cute work-based story unrelated to anything druidic inc!
so i get a call monday morning at around 10:30, which is to say nutrition break at the school i work at. i only work there tuesdays and thursdays this year due to scheduling issues, but the idea is to be there full time come next year.
anyway, my phone rings and its one of the girls at the school, and shes panicking:
Her - "Quor! [names changed to protect the innocent] Did you get fired?! *note of hysteria slips into her voice*"
Me - "Uh...no....not that I'm aware of....why?"
Her - "Oh my god we thought you got fired! So you didn't get fired?!"
Me - "Uh, no, I don't think so."
Her - "Then why aren't you at school today?!"
Me - "....hun, it's Monday, I work Tuesday/Thursday."
Her - "....oh thank god. Thank you Quor! *hangs up*"
cute. adorably cute if i may say so myself (and i do).
so i get in on tuesday to find out that the kid i work with basically told everyone that i had been fired cause he knew it would freak them out. i gave him a high five for that one; he got everyone good. hell, he even had me checking my schedule to see if i had been pulled off his case or something lol. the plan now is to get this one girl (whom i affectionately refer to as my adopted little sister) who was absent tuesday. ive got about a dozen of her friends in on it, so we'll see how this goes. shes a feisty one, so i might come out of it with a few bruises, but i think she'll laugh her *** off once the initial shock wears off.
The thing about me is that apparently it's very hard to tell when I'm drunk. So I feel like I'm walking sideways on a UFO and everyone else sees me doing the robot like a pro.
i have bathed in the blood of many. my life was spent well.
feral druids do it on all fours.
The One True Prophet of Tonkism.