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#228 Nov 13 2006 at 1:58 PM Rating: Default
lol, too funny!
#229 Nov 13 2006 at 10:32 PM Rating: Decent
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lol it is the thread that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some ppl started posting here not knowing what it was and they'll continue posting forever just because it is the tread that never ends..... and so on and so forth
#230 Nov 29 2006 at 11:25 AM Rating: Decent
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eh...just because we haven't had a bump in a while...so I shall bump it with a story about a Dangerous Noob.

I was in a lvl 45 exp party in the cavern below Garlige Citadell. It consisted of me(whm), my two friends (pld and drk), and 3 random people. We're lvling getting chain 5's and 6's on bats, when the lvl 60 pld son of the drk shows up. He proudly declares in front of not only us but the other party next to us, in /say, "I'm going to PL you!"

My pld immeidiatly sends me a /tell "He can't be serious..."

"Oh I assure you he is..."

If that wasn't noobish enough the lvl 60 proceeds to TRY and take hate from my pld.

Here's the gear make up:
Lvl 60: full artifact and whatever +enmity that gives you

Lvl 45: all the vitality gear he could stack and one high breath mantle

Thanks to some regen 2 and some creative Flashing from me and my pld, not only couldn't the lvl 60 steal hate but he barely was able to get a full cure in much less a cure 2 or 3. Finally the lvl 60 got bored and logged off after not once taking hate.


BTW: He also asked the other party if they wanted a PL...
#231 Nov 29 2006 at 11:39 AM Rating: Decent
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There's nothing more dangerous than a higher level n00b.
#232 Dec 01 2006 at 5:49 PM Rating: Good
This happened when our LS was getting our mnk her Dune Boots. Since we needed help, I asked my roomate, a 75 thf, to come help. So he agreed and we started camping the NM. This conversation followed:

Me: Why are you using your Warp Cudgel?
Thief: I'm trying to skillup.
Me: I understand that. Why are you using your Warp Cudgel?
Thief: I want to get True Strike.
Me: You're USING your Warp Cudgel
Thief: OK, be quiet.

<Thief Warps back to Whitegate>

Me: ...
Thief: What? What happened?
Me: You used your Warp Cudgel.
Thief: WHAT? I thought I was eating sushi!

Thankfully, we still got the NM to pop and got the mnk her boots. Just to show that the power of language is indeed formidable.
#233REDACTED, Posted: Dec 02 2006 at 12:19 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) if i am on rdm in xp i consider a whm a waste of a party slot. at any level.
#234 Dec 02 2006 at 1:13 AM Rating: Good
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shadpoo wrote:
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if i am on rdm in xp i consider a whm a waste of a party slot. at any level.


On that note tell me what server and character you play so when you start whining about how you need a raise 3 I can tell you how whms are a waste and you should find a nice rdm to give you one. /smile
#235 Dec 06 2006 at 2:18 PM Rating: Default
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#236 Dec 06 2006 at 2:58 PM Rating: Excellent
Macro in Yhoator Jungle, many moons ago.

{Red Mage}TP 30% ->YOU LIVE OR DIE BY THIS.<- <call2>


I have wanted to copy that macro ever since, but I have a feeling I'd be taken a tad too seriously.
#237 Dec 11 2006 at 3:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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So... funny noob sayings into funny noob stories, I suppose >.<

I don't think I've posted this before (I really don't, I even looked)...


I was getting the ballad scroll, and killing time while sitting out in the tower in W. Ronfa. (If you don't know, you zone from the city into the tower, from which you cannot do ANYTHING but talk...)

Anyway, there are the windows, and so I'm running the gamut to test everything to verify that you can't actually do anything (like call a choco). So... being unable to pull bunnies up into the tower, I get bored, and I notice that the newbies running around outside with "?"s are within /say range.

There were a few short lived ones, but the longest was the best...

