Sometimes i just want to hide the car in someones else's driveway
Walk home and lock the doors
unplug the phone
leave messenger's and emails off
log onto FFXI and go invisible mode and unequip LS
Go to Campaign Battles
Take my pants off, get my rubber ducky and zone out on FFXI
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But what really happens...
Someone will see me walking home and ask if they want to do something
People will be knocking at my door (damn church people)
Someone will be in the hospital and need to leave the phone on, so 10 telemarketer per hour and bill collectors
Logging into FFXI, someone with quick fingers will see i have logged in, tells the LS and asks why i'm not logged on
Can't chill out in Campaign Battles cause LS wants to do something
Can't take my pants off cause the kids are home for Summer Break
And the dog chewed up my rubber ducky
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And to add on... the mother inlaw and wife wants us all to go out to eat *insert face to keyboard*
Edited, Jun 19th 2009 5:13pm by Slackage