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#102 Jan 19 2005 at 9:22 AM Rating: Decent
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Evanji wrote:
YES! I am Mistress Evanji, High Lady of the Xeno-Inquisition! Bow down to me, you pitiful mortals! >:D

And I do have work ethic. I work a good 12 hours a day - counting school hours and homeowrk. Beingin honors = SATANIC homework. Better than being in a class with dumbtards though.




...who the hell are you? o.O Last that I checked, I'm the creator of this cult, and haven't given any positions to anyone.


YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER! I HAVE APPOINTED NO SUCH LADY WHO IS TEH HIGH!

Do you have anything to say before I KEEL joo?
#103 Jan 19 2005 at 9:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Noelie wrote:
Does this mean we can hijack YOUR thread??? Yes yours. I can't tell you how many redumdant complaints about other redundant threads there are.



I wrote:
Start of by hijacking THIS very thread! Yes! THIS one your reading! Just look at it...it's a thread that berates EXACTLY what it is!


You didn't even bother reading, huh? You just added your two cents and hit the Rate button. Smiley: oyvey Go away, troll.


Oh yeah....btw:

Noelie wrote:
I keep pointing out to the less able to comprehend message boards that this is the nature of the beast. I mean there is NEVER going to be unending topics, but ones that apply to all, and finding a million post long thread to post your thoughts is NOT fulfilling in many cases.


Noelie wrote:
Suggestion: if you don't like repetative threads... leave the message boards. It will save your frustration levels.


An EXCELENT idea you got there! So, when are you leaving? Smiley: grin

Anyway...

On a more important note:
ArkhanTerra wrote:
I think all Inquisition members should rate each other up, I've noticed much Karma killing.

Rate ups for everyone here!


Inquisition members are FORBIDDEN to touch each other karma's. Yes, this thread is getting bombed...you can't be THAT surprised.

This is a cult to clean the forums of it's impurity and is 100% voluntary. Expect no payment for your service whatsoever and deal no payment whatsoever.

All Inquisition members that touch the rate button from this point onward will get deported from whatever country they live in...and...worst of all...you will be asked to remove the cool looking FFXI lime thingy from your siggy! =O!

The rules are strict, I know, but they must be followed for this to work.
#104 Jan 19 2005 at 9:34 AM Rating: Decent
can I be Thread.Newb of The Xeno-Inquisition? >.>

w00t post number 5! i'm rackin them in
#105 Jan 19 2005 at 9:44 AM Rating: Decent
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In ancient Greece, throwing an apple to a girl was a way to propose for marriage.. If the girl caught it, that would mean she accepts.
#106 Jan 19 2005 at 9:53 AM Rating: Decent
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What if the dude accidentally pegs her across the head with it? Does that mean she got knocked up?


I couldn't resist. (._.)
#107 Jan 19 2005 at 9:56 AM Rating: Decent
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What if the dude accidentally pegs her across the head with it? Does that mean she got knocked up?


I couldn't resist. (._.)



Lol... I guess he needs to have good aim, I don't think I can knock up a girl with an apple even if I tried... wait.... -.-
#108 Jan 19 2005 at 10:03 AM Rating: Decent
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Hmm...hijack...

Do chickens have nipples? Discuss!

(Actually, this has already been discussed, at the Leeds Music Festival at...you'll never guess...Leeds. The results from asking many fellow campers there was inconclusive. Any chicken farmers/owners/lovers out there who know the answer? Please do tell, we've gotta know!)
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#109 Jan 19 2005 at 10:09 AM Rating: Decent
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Did you know that there is no such thing as suction? It doesn't exist. It is simply a figment of your imagination.

I'm serious.



Also when you inhale while breathing, you are not actually sucking in air. The muscles in your chest cavity are pulling outwards which expands the lungs causing a state of negative pressure, forcing air into them.
#110 Jan 19 2005 at 10:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Jaffaboy wrote:
Hmm...hijack...

Do chickens have nipples? Discuss!



Yes, and when you suck on them, guess what they taste like...









Oysters. Go figure.
#111 Jan 19 2005 at 10:13 AM Rating: Default
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/wait 7
/ja "Meditate" <me>
/ja "Release" <me>
/p brb WC


I couldn't help laughing at this :P

Which raises another question;

What do mages think of?
#112 Jan 19 2005 at 10:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Oysters. Go figure.


Ooh, I love sea food! I figure a chicken is just what I need...
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#113 Jan 19 2005 at 10:47 AM Rating: Decent
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Do you have anything to say before I KEEL joo?



probably a complaint about gil sellers =/
#114 Jan 19 2005 at 11:00 AM Rating: Decent
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I couldn't help laughing at this :P

Which raises another question;

What do mages think of?


LV 66 BLM/WHM
Ctl-1
/wait 7
/ma "Sneak" <me>
/wait 2
/em looks around.
/ma "Raise" <t>

Ctl-2
/ma "Choke" <t>
/wait 3
/ma "Blindna" <me>
/wait 6
/ma "Reraise" <t>
#115 Jan 19 2005 at 11:11 AM Rating: Decent
Mexico City is sinking at a rate of 18 inches per year!
#116 Jan 19 2005 at 11:15 AM Rating: Decent
Hey did you guys know there's gil-sellers in FFXI?

Yeah, they camp stuff and sell the drops so they can sell teh gil online.

Discuss.
#117 Jan 19 2005 at 11:17 AM Rating: Decent
Hey how do u make the text lime anyway?

hehe got it
#118 Jan 19 2005 at 11:17 AM Rating: Decent
hmm maybe not
#119 Jan 19 2005 at 11:20 AM Rating: Decent
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Hmmm, it appears this thread has been discovered by the scum-buckets of forum trollery, never the less, reporting for duteh!

/em readies anti-troll button manouvers.

/em edits this post because he cannot grasp the requirements of English grammar.

Edited, Wed Jan 19 11:28:25 2005 by Burli
#120 Jan 19 2005 at 11:21 AM Rating: Decent
[ lime]text[ /lime]
without spaces ofcourse

btw, did you know potatoe chips were made from potatoes. like whoa.
#121 Jan 19 2005 at 11:25 AM Rating: Default
BookiTwo wrote:

btw, did you know potatoe chips were made from potatoes. like whoa.


MrBojanglesJr wrote:
Hey did you guys know there's gil-sellers in FFXI?

Yeah, they camp stuff and sell the drops so they can sell teh gil online.

Discuss.


Dear god I hope you two are kidding!


Edited, Wed Jan 19 11:25:17 2005 by Soracloud
#122 Jan 19 2005 at 11:27 AM Rating: Default
If you're gonna hijack a post why not hijack it w/ exactly what the OP wants to avoid. Best to way to get a new conversation started :P
#123 Jan 19 2005 at 11:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Cheese makes the world go 'round. Nothing better than getting nekkid and frolicking in creamy pastures of yummy cheese.
#124 Jan 19 2005 at 11:32 AM Rating: Default
that is so hawt.
#125 Jan 19 2005 at 11:50 AM Rating: Default
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Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel


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"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece


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The Case Of The Wailing...Kitty

A man in the UK, hearing what he thought was a "moaning ghost" in his house called a priest to get his home exorcised. The "ghost" turned out to be a cat that was stuck in the chimney; a cat that would have been rescued a lot sooner had the family not been so superstitious.
#126 Jan 19 2005 at 11:50 AM Rating: Decent
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Cheese makes things taste better. Period. "."
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