[from Director's Cut] Ash: What are you? Are you me? Evil Ash: Whad are do? Are do be? HAHAHAHAHAH! You sound like a jerk! Ash: Why ya doin' this, huh? Evil Ash: Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! [begins to sucker-punch Ash] Evil Ash: Goody little TWO-SHOES! Goody little TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE! [honk honk honk] Evil Ash: GOODY LITTLE TWO-SHOES! GOODY LITTLE... Ash: [***** shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose] [nods head] Ash: [BLAMMO!] I ain't that good.