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#302 Nov 16 2006 at 12:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Who cares about elections, global warming and technology?! I have questions that really matter!

1) Will I ever learn the name of the little plastic things on the end of shoelaces?
2) Will my parent's cat ever die? I hate that *****
3) How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
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#303 Nov 16 2006 at 1:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Doug wrote:
Who cares about elections, global warming and technology?! I have questions that really matter!

1) Will I ever learn the name of the little plastic things on the end of shoelaces?
2) Will my parent's cat ever die? I hate that *****
3) How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?


I can answer these questions in the now.

1. It's called an aglet.
2. Yes
3. A question for the ages. Methinks it depends on licking pressure and tongue friction.
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#304 Nov 16 2006 at 1:53 PM Rating: Decent
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fastest i;ve gotten to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop is 435 licks, i was 8, and bored lmao
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Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#305 Nov 16 2006 at 2:11 PM Rating: Decent
Did the tarutaru enslave all other inferior races by 2015?
#306 Nov 16 2006 at 3:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Did the tarutaru enslave all other inferior races by 2015?

This can't even be considered a question since it is very obvious.
Also, I'm a Tarutaru.
#307 Nov 16 2006 at 4:39 PM Rating: Default
Do they ever conclude that cell phones cause cancer?

and

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How many posts does this reach before it is locked up?



anyway, in reference to this...


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you forgot the line "a loser with no life, who is anti everything including girls, becuase deep down I am a closet bedwetter"


I'm glad you got my point. It was sarcasm. And I don't like people spreading rumors about me. I am by no means a closet bedwetter, I've always been very open with those kind of things. Additionally, the fact that I am not anti-girls has alot to do with the previous issue. thank you very much!


1. That I can not answer. It WILL be locked though. But later on it gets stickied as being the GREATEST post ever on this site. Nartosar does it himself.

2.Im glad you got my point,I am Anti-AntiPeople.
#308 Nov 16 2006 at 4:41 PM Rating: Decent
No cell phones dont cause cancer, An overgrowth of cells does
#309 Nov 16 2006 at 4:42 PM Rating: Default
Who cares about elections, global warming and technology?! I have questions that really matter!

1) Will I ever learn the name of the little plastic things on the end of shoelaces?
2) Will my parent's cat ever die? I hate that *****
3) How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?



1.Lacers
2.Yes
3.The World May Never Know
#310 Nov 16 2006 at 4:47 PM Rating: Default
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Did the tarutaru enslave all other inferior races by 2015?


In the great expansion they allowed Countries to attack each other on a certain day, it made taking over lands easier.

You can attack countries or opposing people in lands they control.

Example: San d' oria owns Ronfaure. If a mithra from Windurst. If I am the same level or lower than a person in Ronfaure who is from Sandoria I can attack them.

Also you can fight on Chocobos. But only those on chocobos can fight other chocobo fighters.

And yes right now Windurst OWNS. Come to find out Mithra's Dex and AGI maxes them the best DD and Tarutaru are evil mages.
#311 Nov 16 2006 at 6:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Also you can fight on Chocobos. But only those on chocobos can fight other chocobo fighters.


I've seen the prototype for this.
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#312 Nov 16 2006 at 6:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, I do hope the mods DO NOT lock this thread, please, keep it going. Right now it's not yet turned into a flame war, or into some wacky rate me up thread. Thus, it should be allowed, in my opinion. Also, I want to be able to dig this up on the day I mentioned earlier.

Well, for my next question:

What day, exactly, will all WOW players move into FFXI, (and the Great Expansion is released).

And, what will happen with the video game industry when no one plays anything, except Final Fantasy?

Will ALL consoles get a version of Final Fantasy Online?

Thanks for your answers, if you can answer these I will become a believer, and will defend your position no matter what gymclasshero

Sincerely,
#313 Nov 16 2006 at 6:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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By "Hillary," please tell me its not Hillary Duff. I was kinda hoping the future would hold a horrific recording studio accident, where she actually hits a note on pitch by herself and the whole studio blows up from the over-correction of the soundboard.

And I can live without ever losing my virginity, but do I ever find the real mother of my children. They won't stop calling me "Mom."


1.For posting the funniest post so far you get TWO questions that can change the future.

2.Come to find out the government was testing the first "Male Womb" on you. So there is a reason they call you mom, Ms. Man

So I guess that means I am stuck with the brats... Ooooh! For one of my questions I guess I would really like to know if we will be able to put enough weight on my 40 pound 6yr old for next years "World Cup First Grader's Sumo Wrestling Competition," in Tokyo? Or does he get sent home in a pizza box? Do they eat pizza there, or do I need to furnish the box? Is that more than one question? Do they ever bring back new episodes of Soap? What channel would that even be on? Would it have its own channel? Is anyone else here even old enough to get this vague reference? Will my doc remember to "up the dosage?"

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Meh. Probably. I am looking forward to your annual predictions for 2007, Mr. Kao, sir.

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Do I get Guru status?


Yes.You continually kiss up to everyone so that they rate you up. Then you realize that Guru status on a online message board means nothing and youve wasted your life being a brown noser for nothing.

Dont fret in 2015 when FFXI is the biggest things going, and Allakhazam runs the internet, Being a guru/sage on here is HUGE. It puts you on celebrity status

For some reason, finding out I have wasted my life, doesn't quite carry the sting I thought it might.

