If a Galka is covered in corn oil, does he have to pay the toll on the parkway??
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If a Galka is covered in corn oil, does he have to pay the toll on the parkway??






If we dont get no tolls, then we dont get no rolls and if we dont get no rolls then we cant feed no trolls.

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Hair CAN think, ok?!


I hear them scream everytime I go to the...well...the B-A-R-B-E-R S-H-O-P....I tend to not say the actual word around them.
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