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#8502 Mar 11 2016 at 4:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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They're really cheap, and I need some kind of sugary kick to function in the morning.
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#8503 Mar 14 2016 at 7:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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Just take a cup of sugar and put a teaspoon of coffee in it, then add milk to taste.

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#8504 Mar 14 2016 at 10:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
I don't know why anyone would eat them ever.
Easily digestible source of calories and carbs is good right before/during distance running.
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#8505 Mar 14 2016 at 11:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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cynyck wrote:
Just take a cup of sugar and put a teaspoon of coffee in it, then add milk to taste.
Am one of those black coffee weirdos unfortunately. Sweet stuff is just on the side. Don't know why it works well that way, but it has it's own kind of awesome contrast thing going on.

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Sir Xsarus wrote:
I don't know why anyone would eat them ever.
Easily digestible source of calories and carbs is good right before/during distance running.
Hopefully they're also good right before sitting at the computer and staring off into space for 2 hours.
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#8506 Mar 14 2016 at 3:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Pop tarts are horrifyingly nasty. I don't know why anyone would eat them ever.

I can't argue with that, I eat tons of stuff that aren't so great. I've eaten so many cheap cups of ramen that I'm perpetually conscious of all the salt I'm taking in.
Salt is coming out of my pores and tears... oh wait, it's supposed to do that.
#8507 Mar 15 2016 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Hopefully they're also good right before sitting at the computer and staring off into space for 2 hours.
Carbs and calories not so great when just sitting around, even though they're tasty. Smiley: frown
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#8508 Mar 17 2016 at 11:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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So anyway when the wife wakes you up and asks if you can clean up the bathroom at 4am it's never a good thing. Yay for people having stomach bugs. Smiley: frown
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#8509 Mar 17 2016 at 12:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Also, people are drilling into the wall outside my office. Like literally right on the other side of the wall. It's loud and making me want to hurt something cute. Smiley: mad

Yes BDT is temporarily doubling as my own personal twitter. Did you really have to ask?

Edited, Mar 17th 2016 11:08am by someproteinguy
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#8510 Mar 17 2016 at 12:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Use the lab rats. That's what they're there for.
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#8511 Mar 17 2016 at 12:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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All our rats have already been processed into protein samples. Suppose it's time to set a few traps and restock.
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#8512 Mar 17 2016 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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you eat the rats?
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#8513 Mar 17 2016 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
All our rats have already been processed into protein samples.
That solves your poptart problem, but not really good to use as insulation for the sound.
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#8514 Mar 17 2016 at 12:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Horsemouth wrote:
you eat the rats?
Naw we just goo them up into protein mixtures. Then we apply a high voltage and shoot the goo into a magnetic field where different parts of it are temporarily trapped in different orbits until they're eventually smashed into something. Then we try to learn stuff from the resulting gooey explosion and do it again.

Because science. Smiley: nod

Edited, Mar 17th 2016 12:01pm by someproteinguy
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#8515 Mar 17 2016 at 12:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
All our rats have already been processed into protein samples.
That solves your poptart problem, but not really good to use as insulation for the sound.
Maybe if I offered the drilling people some poptarts? Or rats? Maybe both would be better.
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#8517 Mar 17 2016 at 1:04 PM Rating: Good
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Can't be worse than watermelon flavor.
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#8518 Mar 17 2016 at 1:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's an excellent point. Besides nothing says "please stop drilling on my office wall" quite like a mostly dead rat stapled to a burnt toaster pastry. Well hopefully at least...

If not, then possibly another reason to keep people locked up in those ivory towers.

Edited, Mar 17th 2016 12:31pm by someproteinguy
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#8519 Mar 17 2016 at 4:52 PM Rating: Good
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watermelon flavored rate paste ?
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#8520 Mar 18 2016 at 8:17 AM Rating: Good
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Wrap it in dough and call it a hot pocket. Smiley: thumbsup
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#8521 Mar 21 2016 at 8:46 AM Rating: Decent
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someproteinguy wrote:
Horsemouth wrote:
you eat the rats?
Naw we just goo them up into protein mixtures. Then we apply a high voltage and shoot the goo into a magnetic field where different parts of it are temporarily trapped in different orbits until they're eventually smashed into something. Then we try to learn stuff from the resulting gooey explosion and do it again.

Because science. Smiley: nod

Edited, Mar 17th 2016 12:01pm by someproteinguy


Do you work for Aperture Laboratories or something? haha
Also Watermelon is delicious, watermelon pop tarts... ehhh... that might be too much.
#8522 Mar 22 2016 at 9:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Because Marvel + Disney + Japan leads to an inevitable outcome.
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#8523 Mar 22 2016 at 12:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Also just because nothing is ever big enough, Eve is soon letting you dock your 15km long spaceship in a player-made death-star sized space stations.
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#8524 Mar 22 2016 at 12:56 PM Rating: Good
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First, I want that Spider-Tsuman. Second, if I created a Death Star I would drive it into a planet.
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#8525 Mar 22 2016 at 1:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well Spider-tsuman is only like $5, assuming you can get in and out without the little one picking up $200 worth of random Frozen mechanize. Much cheaper than a Roomba either way.

Unfortunately they don't let you move the space stations. Smiley: frown

On the plus side though they equipped them with weapons that knock the giant spaceships around like bowling pins; so there's still plenty of potential amusement to be had.

Edited, Mar 22nd 2016 12:09pm by someproteinguy
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#8526 Mar 23 2016 at 10:45 AM Rating: Good
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Mine has gotten better at not throwing temper tantrums for not getting what she wants. Of course, that's because she's learned how to be manipulatively passive aggressive to get what she wants, which works for her. Not so much for my wallet, though.
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