Do I get to meet Nartosar, as a celebrity on Alla? Or do I forever sit in the shadows, trolling. Trolling and kissing-up... The future sounds exciting!
#314 Nov 16 2006 at 8:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, I do hope the mods DO NOT lock this thread, please, keep it going. Right now it's not yet turned into a flame war, or into some wacky rate me up thread. Thus, it should be allowed, in my opinion. Also, I want to be able to dig this up on the day I mentioned earlier.

Well, for my next question:

What day, exactly, will all WOW players move into FFXI, (and the Great Expansion is released).

And, what will happen with the video game industry when no one plays anything, except Final Fantasy?

Will ALL consoles get a version of Final Fantasy Online?

Thanks for your answers, if you can answer these I will become a believer, and will defend your position no matter what gymclasshero

Sincerely,


1.They do becuase it gets HUGE. Oh well it gets stickied later so no worries
2.My memory is foggy but I believe it is late 2008. November 17 if im not mistaken.
3.They play other stuff to.Its just that at any given time 55 million people have accounts. Plus its virtual reality so your IN the game, it is quite nice.
4.There is only 1 console. If you read my previous posts I explained how Microsoft got pushed out and that Nintendo does Handhelds only.
5.There you go. Anymore questions I will be happy to answer.
#315 Nov 16 2006 at 8:06 PM Rating: Decent
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So I guess that means I am stuck with the brats... Ooooh! For one of my questions I guess I would really like to know if we will be able to put enough weight on my 40 pound 6yr old for next years "World Cup First Grader's Sumo Wrestling Competition," in Tokyo? Or does he get sent home in a pizza box? Do they eat pizza there, or do I need to furnish the box? Is that more than one question? Do they ever bring back new episodes of Soap? What channel would that even be on? Would it have its own channel? Is anyone else here even old enough to get this vague reference? Will my doc remember to "up the dosage?"


1.No, but since you made me laugh AGAIN you get more "could possibly change the future questions"
2.Yes they eat pizza
3.Yes.Well techinically yes. Youtube owns TV so you can watch ANYTHING of any episode at any time ever.
4.yes
5.Yes

#316 Nov 16 2006 at 8:07 PM Rating: Decent
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For some reason, finding out I have wasted my life, doesn't quite carry the sting I thought it might.

Do I get to meet Nartosar, as a celebrity on Alla? Or do I forever sit in the shadows, trolling. Trolling and kissing-up... The future sounds exciting!


Yes all sages get to meet Nartosar as he checks you out to see if you have the qualafications to become a featured writer. and Sage and Guru status are MUCH MUCH harder to reach in my time.
#317 Nov 17 2006 at 3:06 AM Rating: Decent
back to the future for me. see everyone tomorrow


post your questions. oh ya I wont say who but someone post something funny tomorrow im looking forward to it
#318 Nov 17 2006 at 4:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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answer this
what city is the next CSI series based in? lmao
the answer of "CSI: Boise" gets you slapped with a cold, wet noodle.

do i ever hit sage/guru? why can't i seem to post anything funny? will my feet ever stop smelling of vanilla cookies? does 1 + 1 ever = anything but 2? like fish maybe? is their a world language in 2015? or does everyone still speak the same language? why is bush so retarded? am I asking to many questions? do I ever stop loving Cheese? quack? will we all learn to count to potato?
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Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#319 Nov 17 2006 at 5:49 AM Rating: Good
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I take the liberty of answering one of these.
You don't reach potato, but schfifty five.
#320 Nov 17 2006 at 6:50 AM Rating: Decent
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Are you like super-uber rich, or can everyone travel back in time? Did you invent the machine, or is it more like people developing these skills on their own?

How do you do it, and why are you the only one that came back? Are you a missionary?
#321 Nov 17 2006 at 9:51 AM Rating: Good
he has a time travel watch, like stewie did.
#322 Nov 17 2006 at 11:03 AM Rating: Decent
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answer this
what city is the next CSI series based in? lmao
the answer of "CSI: Boise" gets you slapped with a cold, wet noodle.

do i ever hit sage/guru? why can't i seem to post anything funny? will my feet ever stop smelling of vanilla cookies? does 1 + 1 ever = anything but 2? like fish maybe? is their a world language in 2015? or does everyone still speak the same language? why is bush so retarded? am I asking to many questions? do I ever stop loving Cheese? quack? will we all learn to count to potato?


1.CSI sucks now I never follow it anymore. But on YouTube TV I know they have CSI Las Vegas so who knows how far it has gone

2.Yes.Like everyone else you kiss up and brown nose till you eventually get rated up enough. But then you realize it doesnt really matters snce you get nothing.

3.No
4.No
5.No
6.Yes
7.Becuase his mom is a dee and his dad is a dee so he is dee dee dee.
8.no
9.no
10.Moo
11.no
#323 Nov 17 2006 at 11:04 AM Rating: Decent
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I take the liberty of answering one of these.
You don't reach potato, but schfifty five.



Thank you Sir
#324 Nov 17 2006 at 11:05 AM Rating: Decent
I am one of the very few choosen along with the South park guys
#325 Nov 17 2006 at 11:06 AM Rating: Decent
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he has a time travel watch, like stewie did.


exactly
#326 Nov 17 2006 at 11:16 AM Rating: Decent
this post makes me lol meow
(ilikepiekthxifudontlikeitstfu) :3
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