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Now, we've all been there before, and maybe some of us can even bring up things we did then that are funny to us NOW. ^^ Anyways, what are the funniest things youve been asked, heard or said?
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By a 01THF/ :
/sh Can I get a heal?
<me>/t are you poisoned?
/sh No
<me>/t well, you can heal yourself in that case
/sh No I can't. I'm a THF.
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(We all know this one. ^^)
/t Can I have some gil?
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While standing just inside Leviathan's Gate in Woods:
/sh How do i get outside?
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By someone who couldnt have been over 12 Y/O:
"Hehehe, im not wearing n e pantz"
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By a level 2 ??? in West Sarutabaruta just outside Leviathan's gate (with a dead buddy close at hand):
"Can my friend have a raise?"
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"What is that 'M'"
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"Why do I have a '?'"
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By a MNK just outside Leviathan's Gate directly after PS2 release (and as i recall, level 4):
"Ha! I'm going to level my MNK without any weapons until level 30!"
<me>/t You're going to have a hard time finding a party
/t I'm not gonna party either!
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And, my overall favorite:
While running through Windurst leveling my new BRD (BTW, without any pants or shoes b/c 1 def is a waste of my money IMHO), a player with a "?" next to his name /checks me, then runs by and /checks me again. Then i see this on my screen:
/t You know, you should buy some pants because the monsters in this area hit you really low on the body.
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so, whats your favorite noob saying? and dont be afraid to list one from your own past... even if youre too embarrassed to admit its you. ^^;
Edited, Aug 19th 2006 at 4:57pm EDT by Kaolian