This is basically what transpires
/say Hey! <t-newbie>! {Can you speak English?} {Help me out!}
Newbie : Yes, I can. Where are you?
/say I'm up here, in the tower! {Help me out!}
Newbie : How did you get in there?
/say I don't know! These elvaan NPCs showed up and told me they didn't like my kind, and they locked me up in here! {Help me out!}
Newbie : They locked you up?
/say Yeah, I think it's because I'm from Bastok and I tried doing one of their quests T_T
Newbie : Is there a guard?
/say No, he's on a patrol route, but he'll be back in about 5 minutes. Can you see the door?
Newbie : What door?
/say There, at the bottom of the tower, there's a door, do you see it?
Newbie : I see it.
/say Open it! {Help me out!}
Newbie : I don't think I should. If you're in jail, how do I know a GM didn't put you there?
/say GMs don't send you to San d'Oria, they send you to Mordion Gaol! Can you please open the door?
Newbie : I'm trying, but it won't let me. I think it's because I'm on a 360.
/say Well damn. You sure you can't open the door?
Newbie : Hold on, I asked a friend to come help you.
Randomperson>> LMAO! Locked in the tower?
Randomperson<< {Help me out!}
Randomperson>> OMW... he says you told him an NPC locked you up in there?
Randomperson<< Yeah, an NPC elvaan >.>
Randomperson>> LOL, that's awesome
*I go AFK and get a drink, gone about 3 mins*
Randomperson : Oh no!
Newbie : Where are you?
Randomperson : I got caught trying to let Arketa out and the elvaan threw me in jail too!
Newbie : I still can't get the door open :(
Randomperson : Just hang tight, we're working on a plan.
Randomperson>> You there?
Randomperson<< Sorry, was AFK.
Randomperson : Arketa, you're a THF, can't you pick the door?
/say They confiscated all my tools T_T
Newbie : Tools?
/say THF needs tools to pick open doors T_T
Newbie : Where do I get tools?
Randomperson : <some guy for him to get tools from> We only need 1
Newbie : I'll be back!
Randomperson>> LMFAO
*long wait ensues*
Newbie : I'm back! How do I give you the tools?
Randomperson : <explains trade>
Newbie : It says "Target out of range."
*by this time am getting sleeeepy*
/say Did you try the door again?
Newbie : Yeah, it's still not working.
/say Hold on, I'll look for another door.
*backs away from windows, until Newbie is lost as a target, counts to 10, returns*
/say There's another door, it looks like it might lead into town, but it's closed from this side.
Newbie : I'll go look!
*another 5 mins or so pass*
*Newbie zones into W. Ronfa inside the tower*
Newbie : Oh no! Now I'm trapped too!
Randomperson : Did you bring the tools?
/say Oooh yeah, trade me now!
*we trade, I pay him 10k for one skeleton key*
Randomperson cheers Newbie on!
Randomperson cheers Arketa on!
/say I'm going to go try the door, wait here.
*zones out into N Sandy*
Newbie<< I got it open! We're free!
*Newbie zones out, Randomperson zones out*
/say OMG Newbie, you're my hero!
Newbie : Yay! They won't pick you up again will they?
/say I don't think so. Man, that's the last time I steal from Raimbroy's Grocery!
Newbie : !@#$!# YOU STOLE FROM THE GROCERY STORE AND HAD ME BUST YOU OUT? YOU @#$!@#$!@#$


#238 Dec 11 2006 at 5:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Man, that's the last time I steal from Raimbroy's Grocery!

lol
#239 Dec 11 2006 at 6:09 PM Rating: Decent
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I classify this as personal stupidity.

I was a lv 7 War no sub runnin around saruta, when i came across the tower that had all the cardians in it. It also has the 3 NMs in it. well Im havin a ball killin Cardians and i'm opening doors. well I open one door and see an elvaan standin in there. I was like "cool people do come here." Then next thing I know im being struck by said elvaan and like what did I do. Thing was he hit me for 80% of my hp and I was trying to fight him outta reflex. XD bam second hit I was dead.

I got my revenge On Dio as a 32 rdm.

