The new Moogle Wagon!Follow

http://wiki.ffxiclopedia.org/wiki/Infirmary_Monberaux

Ok, let's see what people think of this retooling idea for this subject that I just had in the shower.

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[Panel 1]
Scene opens with a moogle seated in a chair at their master's mog house. He's reading a letter/scroll/newspaper.

Text box at the bottom of panel reads as follows:
"The MHMU is proud to announce that we will be rolling out a new Moogle Wagon! Now you can travel with your masters and help them carry their spoils away to their homes across Vana'Diel..."

[Panel 2]
Moogle is now floating, hanging his head. In the background, you can see either mannequins covered in layers of armor or several clothing racks full of gear, with weapons hung everywhere.

Moogle: "Kupurific... I've given them bigger Safes, the goblins give them bigger bags... they even took my Satchel... How much space do they need..."

[Panel 3 version 1]

Two adventurers stand over a fallen Kirin. On the left is a Red Mage, the right a Samurai. The Samurai has a large Goblin's backpack and a Satchel around him.

Red Mage: "I don't know, I don't see how this will work..."
Samurai" "That's because you're not picturing it right! Right now, I have 4 full sets of armor in these bags. I can totally stuff Kirin in too! Ha! Imagine the shock when I whip him out and go to town! Boy, will the summoners be ticked!"

[Panel 3 version 2]

An adventurer busts into the house suddenly. He's dressed in heavy armor but is currently tossing it to the floor in a heap.

Adeventurer: "Oh hey Moogle! Look, I'm a bit of a rush, gotta get to Dynamis. Can you get my 8 HQ staves, my Errant gear, my AF..."

Text fades out in the Adventurer's speech bubble, but the list keeps going. In the foreground, show Moogle with a panicked look and a Japanese-cartoon-style sweat drop going down his head.

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Funnier? I'd think so.

Edited, Oct 24th 2009 9:38pm by Pawkeshup