Funny Noob Sayings. ^_^Follow

HAHA ROFL. Thanks for the laugh. :)



Edited, Mon May 17 05:28:40 2004 by Reaperttk

guess playing beta had its advantages, i didnt have any of these problems.. also the fact that i memorized half the manual that came with bea, can't remember it now tho.. lol. But man.. i saw this shout in bastok just after the ps2 release.

(after a couple people telling some newbs the answers to things)
newb: How do you all know so much? this games only been out for 2 days!

lol i was laughing so hard.
another one.

Newb: /sh help i don't know what to do!
50+pld: Your walking, thats better then me on my first day.

another-

Mnk running by asks a pld

Newbmnk: How do i go about getting a tank? i'd really love to drive one!!!
(then the pld explaiend the concept of tank to him)

this is the funniest newb thing i have ever seen but i havent seen much



i was walking in west ron. and i saw some dude fighting a orc, but he was running around it trying to avoid hits
i told him that running around it wont help yet he kept doing it.

4 things they always say:

1- IM not a ps2 noob
2- I have a lvl 50mnk and it rocks ^^
3- This is just a game!

2 ThinGs they always do:

1- you are lvl 40 and they r lvl 4 and invite u to their party ^^ <<<<<<dudes thats pokemon>>>>>
2- Can i have 10'000.000 gil?


i know we all where noobs one day!!!! but is just ps2 noobs are diferent.... pc ppl are hardcore.. ps2 ppl are... just.... diferent

hehe... Go into you items, press + for sort, and select manual, select the stack you want to split, and it'll take one off the stack for you...

Ok ok I just can't resist posting to this one I was on my way back to Windy from Teleport-Mea and was just about to get on a chocobo (I was on Anon), then I got an invite
so I did a /sea xxxx for him he was a lvl 11 Warrior.
So I rejected him, and he invited again, and I rejected him again.
He then proceeded to send a /tell to me

Here was how it went

Newbie:- "WTF WHY DON'T YOU JOIN MY PARTY!!!!"
(It's was 3 am in the morning and my mood wasn't exactly good.)
So me: - "Oh please forgive me, please invite again"
I joined the party and went to them.

In party chat,
The newbie went "WTF!!! Why is you life so much???"
(I'm a lvl 50 PLD :P)
Me "huh? My life is only 180.What do you mean by so much?"
Rude Newbie " It shows 880+" over here
Me"O.o? Must be a bug"
Rude Newbie"Hmmm. Ok"

As I approached I took off all my armor so that he has no clue what lvl I was.

At this point another char actually messaged me in /tell

Newbie II"You're a high lvl aren't you?"
Me "Not really I'm only lvl 50, this guy was bloody rude just want to teach him a lesson ^.^"
Newbie II " -.-" ok I'll keep quiet"

So the rude newbie went "Hey you newcomer go pull"
Me "Huh? What's pull?"
Rude newbie"Noob!" and he went off pulling.

After he left I switch back to my full armor and went on to tank the mob and after killing it everyone got 0 xp

Rude Newbie"WTF!!!! Why there isn't any XP at all?"
I did a /anon to remove Anon
Me" hey check my level out please"
Rude Newbie "WTF!!! Why did you join my party!!!!"
Me "Well since you were so insistent with me joining your party"
Me "and btw I think it isn't too cool to scold people when they don't want to join your party. They normally have a reason"
I promptly disbanded from the party and wave to Newbie II and went back to the Crag to get my chocobo :P

I didn't hear the rest of the abbuses that came my way (If there were any) I filtered /sh ^.^

All these happened 2 days ago so it's still way fresh in my head in case anyone is wondering how I remember all these.

Wow, that's cool, where can I get one of those chicken-horses??

Actually, I had a situation recently, and I still consider myself a newbie (not nOOb). I was a level 17 RDM, just RDM ... hadn't completed the subjob quest yet (let alone reach 18 ... but moving on)

I get this tell from a guy:

/tell "Will you help me powerlevel."
<me> "What level are you?"
/tell "4"

So, I don't profess to know everything, but I do know that it is impossible to "powerlevel" in this game, so I assume he new to the game and I try to explain that you can't powerlevel in this game like in Neverwinter Nights ... the only other online game I have played. But I begin my message with a polite, "You must me new ... fyi ..."

/tell "I'm not a newb. I'm 4XXX/2XXX"
/tell "I probably know more than you do!"
<me> "Well then you know you can't powerlevel in this game."
/tell "Yeah you can"
<me> "How then"
/tell "I'll hunt tough monsters while you heal me, but we won't be in a party."
<me> ....
<me> "What possessed you to think that I would actually want waste my time and do that?"
/tell "%#$%@$#^@"

Don't count on that, I've met level 60+ PC players that didn't have a clue because they were PL'ed up to that level.

in sandy:
guy: "how do you get to Norg? I want to become a SAM."
nub: "why don't you get to lvl 20 first?"
guy: "i just want to know how to get to Norg."
nub: "you can't be a SAM until 20, so what's the point."
me: "you can't be SAM until 30."
nub: "no, it's 20."
me: "you're in for a shock if you go to Norg at 20 thinking you can get the quest."
nub: "i was told it's 20."
me: "trust me, all advanced jobs are 30."
nub: "but i was told it's 20."
about 5 30+ ppl at the same time: "it's 30 now stfu"


Forgot to add this

A while back I started a mule called Cutsiepootsie (what can I say, those damn tarus are so cute), and decided to take Cutsie on a little voyage across the seas to Valkrun dunes from Windy.

Yes it was fun to run from Windy as a lvl 1 BLM Taru with nothing but my onion staff and lvl 1 RSE. When I got there, I would yell out "LVL 1 BLM LFG". Needless to say, I found a lvl 1 MNK who was at Selbina O.o!

Turns out that his LS was planning a race and he was trying it out. We talked a little and he had to go.

So I ventured out to the Dunes, after setting my hp at Selbina, and ran around /wave everyone. Everybody was telling me "go back", "its too dangerous", etc. Of course, I would tell them that I could take these monsters here. Whenever I see a stray gob walking around the gate of Selbina, I would attack it and run away to pull it...

It was fun. But there was a nice Galka MNK who was nice enough to see if he could find someone to take me back. I kept on telling him that I didn't need to. He eventually figured out that I wasn't a noob with a "?" next to my name, and I finally gave up my charade. I gave him 1k gil for being nice and took the next ship back to Mhuara :D

haha thats greAT!

I did it once trying to make a quick jump back to windy. But when the game started loaded and I heard the music, I said "Uh Oh" out load as I zoned into lower Jeuno. :-X