I can own him now w/ my rdm @ 68, but anytime i open a door down there I still stand off to the side just in case. ;;
#240REDACTED, Posted: Dec 12 2006 at 8:21 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) LOLz
#241REDACTED, Posted: Dec 12 2006 at 10:26 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) 1
#242 Dec 13 2006 at 10:30 AM Rating: Decent
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this one isn't THAT funny I guess. Just kinda shocked me a bit. Sometimes people will ask me for gil or hand outs... nothin new, that happens to everyone at some point. I don't usually give hand outs to people who ask for it. However, usually I suggest they do something and I'll give them gil for it. Usually something ridiculous... like I'll pay you 500 gil for 3 stacks of earth crystals....
So this new player comes up to me and says "Can you spare 2,000 gil please?" I tell him "Sure, I'll give you 2000 gil for 3 stacks of earth crystals and 2 stacks of wind crystals."
He looks at me for a moment and goes "I'll be right back!!!"
He runs into the MH area and comes back with them ready to trade.
I was completely shocked. He told me he had been saving them up to try crafting but he needed the gil fast because his friend just got the game too and he was trying to get his friend a world pass. I ended up giving him back the crystals and just gave him the 2000 gil. XD
#243 Dec 13 2006 at 3:13 PM Rating: Default
iv got a funny one that happened the other day on fenrir server i remember it perfectly, it happened in the dunes i was with a good party..........exept 1 billy:

(ME):Right billy u tank ok?
(BILLY):ok np il tank
(ME):gd gd

I was a whm lv 13 we were facing lizzies our rng pulled 1 the battle started:
(ME)Billy uhhhhhhh voke plz
(BILLY)no response
(PARTY)VOKE FOR F**K SAKE
billy runs 10 m away from battle, all the 2hrs where launched, we won.........only just:
(BILLY) WOW 267 EXP!!!!!
(ME)omg ur back now?
(BILLY)Yea
(ME)why didnt u voke?
(BILLY)the party is fine who needs voke
(ME) like the whole party ><
(BILLY) why dont u ever fight?
/tell to darius IV HAD ENOUGH OF HIM
(BILLY) u are a noob
(ME) I KEEP UR SORRY NOOBISH *** ALIVE, thats why i dont fight with u.
(BILLY)so?
(ME)..........Can u actually voke? has GM stopped you from using job abilities?
(BILLY)I have job abilities

By this time i was repetedly headbutting my bedpost ^^

(ME) i no lets find a pld
(BILLY) what is someone gtg?
Just guess what i did, this guy was a lv 12 war, there was a perfectly good lv 13 pld ^^
#244 Dec 14 2006 at 11:40 AM Rating: Default
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/say I don't think so. Man, that's the last time I steal from Raimbroy's Grocery!
Newbie : !@#$!# YOU STOLE FROM THE GROCERY STORE AND HAD ME BUST YOU OUT? YOU @#$!@#$!@#$


HA! that was good.
#245 Dec 14 2006 at 2:13 PM Rating: Default
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#246 Dec 23 2006 at 5:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Kinda funny one I had earlier, I got the boat to Mhaura from Aht Urgan to catch some fish. My friend said to try in laborinth of onzozo, so i warped back to aht urghan to shot for a tele. It was only a few seconds after I casted warp (where even when you move it isn't canceled) that I realised i could have just walked there and saved a whole bunch of money.
#247 Dec 23 2006 at 8:05 AM Rating: Good
I remember my first day in the game, I had some RL friends at my house showing me the ropes and was doing the low level exp thing in Sarutabaruta - when I came up on one of the little creeks.

RL Friend: Stay out of the water, you'll drown!
Me: OMG! <runs away from creek>
RL Friend: <laughing> Hehe, just kidding.

Not soon after that, I saw a DRG run by and I thought his wyvern would attack me, so I ran away! ^_^

I also remember I was all upset when I was killing stuff and my items were lost because my friends hadn't told me about stacking.

Hehe... yeah, funny times. ^_^

One of the funnier things that didn't happen to me occured when I was levelling my WAR in the Dunes and died - I asked an LSmate to come raise me, since I'd left my HP in Whitegate (because at the time I didn't have an Olduum ring nor did I use the pay-taru). Anyway, when she got there and raised me I did the following:

Me: /em grovels before [insert name].
Me: /kneel motion
Partyleader: !!!!
Partyleader: How'd you grovel? I want to grovel!
Me: I used "kneel motion"
Partyleader: <kneels>
Partyleader: It didn't work. I want to grovel.

