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#52Kojiami, Posted: Dec 13 2006 at 11:48 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I would pay 100 m for this easily.
#53sonicmonkeys, Posted: Dec 13 2006 at 11:37 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Shameless bump.
#54 Dec 14 2006 at 12:07 AM Rating: Good
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I...I want the purse-sized evaluator included so I can take it on dates and find out beforehand that his mother will call in the middle of dessert to ask how his visit to the chiropodist went, that he subscribes to an Internet religion based on the firm belief that disco will return and bring peace to the earth, and that, yes, it IS a toupée, and don't touch his hair for any reason.


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#55 Dec 14 2006 at 12:43 AM Rating: Decent
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ok, it's a necrothread....but how much did I LOL at this:

You start fighting again, and within two more fights, a noob on his way to Cape Terrigan brings a train the likes of which has never been seen before. The train includes at least 16 Robber Crabs, 3 Diplopods, and 4 Haunts. Given the size of the train, I can't be entirely sure, but I'm almost positive I saw Bubbly Bernie, Tom Tit Tat, Serket, and Ganon in there. It's not clear how one can even make a train like this, particularly since Ganon is from "The Legend of Zelda." Nevertheless, the entire party is wiped.


Besides, I hadn't seen this thread...I only started playing in April 06....so it's new to me! XD
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#56 Dec 14 2006 at 4:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Even if its a year old, this is still hella funny XD.
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#57 Dec 14 2006 at 4:50 AM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, I never saw this thread before either. Judging by the time period in which it was made though, I may have been the noob that trained Ganon into the tunnel. Sorry 'bout that. Won't happen again.
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#58 Dec 14 2006 at 7:54 AM Rating: Good
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Oddly enough...I know a person who can make trains like that...He's a lvl 60 pld... For fun he'd train every mob in Ghelsba including the Stonlaunchers and the NM's... I believe he's been chased out of every zone at least once by every mob there. He has aggro powers the likes of which god has never seen...
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#59 Dec 14 2006 at 8:21 AM Rating: Good
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That was awesome. How did I miss this one the first time around?
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#60 Dec 14 2006 at 11:28 AM Rating: Decent
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Therenody wrote:
Oddly enough...I know a person who can make trains like that...He's a lvl 60 pld... For fun he'd train every mob in Ghelsba including the Stonlaunchers and the NM's... I believe he's been chased out of every zone at least once by every mob there. He has aggro powers the likes of which god has never seen...


Could be worse, he could be the MNK/WAR who aggroed a pot in sky.

And necrobump or not, this thread totally made my day, or at least my afternoon.
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#61 Dec 14 2006 at 3:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Wow, that was amazing. Epic post! :)

And that post with the moogle was great.

This is one thread that should be okay to necropost =D
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#62Krye, Posted: May 19 2007 at 1:08 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Will it tell you if you'll come out of the party with less experience than you started with?
#63 May 19 2007 at 1:13 PM Rating: Good
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Christ, this thread got necroposted AGAIN?
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#64 May 19 2007 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
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I could have sworn that I posted in this back in 2k5, but it seems I didn't.

At least it was a good OP that was necroposted. I wonder if the OP is still even around...
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#65 May 19 2007 at 1:35 PM Rating: Good
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Christ, this thread got necroposted AGAIN?


I had never seen this before and I just wanna say this was necro bump worthy.
#66 May 19 2007 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
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I had never seen this before and I just wanna say this was necro bump worthy.


QFT. Totally worth the read.
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#67 May 19 2007 at 2:33 PM Rating: Default
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man i wish i could rate you and almost everyone on this thread up but i can't so ill just give you a LOLLMAOROTFLOL!!!!1!!!!!2!!ELEVEN!!!!
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#68 May 19 2007 at 5:24 PM Rating: Good
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I read the entire 2 pages and then I realize that the first date was in 2k5. <.<

That was awesome nonetheless.
#69 May 19 2007 at 6:30 PM Rating: Default
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OMFG THAT WAS SO FUNNY! I could see that being used everywhere. I'd imagine one of the worst parties would look like this when the Party-o-meter evaluates it:

The party that you are about to enter is worse then dying and going to hell. In Mount Zhayolm the WAR66/MNK3 will somehow aggro an Apkallu and it will wipe half of your party. The BLM will disband, calling the WAR "worse then the dumbest RMT". Apparently, a shouting match in Aht Urghan Whitegate takes place between the WAR and the BLM, in which several bystanders are called retards for shouting something completely unrelated.

Your replacement is a PLD67/WAR5 with AF weapon and a Marine Shield. During the first fight, the PLD faces the mages and the eruca uses Incinerate, dropping the PLD, the WHM, and the SMN65/PLD1. You decide to go to Bibiki Bay.

After 3 fights, the SMN will go afk while having Ramuh out. A hobgoblin shows up, ramuh attacks it, and the goblin uses suicide Bomb and murders your entire party. Oddly, the SMN evades it. She comes back and says "What, everyone decided it was nap time? Get up, you lazy retards!"

After 5 more fights, somebody runs past your party with a massive amount of NMs. I'm not entirely sure, but I think I saw Absolute Virtue, Leaping Lizzy, Intulo, Adamantoise, Luigi, and Bowser, as well as several others. I'm not even sure how something like this could be made, especially since Luigi and Bowser aren't even in this game, but your party wipes nonetheless. You reraise, Adamantoise spots you, and sits on your party for eternity.

I do not recommend you join this party.


That would not be a good party. O_o
#70 May 19 2007 at 7:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Worth the necro! Keep searching for good ones you necro-bumpers!
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#71 May 19 2007 at 9:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Christ, this thread got necroposted AGAIN?


I had never seen this before and I just wanna say this was necro bump worthy.
Don't get me wrong, I think it is too...

...but this is the second time it's been necroposted! Smiley: laugh

Are we trying to create something to eventually submit to America's Funniest Home Zombies?
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#72 May 19 2007 at 9:42 PM Rating: Default
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Would the into be like this?

America, America this is BRAINNNZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

the host could be Blob Stagnant.
#73 May 30 2007 at 9:13 PM Rating: Default
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Oddly enough...I know a person who can make trains like that...He's a lvl 60 pld... For fun he'd train every mob in Ghelsba including the Stonlaunchers and the NM's... I believe he's been chased out of every zone at least once by every mob there. He has aggro powers the likes of which god has never seen...


Just out of curiosity is it me your talking about? But usually i have a 75 blm waiting at the zone for me.

Had a great train in Gusgen Mines the other day all the skelles i could find + 2 of the ghost nm's that was fun.

re. Party-o-meter great idea
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#74 May 31 2007 at 10:51 AM Rating: Decent
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I must say that this was definately worth of necroposting. Never got to read this before, but damn am I glad I did.
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#75 Aug 15 2007 at 10:36 PM Rating: Default
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but the **** (apparently) comes out okay.



Read this when it first came out and loved it. Found it again in the legendary threads and decided to leave my mark.
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#76 Aug 15 2007 at 11:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Worth the necro for the good reminder of how mob behavior was before the big patch that made them disappear after leaving their 'spawwwnn zoooone'(its a twilight zone effect). For anyone who has joined the game recently, at one time when you got aggro, zoning did not make the enemies disappear and jump back to where their spawn area is. They use to walk back, slowly. And they would aggro like normal, link like normal, etc on their way back. CN and garlaige citadel were notorious as One could drag knight crawlers from the pits of CN and end up with 50~75 crawlers at the zone if you could move that fast.
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