I'd just like to say we are all newbs at some point because we're all mistake prone. Newb is the human condition.
As a preface I would like to give a bit of biographical information about myself before I relate my misadventures. My name is Silfana (not my real name btw), I'm a elvaan female, 20 years old in real life , from Windurst on the world of Titan. My job is white mage level 44/blackmage27 at the moment. Being a white mage I have learned to be very patient with people.
Now onto my misadventures.
***Day 1***
Me: Danny why can't I move? (Dan is my boyfriend, we share the same computer)
Dan: Read the manual.
Me: I'm too lazy.... (2 mins later) all I do is spin around.
Dan: I figured it out by myself you can too.
Me: How do I talk, this isn't like D2.
Dan: (Laughs) You can figure it out.
5 frustrated minutes later. Dan gives a brief explanation.
Me: Yaay I can do things!
Random Yagudo: Greetings new traveler, I have come to initiate you into the roll of adventurer.
Me: Hey, I'm cool, I'm killing a cute little bunny.
Silfana takes 15 damage.
Me: Ahhhh why did you hit me, I'm dying.
Random Yagudo: That's my job.
Silfana has been defeated.
Dan: You should try checking monsters first.
Me: How? Oh duh. Wow this is cool. Thx.
Dan: Try using benediction.
Me: Wow thx you saved my life. That was Neat. (a few minutes later) Why can't I benediction again.
Dan: It will be awhile.
Later...
Me: What am I supposed to do with this Adventuring coupon. Cries. I don't understand this town I'm so confused.
A kind stranger explains the dynamics for me, I walk away enlightened.
A few days later, partied.
O: (don't wanna use this persons full name) Find me using the markers.
Silfana puts a marker on the map and names it. Still can't find her friend.
Also she makes the same mistake most people do to begin with. She sells silk to the NPC's and later laments when she knows better. At the time however she didnt understand the Auction House. Also she gives 3 silks to the crawler culler lady. This is the lament of all enlightened from noob experience.
A few days later in partied Tahrongi canyon. Dhamel hits dhamel.
Me: Wtf?!!! (has never heard of beastmaster) A dhamel is hitting another dhamel. (feels sheepish when its expplained).
Later. Me again: That ghost reads as easy prey lets hit it.
Party: No no no. Crap you're aggroed. (death to all)
A week later Valkurm:
ME: I'm sooo lost where are you guys. I'm trapped by goblins and ghoul but I'm safe. (much frustration 30 mins later I get a map (woo).
Silfana was defeated by the valkurm emperor. >.> flies don't aggro?
Qufim: That dancing weapon looks cool.... oh im dead. Thanks for the warning guys.
A few days later level 25.
Noob: Theres a tremor ram here! Kill it, it drops good stuff!
thinks ok.
Tremor Ram: Hello young white mage I have a very special ability. It drops your hps and mp to newb levels. But your at full life so you just wasted your cure and the last of your mp. By the way, welcome to the after life. (squish)
Skips ahead a long ways having come a long ways and experience making her wiser. Now having rank 4, almost max fame, and the ability to Telewhore I mean teleport she goes to craig of dem to go do something (shrugs) in Bastok. Walks over the beautiful hills of the Konschat Highlands proud to be lvl 41 and be alive. Suddenly she crests a hill and meets Steelfleece Baldrich nose to nose.
Steelfleece Baldrich: High level artifact gear tastes good. I'm so full from munching on delicious meat. I've crushed some many of those two legs and they taste good.
Me: Blah blah blah (on the phone with Danny) (crests the hill, heart attack) Omg I am sooo dead.
Dan: Why?
Me: (hyperventilating) Huge Sheep... Steel fleece... Baldrich... right in front of me... five feet away... cries... omg the ground is shaking.
Dan: really that is so cool! sucks to die though.
SB: Munch munch munch, grass tastes good.
Me: (backs away slowly) I live! He didn't aggro me. How strange!!! (invis, sneak, deoderize.) Wow now I really am standing nose to nose with him. Gosh he's huge. No wonder he crushed you Dan (laughs).
Dan: Take a screencap.
Me: Great idea! (does that from different angles) SB is such a ham!
Me: I'm so happy to be alive now to get out of this death zone.
One more thing, my boyfriend bought a rabbit charm from the auction house for 1k promptly sold it for over 100k.
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