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#27 Oct 06 2006 at 8:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Me and my LS decided to come up with a few your mamaa jokes and my personal best was.

"Your mamaa was soo ugly, when she went to level in quifim, and they confused her for gaints."

Edited, Oct 6th 2006 at 9:42pm PDT by Laxedrane
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#28 Oct 07 2006 at 12:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Here's some FFXI material I came up with :)

It's tough being a Dragoon.

-I log in to play and it says "Are you sure?" but there's no Yes button
-When I Call Wyvern he asks me if there's a BRD in the party.
-Everytime I Super Jump, the monster says, "Don't come back"

I thought I was in bad shape until I tried Puppetmaster.

-Between levelling DRG and PUP I've burned a green exclamation point into my monitor
-I went to Change Jobs the other day and the Moogle had greyed out the Puppetmaster option. He said, "Enough is enough"
-Everytime I engage a monster it rolls its eyes at me
-I didn't know what to do, so I bought a strategy guide. I turned to the PUP section and it said "Quit"
-I got a Tactical Processor the other day. It's supposed to improve my robot's decision making, but when I equipped it he self-destructed.

No respect at all :(
#29 Oct 07 2006 at 4:25 AM Rating: Decent
How do you make a party dance?

Thow a Bogy in the party.
#30 Oct 07 2006 at 5:17 AM Rating: Decent
Your momas so fat i had to flee 3 times to get across her waist line.
your momas so fat it took a party of BLMs to Warp II here out of the area

made up the first one myself, other one i got from Stealthbomber from seraph
#31 Oct 07 2006 at 6:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Ok here's one I heard a while back . .

There's a Galka, Hume, Taru and Elvaan standing on the top of a very high cliff. They are all discussing who is the better race when the Galka shouts out
"My race is the best, I love my race and I shall prove it by throwing myself off this cliff!"
He runs towards the edge crying "For Galkans everywhere!" and leaps off in an act of noble sacrifice.
The Hume, never to be outdone by a Galka, does the same shouting "For the Humans!" and leaping to his doom.
The Taru and Elvaan look at each other. Well, they won't be outdone by the other classes, so the Elvaan takes a quick look around and shouts "For the Elvaans!" and punts the Taru off the cliff.

Edit: just copied the joke from a really old post of mine.

Edited, Oct 7th 2006 at 7:59am PDT by RogalDorn
#32 Oct 07 2006 at 12:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Every job in FF enter a Ballista and have to do 1 vs 1 til a winner is found.
which job will win?

Pup. all died from lack of air because they was laughing so much when they was against it.

#33 Oct 07 2006 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
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Your mamma's so fat, that even an Elvaan could not miss her !
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