At L.18ish (don't remember what job I was), way back in the day.... I'm in a party, and I /check the MNK in the party, and notice that he has no weapon equipped.
Me: MNK, is there a reason that you don't have a weapon equipped?
MNK: I'm a MNK
Me: ...
Me: Okay, and...?
MNK: -_-
MNK: You're Rank 5, you should know this...
MNK: MNKs use H2H, my gloves are my weapons.
(He had on Linen Cuffs or something...)
As a L.50ish SMN, I get a /tell
Guy: Can I have a Teleport-Holla please?
Me: I'm a SMN, I can't Teleport
Guy: Don't you have Wind Spirit?
Yeah, it went on from there. Summarized, I'm a noob because I don't know how to make my spirits cast all the spells of that element.
In a party as a L.30ish SMN.
WAR: Aerial Armor isn't helping too much, you should use Diamond Dust, and be a DDer.
Me: lol, that's my 2-Hour, I wouldn't be able to use it too often...
WAR: No it's not, I was in a party and the SMN used it 3 times in a row.
As a Low 20s SMN, I get a /tell from another SMN who had just /checked me. At the time, my bazaar message said "Avatars 8/8" or something like that. (Before Diabolos was released)
SMN: There's only 7 avatars
Me: No, there's 8
SMN: -_-
SMN: I'm a high level, I did all the fights, I think I'd know
Me: lol, count them... Carbuncle, Ifrit, Leviathan, Ramuh, Titan, Garuda, Shiva, and Fenrir
SMN: Wtf is a Fenrir?
I summon Fenrir to show him
SMN: OMFG, that is the most %&#@ing awesome thing I've ever seen!!!
SMN: How do I get him
I go through the whole procedure on how to obtain Fenrir. (I was seeking at the time, so had nothing better to do). The random SMN goes off all excited, the next day, I get a tell from the guy again.
SMN: I just beat Ifrit again, where do I get the whisper?
Me: It'll be in your key items... it replaces the tuning fork.
SMN: The tuning fork was in my inventory, now it's gone.
Me: In your inventory? Did you just do the mini-fight?
SMN: Mini?
Me: The level 20 cap fights...
SMN: There's other fights?!?
Me: Yes... The prime fights
SMN: Wtf is a prime?
Me: The uncapped fights that you can do with a party...
Me: I figured you'd done them, You said that you were high level...
SMN: I am, I'm a L.33 WHM
And of course, my favorite macro of all time, some random MNK in Valkurm:
"im becomeing a super sayan"
spelled exactly like that, in /say every time he used boost.
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Character: Arek | Server: Remora | Rank 10 San d'Orian Hume ♂
SMN75 ~~ BLM75 ~~ BRD75 ~~ RNG74
Currently Leveling: White Mage59