So I spent the next 30 minutes trying to explain to the entire party how emotes and motions work - I laughed so hard that day.

BUT, my absolute favorite thing that ever happened was with a friend of mine who'd been playing the game for about two years before I started. We were in Windurst Woods and needed to go to Waters for some reason or another - anyway, we'd just zoned in from the gate and I ran off to go warp to Waters, while she headed in the opposite direction...

Me: Uhm, where you going?
Friend: To my moghouse to get to Waters, see you there.
Me: Uh... but the warptaru is right here!
Friend: Huh!?

I still laugh when I think of all the time she played and never knew about those four NPCs!

EDIT: Oiy, I can't type -.-

Edited, Dec 23rd 2006 2:34pm by Bleuey
#248 Dec 26 2006 at 4:02 PM Rating: Default
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lol i just found out about those warp tarus a few weeks ago
#249 Dec 26 2006 at 8:31 PM Rating: Good
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LOL...yea, a lot of people don't know about those Taru's. I love those little guys.

I've done all the usual newbish stuff, like not knowing how to stack items, selling stuff to NPCS, throwing away seals(*cringe*)and the like. But my all time favorite, which might have been mentioned elsewhere, was my very first party back in June of '04 as a level 10 WAR, no sub.

I was just leveling in Saruta at the time when I got asked if I wanted to party in the Maze. Tahrongi scared the crap out of me at the time because I had died there getting my tele crystal. :D But I said yes, figuring I'd just stick to the walls and I'd meet this random Yuffy(yep, Yuffy, I still remember) and they'd lead me to the Maze. Well, they did and told me we were going to kill worms. Cool...I was told to just voke them to keep the hate on me, and they'd cure. But then someone asked me to look and see of there were any worms ahead...I ran ahead a little too fast.

And met my very first ghoul.

Of course, I wiped. No big deal, the party says they can get a raise for me, just to hang out. 15 minutes later, they tell me they're sorry and I'd have to HP. So I did...and disbanded.

Not because I didn't want to party. I just thought the party was over.

Kinda pathetic, really. Boy, I've learned a lot since then. :D
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#250 Dec 27 2006 at 3:11 PM Rating: Good
this was a while ago on my whm, was partying with a LS friend on her PLD in Garlaige. we got a pt together, and went down by the first banishing gate. we started fighting, and the Taru BLM all of a sudden wasn't there, he was back in Jeuno.

his reason:

"i hit the wrong macro. alt 8 is warp, ctrl 8 is (spell)"

then he said

"i guess i shouldn't have smoked that last joint."

he ended up removing that macro.

it ended up being a good pt from what i remember, but me and my friend STILL laugh about that.
#251 Dec 28 2006 at 7:06 AM Rating: Decent
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I'd posted a story way back about how I took the boat to Selbina as my mule ran out on deck and died to a sea monk because I forgot I wasn't on my BLM, well about a week later I was messing around in East Sarutabaruta on a low level job when someone sends me a /tell about how they recognized me from my post and how funny it was. I thought that was pretty cool.

Well I have an Amusing story about a Dunes pt last night.
I ran out to the dunes and put my flag up. Well after a little while of just sitting there I /slap myself and decided to go solo in La Theine while I waited instead of being bored. So I soloed my BLU from 12 to 13 and I get and invite so I accept and find out that it's a PL pt >_< and it's 5 melee and 1 BLM/WHM >_<
Well I give it a shot so first fight is a Crab a little weak but we did ok second fight is an IT++ crab good fight nice XP. Third Fight none is higher than lv 13 except the PLD PL and the WAR pulls a Goblin Leecher! I'm like this thing is like 10+ levels higher than us. "We have a PL we're ok" says our fearless subless leader. So 6 minutes later we have the gob down to 15% life and it casts Cure III >_< now it has 45% so we keep fighting get it back down to 20%. Cure III again now it has 50% we keep fighting and it Casts Cure III again. We call for help! PLD kills it No xp 10 minute fight for nothing PT disbands I go back to La Thiene and soloed to 14 in 45 minutes and logged for the night. I think I'm gonna solo to 25 and go straight to the jungles.
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